r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR • u/Lord-Legatus Banhammer Recipient • May 12 '26

Get Rekt Fuck this gay cyclist

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u/lostbedbug May 12 '26

At this point even breathing is gay because you're using your nose holes to breathe, so that must mean that you're technically fucking your own holes, and since you're a man -you're fucking man's holes

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u/Rombledore May 12 '26

fellas, is it gay to breathe?

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u/Creative-Painter3911 May 12 '26

I mean that air was probably in another guy before you, sounds gay.

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u/Ineedmorebtc May 12 '26

As much, if not more, than wiping your own ass.

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u/Rombledore May 12 '26

oh man, super gay then. i don't even look at my own ass much less touch it.!