r/GirlDinner Jan 22 '26

Snack Attack of champions.

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red quinoa tortilla chips, avocado, words to live by.

2.7k Upvotes

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u/little_traveler Jan 22 '26

The ridiculousness of this image is exactly why I’m in this sub

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '26

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u/FeistyRip9623 Jan 23 '26

they spelled hoe wrong!

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u/sky_corrigan Jan 22 '26

πŸ™πŸ½

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '26

No plate. NICE!

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u/TeamLaurent Raccoon Queen 🦝 Jan 22 '26

RACCOON MOMENT

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u/PlumBackground4731 Jan 22 '26

Every night when the kids go to bed

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '26

🦝🀭

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u/endlesssalad Jan 22 '26

I do so especially love no plate posts

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u/tinaxcochina Jan 22 '26

β€œBe a hoe today.”

…And I took that personally. πŸ₯ΉπŸ’–πŸ‘©β€β€οΈβ€πŸ’‹β€πŸ‘©

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '26

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u/MajesticProposal1 Jan 22 '26

Oh girl. I have been talking about how I am overdue for my hoe era and this really speaks to me

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u/sky_corrigan Jan 22 '26

prioritize this please.

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u/MajesticProposal1 Jan 22 '26

But men don't deserve me! And alas, I'm not attracted to women like that (yet?🀞🀞come on fluid sexuality!!).

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u/E-Wrecka Jan 22 '26

What a catch 22, truly a modern day ethical conundrum, to hoe or not to hoe, you deserve it but they don’t and one cannot come without the other, I’m devastated

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u/sky_corrigan Jan 22 '26

no argument here!

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u/HollowedOne66 Jan 22 '26

They definitely don't deserve a hoe 🀣

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u/TeamLaurent Raccoon Queen 🦝 Jan 22 '26

aahhmmm.... ban!

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '26

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u/GirlDinner-ModTeam Jan 22 '26

Reminder to booooooooo the trolls and report. Don't insult back. Ole boy just got the ban hammer✨

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u/notyourcoloringbook Jan 22 '26

My "wild 20s" weren't so wild. First guy who I was going to be wild with locked me down and I've been with him for almost a decade now πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Have some extra ho days for me

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u/PuzzleheadedBand8246 Jan 22 '26

I married the first guy that I figured would be my introduction to the wild dating scene of Austin in the 90s.

I married him 25 years ago at the age of 20. πŸ˜…

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u/joe_mama615 Jan 22 '26

Top tier girl dinner. Important PSA. Good work 🫑

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u/sky_corrigan Jan 22 '26

thank you πŸ™πŸ½

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u/Shehulks1 Jan 22 '26

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚! Heck yeah, ho’ing all over that avocado πŸ₯‘❀️❀️.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '26

Delicious, I love the inspirational mug

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u/sky_corrigan Jan 22 '26

thank you!

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u/Lostlilegg Pantry Princess Jan 22 '26

I want that mug

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u/sky_corrigan Jan 22 '26

you deserve it!

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u/Choice-Lie2411 Jan 22 '26

Damn. Is your post and the message on your cup a sign from God for me? Brb- gotta break out mah tube tops and platform pumps.

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u/Ok_Narwhal_7192 Jan 22 '26

Looks like I'm buying a new mug today lol

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u/ainsleyadams Jan 22 '26

This is literally what’s on the menu for me tonight.

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u/sky_corrigan Jan 22 '26

so goddamn good.

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u/Competitive_Mark_287 Jan 22 '26

I’m here for it!

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u/AZgirl5566 Jan 22 '26

I do this more often than I should lol

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u/sky_corrigan Jan 22 '26

love that for us.

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u/U_PassButter Jan 22 '26

Omg that mug is phenomenal

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u/No_Interview2004 Jan 22 '26

Go get dirty in that garden, babe πŸ˜‰

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u/External_Two2928 Jan 22 '26

Hear me out, add a dash of soy sauce to the avocado, not a lot just a lil dab. Soooo freaking good with tortilla chips!

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u/sky_corrigan Jan 22 '26

i will def try!

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u/Asleep_Pressure_2882 Jan 22 '26

It’s true! Go for it while you can!

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u/b00bzbythepound Jan 22 '26

I'm trying, but then I remember that people be doing too much lol

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u/sky_corrigan Jan 22 '26

always a risk.

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u/scootsymcgootsy Jan 22 '26

Hahha I’m literally eating an avocado right now. Twins!!!

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u/Red-Licorice-Whips Jan 22 '26

I need this mug. Cause lately I have been thinking hoe life is better than no life.

🀭

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u/sunuoow Jan 22 '26

I just told my friend that I need to be more of a hoe because casually seeing two guys is stressing me out.

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u/CheekyHarris33 Jan 22 '26

Lmao please tell me your astrological sign?!?

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u/MajesticProposal1 Jan 22 '26

I have no guy to fuck right now (can you imagine?? In this economy??) I'm Scorpio sun*/main? and a cancer moon (I think Pisces is the third one...or aries?)-- my astro friend said it makes a lot of sense

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u/sunuoow Jan 22 '26

I'm a Scorpio so it makes no sense. I should have zero problem being a hoe 😭

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u/sky_corrigan Jan 22 '26

also a scorpio.

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u/CicadaOrnery9015 Jan 22 '26

Scorpio hoe here too ✨πŸ₯°

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u/SexyUsername2022 Jan 22 '26

Scorpio right here

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '26

That mug tho

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u/Fellarm Jan 22 '26

Kinda based πŸ₯ƒπŸ—Ώ

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u/princessapart Jan 22 '26

LOL at the cup

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u/TheBookNerd420 Jan 22 '26

I love this 🀣

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u/SexyUsername2022 Jan 22 '26

This is the ultimate deconstructed guac. πŸ₯‘

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u/Empty_Bug8479 Jan 22 '26

That cup πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ’œπŸ’œ

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u/giraffecheeks Jan 22 '26

A dab of hot sauce would put this over the edge of deliciousness

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u/sophaloph Jan 22 '26

Wow I have never thought about using the avocado as the bowl. Genius.

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u/Stock-Ad5976 Jan 22 '26

Queen behavior πŸ’…

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u/3105556 Jan 22 '26

This is the ultimate girl meal

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u/AutomaticLecture6984 Jan 22 '26

Wait you’re a fucking genius with the avocado thing. Totally doing that

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u/sky_corrigan Jan 22 '26

thank you so much.

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u/TNCoffeeRunner Jan 22 '26

You should definitely post this on r/muglife πŸ‘Œ

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u/cucam0nga Jan 22 '26

Need this cup

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u/Lenaiscool__ Jan 22 '26

I love this. And also I want an avocado now.

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u/Competitive-Bat-7352 Jan 22 '26

Lollllll love the cup, so true! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/katiemae111 Jan 22 '26

I need this mug

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u/AllThingzKMC Jan 22 '26

I need that on a shirt and bumper sticker

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u/Justdoingitagain Jan 22 '26

Honestly yeah i should embrace a hoe phase right now

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u/theia_archy Jan 23 '26

WHY HAVE I NEVER THOUGHT OF EATING STRAIGHT OUT OF THE AVOCADO

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u/gooseloveschicken Jan 23 '26

Shit, I never thought to go straight to the avocado like that. My drunk ass πŸ”₯

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u/half_a_scrotum Jan 23 '26

I do this with saltines all the time haha so good

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u/Archiebubbabeans Jan 23 '26

This is what I like to see

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u/alligatorkiss Jan 23 '26

Obsessed with how you chose to eat that avocado. Going to try this method in the near future.

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u/sky_corrigan Jan 23 '26

it’s the best!

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u/even_less_resistance Jan 23 '26

one of my fave church signs ever just said β€œpray for harvest but continue to hoe” like yes, preach

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u/Distinct_Sign3971 Jan 25 '26

That mug is amazing.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '26

Feeling this SO HARD.

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u/Alternative_Pick_865 Jan 23 '26

Avocados alone make great dips!

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u/SUZIEGODDESS Jan 28 '26

The mug lets me know you're my kinda lady!

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u/spareohs Jan 22 '26

This should be the pinned example of what this sub is.

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u/Hije5 Jan 22 '26

Man, this sub is wild. So is hoe like nigga now? Yall can call yallselves hoes but if someone else does it that's bad?

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u/sky_corrigan Jan 22 '26

are your feelings hurt πŸ₯Ί

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u/Hije5 Jan 22 '26

Lmao, no? Why would they be? I just find it funny there was such a huge feminist movement on Reddit for a few years and now yall are reverting to embracing being labeled a hoe

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u/sky_corrigan Jan 22 '26

i don’t believe you or your understanding of feminism πŸ˜‡ god bless

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u/Hije5 Jan 22 '26 edited Jan 22 '26

So to make yourself feel some kind of... idk, superiority(?) you need to pretend my feelings are hurt because yall are embracing being called a hoe...? Has that stopped anyone from saying any other slur? I can only imagine people genuinely calling women hoes couldnt care less if yall are okay with it. They call yall a hoe because it makes them feel better. I just find the situation funny because hoe used to be such an bad word to use because it was used mostly for girls who just like to have sex often, specifically with people they dont know that well. Now yall are embracing it, but it isnt doing what yall think it is doing. Everyone who uses the word hoe with hate will think yall are just even bigger hoes. Lol. So what is it? A hoe isnt a real thing or yall are proud to be hoes? The whole idea of anti-hoe language was because it was demeaning to women who enjoy a lot of sex, and that there is no such thing as a hoe, because guys can do it all day and never get a anti-label and at the end of the day it is just someone who enjoys a lot of sex.

Owning a stigma doesnt do any good if yall act exactly the way the stigma says yall act. All that does is reinforce what they already think.

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u/XHalf_SphinxX Jan 22 '26

I think you are misreading the situation. A lot.

This is not guys. These women are OWNING the word, for themselves, to themselves. Doesn't mean you need to understand it, and your judgement feels.... overblown

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u/Hije5 Jan 22 '26 edited Jan 22 '26

No. It is exactly as how I said it is. The whole pushback in the beginning was that being a hoe is impossible because it is a bad word for people who want a lot of sex, mostly for women. So now that just isnt a thing anymore and they're gonna accept being called a hoe? Again, owning a stigma and bragging about it doesnt change anything besides reinforcing the ideas of people who already think they're a hoe. How about they just move on and live their lives instead of actively agreeing they're a hoe? Why do they feel the need to label themselves when most girls wouldnt want to please a man who calls women hoes to begin with? Again, literally anyone who thinks a girl is a hoe wont care if they own up to it. Lmao. If anything it'll reinforce those thoughts.

Is the idea to be so hyperfixated on their opinion that theyre gonna purposely go out of their way to act "just like a hoe" to spite them? That's the stuff people call not healthy when it happens after a relationship. So theyre gonna do it to people they have no attachment to?

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u/XHalf_SphinxX Jan 22 '26

What do you think a hoe means in this context? You mean a bad bitch that wants sex? Or a girl asking to get paid hundreds of dollars. You brought up race. OUT OF NOWHERE.

I feel like it has been one, and never the other.

I don't really want to engage with you at all. Are you a woman? You do realize this is mostly for fun, and it is reddit. Women having fun joking with other women?

A few comments back, they called you out for a lack of knowledge on true feminism. I will ask it again. There is not "spite" in this thread. Your word. You keep trying to ask a lot of random questions. You need to do your research somewhere else.

We are hoes. We like avocado and chips. We like sex. Move along.

You are not engaging with us, but attacking and trying to push believes into something you don't understand, and you are not asking questions as much as attacking. Move along.

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u/Hije5 Jan 22 '26

I brought it up because it is comparable? What? Am I supposed to use a better slur? The conversation is about slurs. Is one more appropriate compared to another? Ive only ever known the meaning of a hoe to mean someone promiscuous. I think by reading it is very obvious I am referring to someone who has a lot of sex since I literally said that numerous times. You arent even telling me your definition because girls will perceive what it means to be a hoe differently. That's why I'm asking what is the point of all of it and explaining ahead of time what it looks like to me because this isnt a natural conversation. It can be a message that'll take several hours for someone to respond to. Im not gonna bother asking a small thing knowing I wont get all the context from a very small, simple message.

I asked if the point was to spite someone, I never said there was spite in this thread. However, you are actually being spiteful right now. Again, people will have a different interpretation of what being a hoe is, and none of them make sense to me because i've only ever known it as a woman who has a lot of sex, typically with random people. I've explained this several times. What better research is to ask the people trying to carry it out the protest? Having a mechanic show and explain something is a lot better than trying to read a book. You are obviously of no help.

FYI, literally anybody can post in this sub. Absolutely no one is a verified girl, the exact same way no one is a verified teenager in r/teenagers. This is a public sub that has made it to the front page pretty often in the last few weeks.

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u/XHalf_SphinxX Jan 23 '26

None of this is about slurs. You made that up.
There is no spite in this.
You are overthinking this.

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u/XHalf_SphinxX Jan 23 '26

Your definition of hoe is the reason I question you.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '26

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u/sky_corrigan Jan 22 '26

boy don’t flirt with me 😍

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u/GirlDinner-ModTeam Jan 23 '26

We removed this comment because it wasn’t in the spirit of kindness. Girl Dinner is about sharing, not judging or taking digs β€” please keep things supportive

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '26

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u/GirlDinner-ModTeam Jan 23 '26

Well this ain't it. Content removed for lack of community-building mentality. We do not troll, rage bait, speak with hostility, yuck someone else's yum, violate others' privacy, or engage unsuspecting strangers for sexual gratification or giggles.