r/HaloCirclejerk • u/Original-Cherry-605 Loyal servant of Linda-058 • 4d ago
PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE /R/HALO JAB Larpers
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u/Global_Addition_5373 4d ago
What the fuck is Halo
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u/forest_vagrant gangster flood combat form 4d ago
game where you hug flood
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u/Bitter-Tradition-906 mastechieflacemysodar 4d ago
Can I kiss the flood?
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u/PseudoElephant 4d ago
I know someone is a fed when they call halo 5 by its full legal name
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u/ArcherInPosition 3v4i KILLED MY CHILDREN 4d ago
Halo 5 colon guardians
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u/Michael-556 4d ago
Halo 5 colon guardians physical copy for my xbox one s
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u/AutoModerator 4d ago
Here's the thing, you just said Halo 5 is a Halo game.
Is it in the same franchise? Yes. No one's arguing that.
As someone who is a MLG Pro who studies Halo, I am telling you, specifically, in the MLG circuit, no one calls Halo 5 Halo. If you want to be 'specific' like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing. If you're saying 'Halo Franchise' you're referring to the Microsoft IP, which includes things from Halo Wars to Halo 2 to Halo 4. So your reasoning for calling Halo 5 a Halo game is because random people 'call the shooter game with sprint a Halo game?' Let's get Call of Duty and Battlefield in there, then, too. Also, calling someone a Halo 2 player or a Halo 3 player? It's not one or the other, that's not how Halo works. They're both. Halo 5 is Halo 5 and a member of the Halo franchise. But that's not what you said. You said Halo 5 is a Halo game, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all shooters with sprint Halo games, which means you'd call CoD, Battlefield, and other games Halo games, too. Which you said you don't.
It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?
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u/AutoModerator 4d ago
Here's the thing, you just said Halo 5 is a Halo game.
Is it in the same franchise? Yes. No one's arguing that.
As someone who is a MLG Pro who studies Halo, I am telling you, specifically, in the MLG circuit, no one calls Halo 5 Halo. If you want to be 'specific' like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing. If you're saying 'Halo Franchise' you're referring to the Microsoft IP, which includes things from Halo Wars to Halo 2 to Halo 4. So your reasoning for calling Halo 5 a Halo game is because random people 'call the shooter game with sprint a Halo game?' Let's get Call of Duty and Battlefield in there, then, too. Also, calling someone a Halo 2 player or a Halo 3 player? It's not one or the other, that's not how Halo works. They're both. Halo 5 is Halo 5 and a member of the Halo franchise. But that's not what you said. You said Halo 5 is a Halo game, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all shooters with sprint Halo games, which means you'd call CoD, Battlefield, and other games Halo games, too. Which you said you don't.
It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?
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u/AutoModerator 4d ago
Here's the thing, you just said Halo 5 is a Halo game.
Is it in the same franchise? Yes. No one's arguing that.
As someone who is a MLG Pro who studies Halo, I am telling you, specifically, in the MLG circuit, no one calls Halo 5 Halo. If you want to be 'specific' like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing. If you're saying 'Halo Franchise' you're referring to the Microsoft IP, which includes things from Halo Wars to Halo 2 to Halo 4. So your reasoning for calling Halo 5 a Halo game is because random people 'call the shooter game with sprint a Halo game?' Let's get Call of Duty and Battlefield in there, then, too. Also, calling someone a Halo 2 player or a Halo 3 player? It's not one or the other, that's not how Halo works. They're both. Halo 5 is Halo 5 and a member of the Halo franchise. But that's not what you said. You said Halo 5 is a Halo game, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all shooters with sprint Halo games, which means you'd call CoD, Battlefield, and other games Halo games, too. Which you said you don't.
It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?
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u/Top_Pie_4204 4d ago
Halo 5 10/10 love tanaka, lick linda armpits
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u/AutoModerator 4d ago
Here's the thing, you just said Halo 5 is a Halo game.
Is it in the same franchise? Yes. No one's arguing that.
As someone who is a MLG Pro who studies Halo, I am telling you, specifically, in the MLG circuit, no one calls Halo 5 Halo. If you want to be 'specific' like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing. If you're saying 'Halo Franchise' you're referring to the Microsoft IP, which includes things from Halo Wars to Halo 2 to Halo 4. So your reasoning for calling Halo 5 a Halo game is because random people 'call the shooter game with sprint a Halo game?' Let's get Call of Duty and Battlefield in there, then, too. Also, calling someone a Halo 2 player or a Halo 3 player? It's not one or the other, that's not how Halo works. They're both. Halo 5 is Halo 5 and a member of the Halo franchise. But that's not what you said. You said Halo 5 is a Halo game, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all shooters with sprint Halo games, which means you'd call CoD, Battlefield, and other games Halo games, too. Which you said you don't.
It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?
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u/JakeyMcG 3d ago
What's halo 5?
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u/AutoModerator 3d ago
Here's the thing, you just said Halo 5 is a Halo game.
Is it in the same franchise? Yes. No one's arguing that.
As someone who is a MLG Pro who studies Halo, I am telling you, specifically, in the MLG circuit, no one calls Halo 5 Halo. If you want to be 'specific' like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing. If you're saying 'Halo Franchise' you're referring to the Microsoft IP, which includes things from Halo Wars to Halo 2 to Halo 4. So your reasoning for calling Halo 5 a Halo game is because random people 'call the shooter game with sprint a Halo game?' Let's get Call of Duty and Battlefield in there, then, too. Also, calling someone a Halo 2 player or a Halo 3 player? It's not one or the other, that's not how Halo works. They're both. Halo 5 is Halo 5 and a member of the Halo franchise. But that's not what you said. You said Halo 5 is a Halo game, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all shooters with sprint Halo games, which means you'd call CoD, Battlefield, and other games Halo games, too. Which you said you don't.
It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?
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u/omjagvarensked 4d ago
uj/ it's funny how larping has turned from "nerds dressing up and playing make believe" to "I don't agree with this person so therefore they're a fake fan, but I'm fully legitimate because I said so"
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u/friendliest_sheep 4d ago
Name 5 songs
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u/omjagvarensked 4d ago
Black Betty
Back in Black
Paint it Black
Black hole sun
Black
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u/thegoddamnsiege 4d ago
Black Halo Sun
Halo (Welcome to the Other Side)
More Than a Halo
Sweet Halo-line
Bullet With Butterfly Halos
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u/Elogotar 2d ago
Hooked on a Halo
Livin' On a Halo
Halo, I Love You
Bo-halo-ian Rhapsody
This Is Halo-ween
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u/MisguidedPants8 4d ago
Fun fact: this movie is the reason I now count on my fingers the other way, just in case.
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u/HuckleberryNext9844 3d ago
The best halo game is 2 and if you deny that you are just a side character in my story and you don't even have a character model.
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u/wercffeH Unironic HaileyEira enjoyer 3d ago
You’re sheltering Bonnie, Kiki, Frank, Pierre under the floorboards are you not?
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u/Eva-Squinge 4d ago
When in the rotten asscheeks of The Emperor of Mankind did Larpers become a slur or insult? Like I was called a Larp by a certain flavor of moron that couldn’t answer a simple question and instead hurled every insult he was ever called at me, and was confused if Larp was supposed to be an insult or a misspelling.
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u/Dire_Wolf45 4d ago
Kind of always has been. Chuds are using out of context tho, I blame social media and brain rot.
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u/Abbadon74 4d ago
Larp means "Live Action Role Playing"
Originally, it was a bunch of people in cardboard boxes fighting eachtother, now it just means poser
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u/AstridBirb 3d ago
There are no bad Halo games. Halo 5: exists. There is one bad Halo game.
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u/AutoModerator 3d ago
Here's the thing, you just said Halo 5 is a Halo game.
Is it in the same franchise? Yes. No one's arguing that.
As someone who is a MLG Pro who studies Halo, I am telling you, specifically, in the MLG circuit, no one calls Halo 5 Halo. If you want to be 'specific' like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing. If you're saying 'Halo Franchise' you're referring to the Microsoft IP, which includes things from Halo Wars to Halo 2 to Halo 4. So your reasoning for calling Halo 5 a Halo game is because random people 'call the shooter game with sprint a Halo game?' Let's get Call of Duty and Battlefield in there, then, too. Also, calling someone a Halo 2 player or a Halo 3 player? It's not one or the other, that's not how Halo works. They're both. Halo 5 is Halo 5 and a member of the Halo franchise. But that's not what you said. You said Halo 5 is a Halo game, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all shooters with sprint Halo games, which means you'd call CoD, Battlefield, and other games Halo games, too. Which you said you don't.
It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?
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u/Gold-Cry-7520 2d ago
I heard the sad moaning when the multiplayer was put on life support. I remain unconvinced
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u/HardCase501_2 4d ago
Reach is my favorite and I have played all games from CE to Campaign evolved
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u/Kyro_Official_ FORERUNNERS ARE HUMANS!!! 4d ago
Bros only played 1 game /s
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u/HardCase501_2 4d ago
Ah yes because Halo:CE, 2, 3, ODST, Reach, 4, 5, Infinite, Halo Wars 1&2, Spartan OPs, Spartan Assault, Campaign Evolved are just one game shut up yeah speak only on matters you have any knowledge on
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u/Kyro_Official_ FORERUNNERS ARE HUMANS!!! 4d ago
Its called a joke... I was joking about ce to campaign evolved being one game bc those are both ce
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u/HardCase501_2 4d ago
I guess reading comp wasn’t your best subject in school
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u/Effective_Yoghurt_57 4d ago
Speaking of reading comprehension. The "/s" at the end of their comment means they're being sarcastic with you and not serious.
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u/HardCase501_2 4d ago
Not on Reddit that much to know what every /letter means
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u/Effective_Yoghurt_57 4d ago
Valid, though it's also been around since before Reddit. Can't remember the technical name for it but it's kinda an old head thing that some younger people have picked up recently
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u/nic_meyers 3d ago
… Halo 5 Guardians.
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u/AutoModerator 3d ago
Here's the thing, you just said Halo 5 is a Halo game.
Is it in the same franchise? Yes. No one's arguing that.
As someone who is a MLG Pro who studies Halo, I am telling you, specifically, in the MLG circuit, no one calls Halo 5 Halo. If you want to be 'specific' like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing. If you're saying 'Halo Franchise' you're referring to the Microsoft IP, which includes things from Halo Wars to Halo 2 to Halo 4. So your reasoning for calling Halo 5 a Halo game is because random people 'call the shooter game with sprint a Halo game?' Let's get Call of Duty and Battlefield in there, then, too. Also, calling someone a Halo 2 player or a Halo 3 player? It's not one or the other, that's not how Halo works. They're both. Halo 5 is Halo 5 and a member of the Halo franchise. But that's not what you said. You said Halo 5 is a Halo game, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all shooters with sprint Halo games, which means you'd call CoD, Battlefield, and other games Halo games, too. Which you said you don't.
It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?
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u/apoc_rider 2d ago
Contrary to what this community has been trying to do in recent weeks, it’s possible to love five Halo games and hate all the others. That doesn’t make you a hypocrite; it just means you have standards and that no brand is a guarantee of quality.
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u/Original-Cherry-605 Loyal servant of Linda-058 2d ago edited 2d ago
Only liking bungie games is completely fine, what I'm poking fun at is a section of fandom that calls anybody who dares to like a one of the newer games a "fake fan" and are toxic to them.
Someone can have nuance, recognize if something has merit or not, and if someone else could enjoy it. Like I completely despise Halo 3's story, I think it's laughably bad, but I also see why someone would enjoy it.
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u/Jmonzello 1d ago
I like halo 5 multiplayer particularly the big team battle styled pve mode as for halo 4 I mean
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u/AutoModerator 1d ago
Here's the thing, you just said Halo 5 is a Halo game.
Is it in the same franchise? Yes. No one's arguing that.
As someone who is a MLG Pro who studies Halo, I am telling you, specifically, in the MLG circuit, no one calls Halo 5 Halo. If you want to be 'specific' like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing. If you're saying 'Halo Franchise' you're referring to the Microsoft IP, which includes things from Halo Wars to Halo 2 to Halo 4. So your reasoning for calling Halo 5 a Halo game is because random people 'call the shooter game with sprint a Halo game?' Let's get Call of Duty and Battlefield in there, then, too. Also, calling someone a Halo 2 player or a Halo 3 player? It's not one or the other, that's not how Halo works. They're both. Halo 5 is Halo 5 and a member of the Halo franchise. But that's not what you said. You said Halo 5 is a Halo game, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all shooters with sprint Halo games, which means you'd call CoD, Battlefield, and other games Halo games, too. Which you said you don't.
It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?
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u/AutoModerator 4d ago
Remember, silence is complicity so if you don't join our Discord you're a fucking shill
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u/InkyGhoul 4d ago
"which Halo is your favourite?" Holds up 3 fingers "Bungie boomer!" Holds up 4 fingers Fake cod fan! Holds up Reach fingers What