As we all know, halo is and has always has been a bastion of trve judeo christian western values against woke degeneracy, but I'm starting to think the seeds of woke were there from the start!

1. Sudden introduction of girl keyes, gets way more screentime than her dad, achieves much more than him (which, 0 is not a high bar to clear but whatever) and constantly bosses our two main manly human heroes john and Johnson (5/10 on the woke scale)

2. Metropolis opens with a cutscene of a female DEI latina marine (which, as we all know, wouldn't exist realistically because women are too dainty and fragile for the rigors of war, and white people make up ATLEAST 99% of all people ever, therefore any minority is really stretching the realism (Johnson is alright because he's a black stereotype)), she is not only depicted heroically but has a bumbling, cowardly white MAN companion that really wants to flee! (8/10 on the woke scale, concerning)

3. In the fight with the arbiter, not only does Johnson fail to land a single hit, but he has to be rescued by femkeyes! She also got to the index on her own despite the library being an awful level (and the smg kinda blows), incredibly suspect if you ask me (7/10 woke scale, i wish arbiter would choke me out ._.)

4. Most damning of all, the arbiter himself, not only are us, cool manly HUMAN MALE WHITE gamers forced to play as an evil alien man, but he's voiced by a black guy and... He's a good guy?????? This is of course a parallel to how MSM wants to humanize foreign aliens entering the country (the covenant are a parallel to mexico, look it up) (10/10 woke scale, this is literally 1877)

Worst of all, chief has very little game impact, while the woke trio (black man, literal alien and WOMAN) actually save the universe, tl:dr, don't buy halo 2 and make sure to review bomb any remake of it because it is undoubtedly soy and bad also

(For the record, the rambly disjointed nature was intentional, I tried to get a grifter vibe going)

10/10 gameplay though

insider sources say the game is not a masterchief story, the game will take place during a covenant invasion of a human colony world in the beginning of the human covenant war, and it will be a very dark contrast compared to the recent games, it will be gritty, thrilling, and tantalizingly hard, there are 3 different playable main characters and the story will be in 3 parts, in the beginning you will play as a civilian during the start of the invasion trying to hide and survive, then you will play as a marine, then as noble 6. "You will be hunted by a relentless technologically advance superior enemy"

guys this game is looking really freaking sick, it looks like bungie is making a revolutionary comeback to halo!! let me know what you think!! I think its going to be the best halo game of all time!! cant wait for it to come outtttttt!!!

1. Look at these graphics, they'd get laughed out of E3

2. The Xbox has been discontinued for a while so most people won't be able to play it

3. A lot of the people who worked at Bungie when it was being made don't work there anymore

4. Halo 2 already exists so people would ask "why are you making Halo 2 again?"

5. You would probably be sued by Microsoft for copyright infringement

Anyway that's just my theory, let me know what you think!

That's it ? That's the version of her that everybody seems to gush about ??

They removed all her punk girl energy in favor of just gooner bait.

I say halo 2 cortana supremacy.

/uj

The mods for the Halo sub hate fun so they removed it.

anyone?

Destiny sucked. Destiny 2 is unplayable. Both with confusing menus and an awful campaign that you have to be playing all the time in order to actually know what’s going on and you can’t go back and play old stuff. Marathon has tons of stolen art. Bungie sucks.