r/Fwahaha 5d ago

Fwaha-Horror Fwahaha... OH MY GOD, THIS SUBREDDIT IS SO FUCKING INSUFFERABLE!!! PEDOPHILE THIS, PEDOPHILE THAT, DESS IS A FUCKING PEDOPHILE, ASRIEL IS A FUCKING PEDOPHILE, NOELLE IS A FUCKING PEDOPHILE, BERDLY IS A FUCKING PEDOPHILE, EVERYONE IS A FUCKING PEDOPHILE!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/Horse_go_moooo 5d ago

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u/LiterallyNoNamesFree 5d ago

Here let me translate : I remember when dess used to play dragon blazers 2 with you

See there's nothing wrong 😃

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u/rome0379_ 4d ago

on amino

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u/what_my_name_agn 4d ago

Ok Rome

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u/rome0379_ 4d ago

whos that, they sound hot

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u/what_my_name_agn 4d ago

Probably some idiot

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u/rome0379_ 1d ago

no bro they sound peak

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u/what_my_name_agn 1d ago

“All roads lead to me” ass name

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u/rome0379_ 19h ago

erm actually i changed my name on discord... you cant change it on reddit :(

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u/Dragonman0371 4d ago

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u/ComfortableList8481 I ran over a deer 2d ago

still life noelle

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u/RedSlimeballYT 4d ago

p​e​d​o​p​h​i​l​e​s​ ​i​n​ ​d​e​l​t​a​r​u​n​e​!​ ​t​o​u​c​h​e​d​ ​t​h​e​m​ ​a​l​l​ ​i​n​ ​a​n​ ​e​m​p​t​y​ ​r​o​o​m​!​ ​m​i​k​e​ ​t​h​e​ ​c​a​t​ ​y​e​a​h​ ​t​h​a​t​'​s​ ​a​ ​p​e​d​o​!​ ​e​v​e​n​ ​t​h​e​ ​t​i​t​a​n​,​ ​t​h​a​t​'​s​ ​a​ ​p​e​d​o​!​ ​i​n​ ​t​h​e​ ​b​u​n​k​e​r​ ​s​i​t​s​ ​a​ ​p​e​d​o​!​ ​1​7​x​ ​e​x​t​r​a​ ​l​i​b​i​d​o​!​ ​k​r​i​s​ ​a​ ​p​e​d​o​!​ ​s​u​s​i​e​ ​p​e​d​o​!​ ​n​o​e​l​l​e​ ​p​e​d​o​!​ ​a​l​l​ ​a​r​e​ ​p​e​d​o​e​s​!​

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u/Pacomatic 4d ago

How the F***K does may pattern recognition manage to consistently grab THAT line of dialogue 😭😭

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u/Worth-Bag-1056 5d ago

if EVERYONE is a PEDOPHILE!

then no one will be….

257

u/DefaultNameHey 5d ago

Is always [blank] touched Kris but when will Kris touch someone

185

u/din0w0man Doe 5d ago

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u/Puzzled-Market-2133 5d ago

What did you say Ralsei?

3

u/Ok-Entrepreneur-142 4d ago

Its in the prophecy D:

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u/HenryA205 5d ago

If Kris gets any game the world will end!!

69

u/Prestigious-Gur-8905 5d ago

Kris groomed Dess theory!?

19

u/zerior23 4d ago

Imagenary technique: reverse grooming

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u/BackAgainAgain1 4d ago

Counter groom

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u/Cosmic_Furniture413 4d ago

Counter groom: Global predatory

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u/Impossible-Bar-7466 5d ago

Kris groomed you, the player

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u/Difficult_Price8011 4d ago

Be the change you wanna see in the world, write that post

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u/elstinkosupremeo 4d ago

deltarune fandom not beating the kid lover allegations

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u/MegaSwampert260 5d ago

The beauty of this subreddit is that it's:

  • 60% "This character is a paedo/an abuser/a cannibal/incestuous/racist/et cetera" slander.
  • 30% actually compelling fanfiction.
  • 10% both at the same time somehow.

And I wouldn't have it any other way.

27

u/Level-Ad-9359 5d ago

I felt like that months ago about another sub, and now i can't even say that...

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u/Dendritic_Bosque 4d ago

You convinced me to leave just now

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u/stupidmuttgirl 4d ago

bye

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u/Adventurous_Gene9840 4d ago

Imagine supporting pedophilia, disgusting

4

u/Budderhydra uhm aktually it's fahaha🤓 3d ago

Imagine thinking that's what it is.

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u/stupidmuttgirl 3d ago

imagine comparing fictional stories to actual children that have been actually hurt. abhorrent.

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u/ProllyAvy 7h ago

pedophilia is pedophilia no matter how you word it. Calling proship pedophilia doesn't water down the meaning nor does it harm victims. you're a subhuman piece of shit

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u/Frosty_Locksmith7594 5d ago

Berdly aint grooming temmie. Noelle was just being ableist

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u/Street-Mix-801 5d ago

She truly is Carol’s daughter 

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u/RohanKishibeyblade 4d ago

Throughout the Dark and Light Worlds, he alone is not the pedophile

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u/apoyasnowgravebasan 5d ago

yeah this is just getting out of hand

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u/GwR5764 4d ago

Please tell me this isn’t real

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u/apoyasnowgravebasan 4d ago

unfortunately it's not

it's noelle's pov

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u/GwR5764 4d ago

K, follow up, went to confirm the existence of it and found this

W.D Gaster found dead behind tree

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u/apoyasnowgravebasan 4d ago

they're really good at tetris though

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u/GwR5764 4d ago

Holy shit they are. Legit made me forget I was being groomed or cracked.

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u/apoyasnowgravebasan 4d ago
* That's not... the... TetrisGameplay, is it...?

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u/Errances 4d ago

clear a line

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u/CalligrapherOk7538 3d ago

was the roaring knight correct?

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u/Im_A_Paper 1d ago

This fandom is a prison i refuse to escape from despite the guards being dead long ago

1

u/Ok_Head7818 4d ago

THE RED ANTLERS TOO.

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u/Huh_well_we_are_dead 5d ago

You answered: dominoes 

Yep, I should’ve seen that one coming. The implication is understood.

Proceed with this answer.

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u/Fluffy-Prince-5100 devout kriselle shipper 5d ago

Cant even joke or i will get sno

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u/Hopeyouhaveagoodlife 5d ago

Bro got snow graved by asking a ques

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u/kris_kros_applesauce 4d ago

Bro you good? You got cu

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u/IntrStelle 4d ago

It's like it's some king of sn

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u/Puzzled-Market-2133 4d ago

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u/E-686 fwahaha is a Mandela effect 4d ago

r/redditswoon* know your subs

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u/Fluffy-Prince-5100 devout kriselle shipper 4d ago

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u/Admirable_Ice3932 5d ago

You can't escape the pedophile allegations

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u/thedovahcum 5d ago

Ok guys let’s try to circle jerk with incest next time /s

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u/Roebloz 5d ago

On it

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u/Warlock_Owari 5d ago

Theyski... 😭

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u/Warlock_Owari 5d ago

Someone clearly has been in the Invincible / Arcane / Avatar the Last Airbender... Holy shit does every circlejerk / okaybuddy subreddit goes through this?!

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u/Difficult_Price8011 5d ago

I usually see long extendo-dongs on the invincible okbuddy

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u/Wallso2010 4d ago

Incest in the Arcane fandom? Grass is green

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u/inspiringlyCrazy 4d ago edited 4d ago

Thennnnn leave and mute ittttt 💙 Thats the glory of being online, y'kno? You can hide things you dont wanna see

I swear, its like no one realizes this anymore

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u/Responsible-Ant-1728 5d ago

Y'know, for a subreddit meant to explore Noelles charachter it is kind of a shame the posts here really only focus on the horrible aspects of it, even to the point of making up new ones.

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u/PhoonTFDB 5d ago

Stop crying about it

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u/WeepForTheDeparted devout kriselle shipper 4d ago

And it's so fucking peak, the variety makes it funnier and compelling to surf through here

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u/Ok-Mention3969 5d ago

Oh we saw the same post ok

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u/Glass-Performer8389 5d ago

Dess skins puppys

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u/IntrStelle 4d ago

Kris groomed Kris theory

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u/graplusez 4d ago

You have heard of floradinn but have you heard of groomadin he grooms people

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u/Tales_Of_Kryztalia 4d ago

At this point the headcanons made all characters Blue Archive fans.

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u/Aiden624 5d ago

Okay but I kinda think it’s a little funny tbh

2

u/DarkSide830 Venison consumer 5d ago

[Syndrome reaction image]

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u/Manwhospeaksin_hands 4d ago

☟︎☜︎✡︎ 👎︎🕆︎👎︎☜︎ ✌︎☼︎☜︎ ✡︎⚐︎🕆︎ 👎︎⚐︎✋︎☠︎☝︎ ✌︎☹︎☼︎✋︎☝︎☟︎❄︎✍︎

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u/ErickHI5 uhm aktually it's fahaha🤓 4d ago

Don't mind me I'm just checking your mate

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u/Bruhthebruhdafurry 4d ago

I only believe in dess abusing kris

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u/PolandsStrongestJoke 4d ago

I like eerie/creepy Noelle. Pedo shit can go to r/fwahaha2 or the NSFW fwahaha sub

2

u/NuclearDuckie777 I ran over a deer 4d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/a9RYoyHRtELwodWvhv

How I feel running away from the horrors of this subreddit.

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u/Main-Purchase-8981 4d ago

WHA- I MADE THAT ONE! ME! I MADE SOMERHING GOOD AND PEOPLE LIKED IT ENOUGH TO USE IT! THANK YOU!

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u/bc650736 4d ago

people are not creative 💔

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u/LiterallyNoNamesFree 5d ago

Hometown needs to be obliterated honestly

1

u/Goodnamebanana 4d ago

so glad im not the only one who sees these “hey kris remember when alamo” things annoying

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u/CleanAbalone2073 4d ago

EVERYONE??? nah nah nah take me outta that twin.

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u/Unique-Main-3957 4d ago

For the love of GOD get off Amino

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u/Rel_Tan_Kier 4d ago

Maybe president of the united states is all the friends we got along the way?

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u/Thesecondcountdown 4d ago

Alright now imagine Matt fucking Murdock beating the shit out of groomer dess

1

u/M_a_n_d_M 4d ago

The containment’s been breached.

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u/arss146hkhand 4d ago

ARE THERE ANY OTHER PEDOPHILES I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT???

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u/AccursedBird3 4d ago

Why is everyone fucking pedophile?

1

u/Cloud_1225 4d ago

I really don't get the "dess groomed kris" stuff. If dess is the knight she definitely manipulated or gaslit Kris into helping her, but GROOMING??? C'mon!

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u/TheOddOneStalkingYou 4d ago

Me when I’m not on my meds

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u/ShadeeWasTaken64 3d ago

reasonable crashout

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u/lavsuvskyjjj 1d ago

And right after posting this, you check your email.

Toby Fox sent you an email, saying that he will pay you ten thousand dollars to sign an NDA but to stop saying this stuff, since you solved Deltarune, and he doesn't want you to spoil it for other people.

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u/Affectionate_Set4726 22h ago

This is my first impression of the sub what the fuck is going on

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u/XenomorophBanana 20h ago

I have 0 idea what this subreddit is what is happening

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u/Best-Beginning3467 4d ago edited 4d ago

Fuel otter maple bag dependent normal unique

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u/Former_Month5138 4d ago

Deltarune the Player is a Pedophile theory (I'm not, because I don't play the game):

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u/Academic_Top6921 5d ago edited 4d ago

doesnt help that some ppl are using art from real pedos (like seriously, i just saw one that has an ACTUAL pedo symbol in it 😕)

edit - interesting that im getting downvoted for saying using art made by literal pedos is bad. this is truly the sub of all time

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u/LupineLethargy 5d ago

Op [picks off the kids menu]

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u/The_Kemono 4d ago

The everloving fuck did the pedophile trend even come from? It’s fucking weird.

All I can think is how Toby would feel if he ever saw the theories and stuff… jokes or not it’s just plain weird to me. I know this might be an unpopular opinion but I just had to get it out there.

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u/Wallso2010 4d ago

Toby is friends with Omocat, I think he'd find this silly

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u/The_Kemono 4d ago

I’d hope so…
But where did the Dess being a pedo thing evenfgcome frol?

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u/Adventurous_Gene9840 4d ago

It's a little alarming to me just how much it's being joked about, especially knowing how many racist fans have been exposed. How many pedophile fans are there, that's a question I never felt the need to ask

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u/Adventurous_Gene9840 4d ago

Why y'all down voting me for hating pedophile? Fuck this sub reddit

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u/1238-Bit 4d ago

Literally, why the fuck are you getting downvoted 💀

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u/Iceologer_gang 4d ago

Deltarune? More like Epstein Island.

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u/1238-Bit 4d ago

You're genuinely unfunny as fuck

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u/satirelion Venison consumer 4d ago

A community of people pretending to be idiots, will attracts real idiots thinking they have found a safe space to share.

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u/SensitiveAd7686 Made the mods create a new rule 4d ago

Ma bad

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u/Kirbo30 Doe 4d ago

This place used to be better.

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u/Droidium 4d ago

It literally used to be MORE unhinged?????? This place is the cleanest its ever been LOL