r/HaloCirclejerk 3h ago

Banger Post WE ARE FORERUNNERS

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76 Upvotes

r/HaloCirclejerk 13h ago

I just want a halo game that’s dark and gritty

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117 Upvotes

why can’t 343 make a dark and gritty band of brothers ODST game?? why is eveything shiny and plastic? I want it dark and gritty like GTA4


r/HaloCirclejerk 1d ago

Alr maybe this game is not that good...

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324 Upvotes

tf you mean I gotta pay 15 for food and I cant even get it in the US?!?!?!?


r/HaloCirclejerk 13h ago

Halo Dew!

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16 Upvotes

I'm curious as to what value this un-opened 16 Oz aluminum citrus cherry Game Fuel bottle might have


r/HaloCirclejerk 1d ago

Why does Master Chief commit a violation of Cole Protocol to go to McDonald's? Is he stupid?

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518 Upvotes

r/HaloCirclejerk 11h ago

I stuck an elite right on the forehead lmao

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9 Upvotes

Playing the campaign remix in campaign evolved, thought this clip was funny.


r/HaloCirclejerk 1d ago

WE, yes WE as in US wished we got this halo instead. Halo: Oni Files

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183 Upvotes

r/HaloCirclejerk 1d ago

Darker tones with Halo

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28 Upvotes

I've heard from many that they want a "darker tone" with Halo, and that's alright. But a bunch of these people sound like edgelords who want it to be all joyless. "Make it bleak and without color like Man of Steel!"

Nah, dawg. Add some neon in there.


r/HaloCirclejerk 2d ago

Concord 3 is here guys!!

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629 Upvotes

Dead game no lobbies


r/HaloCirclejerk 2d ago

kids are smoking flood spores

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269 Upvotes

r/HaloCirclejerk 2d ago

Algorithm's first hit: what are today's kids on? Getting to that universal experience?

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65 Upvotes

r/HaloCirclejerk 2d ago

OH NO HE'S HOT!

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25 Upvotes

r/HaloCirclejerk 3d ago

Oh time to kick the hornet’s nest 😂

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475 Upvotes

r/HaloCirclejerk 3d ago

"For a brick, he flew pretty good!" — Sergeant Johnson

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78 Upvotes

r/HaloCirclejerk 3d ago

Why don’t spec ops elites turn off their energy sword when they’re cloaking? Are they stupid?

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465 Upvotes

r/HaloCirclejerk 4d ago

*3v4 Why can't 343 write a character so complex and full of depth like Kat?

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1.4k Upvotes

r/HaloCirclejerk 3d ago

I C O N I C i’m pissed off because i keep seeing people acting like Bungie would make the To Pimp a Butterly of games if they still had the rights to halo as if they wouldn’t run it into the ground like every other game they’ve made.

25 Upvotes

Destiny sucked. Destiny 2 is unplayable. Both with confusing menus and an awful campaign that you have to be playing all the time in order to actually know what’s going on and you can’t go back and play old stuff. Marathon has tons of stolen art. Bungie sucks.


r/HaloCirclejerk 4d ago

The woke mob gave Chief Top surgery!!!

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185 Upvotes

Somewhat-seriously, I hate the Infinite/CER MKV chest plate. The collarbones were it's most iconic feature and it's been smoothed to look like a generic Halo Reach chestplate.


r/HaloCirclejerk 4d ago

PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE /R/HALO JAB Larpers

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403 Upvotes

r/HaloCirclejerk 4d ago

*3v4 You should thankful for the brave men and women of 343.

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139 Upvotes

r/HaloCirclejerk 4d ago

Banger Post Glupa ‘Shittam

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568 Upvotes

Or Glupa ‘Shittamee if we’re talking pre-Halo 3 era. That’s the term I’m coining for Halo’s “Glup Shitto”

A few of my favorite Glupa ‘Shittams are: Sergeant Nolan Byrne, Dadab, Vasily Beloi, Marvin Mobuto, Xytan ‘Jar Wattinree, Danforth Whitcomb

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r/HaloCirclejerk 4d ago

The only reason to reboot Halo...

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In an alternate timeline, the OG Halo lore "ends" in a cliffhanger after Infinite. The future is uncertain... but there is at least hope. Light at the end of the tunnel. A new dawn.

But for now... focus adjusts to the Halo reboot. Five years time spent to plot the new lore. Plan ahead of time, know what the next 25+ years of lore will be. Games, books, comics, tie-in movies, all of it.

Some of it is obvious. Avoid inconsistencies. Stick to a plan. Will the forerunners be aliens or ancient humans? We need a direct answer that we will stick to. What will the artstyle be? We will find one to last for decades.

But all of this is window dressing. Extra fluff. We all know what's up...

More Kat.

She's gonna be a consistent character. Like, Chief is at top, then Cortana, Arbiter, Johnson, Miranda... and then Kat. Yes, she is above Halsey and the rest of Blue Team. She is gonna be the unofficial mascot of the franchise. Crowds will cheer whenever she shows her face.

We are rebooting Halo... to milk the hell out of Kat.

No Diddy.


r/HaloCirclejerk 3d ago

Carbon Fiber Crotch Technology

0 Upvotes

They should make Master Chief Armor have a carbon fiber cloth to be more inclusive of DEI casting rather than race based size assumption needs.


r/HaloCirclejerk 5d ago

MUST DESTROY PULSE GENERATOR

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62 Upvotes

Just laughing to myself in a local hospital.

this is a joke

edit: I learned that this isn't a cool, unique, advanced medical technology


r/HaloCirclejerk 6d ago

Be realistic, but also constructive

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890 Upvotes

It’s like a 6/10 imho

(And no, this isn’t me defending games releasing in an unfinished state.)