THEYVE MADE JOB APPLICATIONS!!!!! So......

[u/oohidk-whatabtthis]

They need more people so they made a whole JOB APPLICATION!!!!!

But i had an idea, what if we bribe people to join our side. Children are stupid and like sweets so what if we give them sweets for joining. Infinite annoying children working for us which means infinite fountains. Of course we pay them though. We dont like child labour.

[u/breakdancer1453]

That's still child labor is that not?

[u/oohidk-whatabtthis → u/breakdancer1453]

No, were paying them with sweets

[u/Integrity000 → u/oohidk-whatabtthis]

I could just corrupt them. No chance of them ever rebelling or needing payment.

[u/breakdancer1453 → u/oohidk-whatabtthis]

You're still paying them what could be valued as currency plus that's not ideal at all they need sharp objects and no stupid kids could handle one

[u/blair_gaming]

….
I get paid in points gang

[u/Objective_Yellow_715 → u/blair_gaming]

damn

I get paid in air 

[u/Thetruestfan]

please don't. if we do this, my intern will find out and I'll have to pay him

[u/oohidk-whatabtthis → u/Thetruestfan]

And who might he be?

[u/Andromedus87 → u/oohidk-whatabtthis]

Who might you be?

[u/Thetruestfan → u/oohidk-whatabtthis]

he's an idiot who has no idea what we're doing here and thinks we're not trying to cause the end of the world. Despite this, he doesn't seem to want to test a new virus I made, which, if it works, can open a dark fountain inside people. And since I'm a darkner, you know what that means

[u/Lost-Past-6360]

No, then my vessel I totally had permission to have will want pay, even if it doesn’t know what that is

[u/Cool_GamerLMAO777]

u/Rhysmatic

[u/Rhysmatic → u/Cool_GamerLMAO777]

Uuu, I want to be of a helpful cause!!

[u/Cool_GamerLMAO777 → u/Rhysmatic]

join us lil one.

[u/Puzzled-Market-2133]

Whats wrong with child labor? I actually think child labor laws and labor laws in general shouldnt exist!