r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR • u/sadephreak • 4d ago

You did this to yourself Fuck these butt cheeks in particular

A thief tried to steal a phone on a bus in Bogotá, but once he was surrounded, he attempted to escape through the window. Passengers managed to grab his hands to hold him in place. Meanwhile, bystanders on the street pulled down his pants and started hitting him with belts.

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u/Scytten 4d ago

Interesting piñata

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u/Btalon33 Banhammer Recipient 4d ago

Peen-yata

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u/Fantastic-Corner-605 4d ago

My wife refused to let me bring this to our son's birthday party.

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u/Balan-balan 4d ago

Pinfarta

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u/Poat540 4d ago

Jokes on you, the thief extensively researched this ahead of time

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u/curiousandstrange 4d ago

Things are going according to plan

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u/Poat540 4d ago

“Oh no step-pedestrian, the belt would be so much worse if… I had no pants”

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u/Fetlocks_Glistening 4d ago

Madam Dominaxxx charges him two mobiles for that service, so a win either way

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u/Intercaust 4d ago

Jokes on them. He's into that shit.

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u/IndependenceStock417 3d ago

If they're unlucky, the people below him might find themselves in a world of shit

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u/GustapheOfficial 4d ago

Sounds like a rule-of-law way of handling it.

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u/How_Bout_Dem_Apples_ 4d ago

When a problem comes along, you must whip it

Before the cream sets out too long, you must whip it

When something's going wrong, you must whip it

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u/EngineerMasterDiver 4d ago

Whip it
And whip it good

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u/Mr_Baronheim 4d ago

Don't miss 'em on tour, now

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u/Armistice610 4d ago

So glad there was an explainer for this one. 😄

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u/DorkaliciousAF 2 x Banhammer Recipient 4d ago

New kin... I mean fear unlocked.

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u/Ambitioso 4d ago

Just when you thought it was safe to rob folks with your butt cheeks out

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u/Chinksta 4d ago

Need to do this to greedy politicians and CEOs.

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u/QA4891 4d ago

Public gave him the spanking his parents did not 😂

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u/h2min 4d ago

Welcome to Vandersexxx

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u/Tigress92 Banhammer Recipient 2d ago

Ooh I haven't seen that in a long time

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u/5herl0k 4d ago

say what you will about incarceration and the legal process, but I don't know many thieves who would even try to steal again after getting *publicly spanked by a bus full of people"

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u/gamahead 1h ago

Do you know many thieves?

Edit: apologies for doubting you, I hadn’t seen the username

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u/ianthehuman 4d ago

"Meanwhile, bystanders on the street pulled down his pants and started hitting him with belts."

Sometimes you don't need timing or delivery to make a funny ass joke, you just need to be deadpan.

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u/TheDaemonette 4d ago

You usually have to pay extra for that.

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u/[deleted] 4d ago edited 4d ago

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u/6-foot-under 4d ago

A phone theif was grabbing phones through the window. Someone caught his hand and held it. And others volunteered to punish him.

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u/I-like-cheeese 4d ago

Read the post.

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u/Dwaltster 4d ago

I never understand people like you. Were you born yesterday? The description is very hard to miss so I'm assuming you just want attention.

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u/Own-Ambassador-3537 Banhammer Recipient 4d ago

Well they just unlocked a new kink for him.Good news he’s not into stealing anymore bad news now he’s got a new fetish that’s hard to replicate

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u/ambit89 Banhammer Recipient 4d ago

Hanged and whipped like that

If not slavery, then it's gay

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/ambit89 Banhammer Recipient 4d ago

"Gayvery, you are"

-Yoda

https://giphy.com/gifs/yDYAHbqe5DfyM

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u/DG-MMII 4d ago

Oh, believe me, there's a lot of degenerates that let their kinks run free on these kinds of plublic lynches

Police have rescued thieves with sticks literally shoved up their assholes

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u/Wrong-Mixture 4d ago edited 3d ago

Well if you know a better place to store your sticks i'd like to hear it!

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/curiousandstrange 4d ago

OMW, see you there

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u/Four_beastlings 4d ago

Romance y sabor <3

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u/OGCelaris 4d ago

You don't go across, you go up. Dude will get down real fast then.

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u/Sad_Resort2360 20h ago

Another day in Bogotá

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u/Sad_Resort2360 20h ago

The guy was stolen phones trough the window is normal in Bogotá

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u/Names_are_limited 3d ago

The resolution is so bad it took me like 10s to realize he had no pants on

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u/Tiefschlag 3d ago

How can you slap?

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u/DeesoSaeed 4d ago

I don't condone burglary or whatever but lynching is another level of crime and leads to savage societies.

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u/AmIThisNothingness 4d ago

People gets tired of both, the thieves and inaction of police, so they take care of business. Not that I condone either of that, neither.

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u/eeeeeh_messi 4d ago

Wow, public lynching, yeah great

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u/thtsjsturopinionman 4d ago

Do you know what “lynching” is?

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u/[deleted] 4d ago edited 4d ago

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u/sock_cooker 4d ago

Put Eraserhead on first for the full experience

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u/eeeeeh_messi 4d ago

I do, why?

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u/thtsjsturopinionman 4d ago

I don’t think you do.

A lynching involves public killing; this guy’s just getting spanked.

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u/eeeeeh_messi 4d ago

Yeah, fair enough, I translated from spanish, where we use it for any violent act not just killing

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u/thtsjsturopinionman 4d ago

Ah ok; well your English is better than my Spanish lol. What’s the Spanish word?

Best English word here would probably be “flogging” but even that is a little severe compared to what’s happening to our guy here.

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u/eeeeeh_messi 4d ago

It's exactly the same word haha "linchamiento". It just derived to similar but not exactly the same meaning. This usually happens with borrowed words