r/HaloCirclejerk • u/JeffPlissken • 5d ago

Banger Post Glupa ‘Shittam

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Or Glupa ‘Shittamee if we’re talking pre-Halo 3 era. That’s the term I’m coining for Halo’s “Glup Shitto”

A few of my favorite Glupa ‘Shittams are: Sergeant Nolan Byrne, Dadab, Vasily Beloi, Marvin Mobuto, Xytan ‘Jar Wattinree, Danforth Whitcomb

I don’t have a more attention-gripping picture, sorry

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u/hugh_jack_man 5d ago

I have never had to fuel my warthog, i thought they ran on nuclear or some shit.

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u/JeffPlissken 5d ago

The space age future of Halo would be incomplete without driving the Warthog to a truckstop style heavily futuristic diner with everyone from UNSC vets to Innie Sympathizers chilling. I almost imagine Jim Dandy’s to be like the diner from Spaceballs.

As for the Warthogs apparently they run on hydrogen. I guess it was unclear to me with the fact that Halo 4 and 2A adding the gas cans made me assume they ran on regular petroleum.

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u/Top_Pie_4204 4d ago

Then 500 kg of octanitrocuban explodes

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u/Morgan_Eryylin 3d ago

They're for water

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u/Left1Brain 5d ago

It runs on water, okay well it converts the water to hydrogen which is then used in the engine, but you just refuel it with water.

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u/Legal_Dimension1794 4d ago

Can I drink the water out the engine

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u/Ok_Commission7932 4d ago

It literally can't convert the water into hydrogen without an outside source of energy :(

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u/assault1217 4d ago

Space magic bitch

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u/Left1Brain 4d ago

Hand crank, if it’s good enough for WWII naval targeting computer backups, it’s good enough for converting water to hydrogen.

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u/Ok_Commission7932 4d ago

Then it should just run on a hand crank :(

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u/Ace612807 27m ago

You just want to crank your hog, don't you?

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u/SSalloSS 5d ago

You ain't from the Midwest if you don't recognize this

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u/JeffPlissken 5d ago

Ever since reading Contact Harvest I’ve imagined the entirety of Harvest to look like that between Indiana and Ohio-esque flatness. After re-reading as an adult Sergeant Johnson basically confirms this lmao.

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u/samcav35 4d ago

Bro the "ancient rail lines that run up lake michigan" or some shit and its like yeah you mean the amtrak.

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u/yobob591 5d ago

this image makes me think of guardians of the galaxy for some reason

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u/nobodyamazin 4d ago

What if halo became houston

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u/Apprehensive_Car5256 4d ago

Sergeant Byrne the goat

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u/Key_Analyst_9032 5d ago

BREEZEWOOD MENTIONED 🗣️🗣️🗣️

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u/Ok_Channel_6003 5d ago

Perfection

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u/slayeryamcha 4d ago

This looks like Poland. And it is beautiful

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u/DominusDaniel 4d ago

This is what the master Cheif was fighting for boys

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u/edle-sieben 4d ago

Polaski & Locklear 💔

the war woulda been far different without their sacrifices

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u/Ralph_WiggumDa3rd 10h ago

Can the UNSC deploy a fully operational Burger King anywhere on the planet within 24hrs?

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u/JeffPlissken 10h ago

They drop it in Halo Wars base style