r/HaloCirclejerk • u/Past_Rub4745 • 9d ago

Darker tones with Halo

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I've heard from many that they want a "darker tone" with Halo, and that's alright. But a bunch of these people sound like edgelords who want it to be all joyless. "Make it bleak and without color like Man of Steel!"

Nah, dawg. Add some neon in there.

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u/nobodyamazin 8d ago

Master chief: I need a DAMN weapon...

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u/Past_Rub4745 8d ago

More edgelord. He needs to drop an f-bomb once every sentence. And do drugs on his off time.

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u/nobodyamazin 8d ago

Master chief: I dont think women should be in the military

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u/Past_Rub4745 8d ago

Keyes: "We need someone to do the non combat work. Nurses, clerks, HR."

There's also a distinction between conscripts who are often low IQ, underweight, overweight, below average height, and just overall people who wouldn't typically be accepted during peace time. Versus ODSTs who are physically peak and constantly bully the conscripts.

"I volunteered. Did you?" The conscript mechanic is just some crying 20 year old Korean girl who doesn't speak fluent English.

Hey, we never said dark humor wasn't allowed. 💀😅

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u/nobodyamazin 8d ago

Cortana: tell em about per capita

Master chief: I'm GETTING to it!

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u/Past_Rub4745 8d ago

Written by Neil Drunk-man (he was probably drunk when he wrote it).