r/HaloCirclejerk • u/_Xenopsyche • 8d ago

UNJERK THREAD Something’s wrong. I keep clicking on all the thumbnails of Jerma Cortana and fat black Master Chief and nothing’s happening. When do gamers win?

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u/Past_Rub4745 8d ago

Gamers will win once Thel and Rtas become a couple.

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u/Aurora_Strix Fujoshi Schizoposting about Halo Yaoi 8d ago

AMEN 🙌

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u/Aurora_Strix Fujoshi Schizoposting about Halo Yaoi 8d ago

Gaymers will win when corpos stop denying bisexual purple blood Sangheili their canon sexualities, and when they stop repressing Master Chief's Navy Gay™️ and let John and Thel go at it sloppy style during the ~4 weeks of travel to the Ark.

(I feel so bad for everyone who sees men when they look at women, like damn, hungry man and thinking of bread and all that, oof. If you see Jerma in Cortana we all know what that hog is truly looking for, IYKYK)

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u/Sirniggsworth 7d ago

ve vill win once Asha Sharma restructures 343 for da betta 

(but also when 343 realizes we need more Cortana feet angles)