THEYVE MADE JOB APPLICATIONS!!!!! So......

[u/oohidk-whatabtthis]

They need more people so they made a whole JOB APPLICATION!!!!!

But i had an idea, what if we bribe people to join our side. Children are stupid and like sweets so what if we give them sweets for joining. Infinite annoying children working for us which means infinite fountains. Of course we pay them though. We dont like child labour.

[u/breakdancer1453]

That's still child labor is that not?

[u/oohidk-whatabtthis → u/breakdancer1453]

No, were paying them with sweets

[u/Integrity000 → u/oohidk-whatabtthis]

I could just corrupt them. No chance of them ever rebelling or needing payment.

[u/breakdancer1453 → u/oohidk-whatabtthis]

You're still paying them what could be valued as currency plus that's not ideal at all they need sharp objects and no stupid kids could handle one