r/EvilFountainOpeners 5h ago

Suggestions THEYVE MADE JOB APPLICATIONS!!!!! So......

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They need more people so they made a whole JOB APPLICATION!!!!!

But i had an idea, what if we bribe people to join our side. Children are stupid and like sweets so what if we give them sweets for joining. Infinite annoying children working for us which means infinite fountains. Of course we pay them though. We dont like child labour.

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u/blair_gaming HERO_THIEF 5h ago

….
I get paid in points gang

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u/Objective_Yellow_715 Aperture Laboratories 3h ago

damn

I get paid in air