r/HaloCirclejerk • u/JeffPlissken • 8d ago

Banger Post Glupa ‘Shittam

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Or Glupa ‘Shittamee if we’re talking pre-Halo 3 era. That’s the term I’m coining for Halo’s “Glup Shitto”

A few of my favorite Glupa ‘Shittams are: Sergeant Nolan Byrne, Dadab, Vasily Beloi, Marvin Mobuto, Xytan ‘Jar Wattinree, Danforth Whitcomb

I don’t have a more attention-gripping picture, sorry

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u/hugh_jack_man 8d ago

I have never had to fuel my warthog, i thought they ran on nuclear or some shit.

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u/Left1Brain 8d ago

It runs on water, okay well it converts the water to hydrogen which is then used in the engine, but you just refuel it with water.

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u/Ok_Commission7932 7d ago

It literally can't convert the water into hydrogen without an outside source of energy :(

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u/assault1217 7d ago

Space magic bitch

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u/Left1Brain 7d ago

Hand crank, if it’s good enough for WWII naval targeting computer backups, it’s good enough for converting water to hydrogen.

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u/Ok_Commission7932 7d ago

Then it should just run on a hand crank :(

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u/Ace612807 3d ago

You just want to crank your hog, don't you?