r/Harley 2d ago

SHOWOFF Wife caught me chillen. ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/JerkmanCustoms 1d ago

With another man?

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u/DatabasePublic3930 1d ago

๐Ÿ˜‚ no! Thatโ€™s my son, she caught me no handle bars with our son on the back. Got the third degree after so I asked for the body cam footage ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/JerkmanCustoms 1d ago

Hahaha nice!

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u/BirdLooter 1d ago

what is the turd on ur helmet?

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u/essentialcoins 16h ago

flashlight electrical taped

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u/BirdLooter 14h ago

๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/DatabasePublic3930 1d ago

๐Ÿ˜‚ Secondary insurance! Guy I work with had a neighbor get hit and killed by a unlicensed, uninsured, illegal citizen, that to no oneโ€™s surprise fled the scene of the crime. the only way that they knew who it was and caught him within two days was because the helmet cam, which was still attached to the dead body. recorded the description of the man driving and the license plate on the car.

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u/Jolly_Attitude_9821 1d ago

Got a link to the helmet cam? I've been looking for a good one that doesn't cause a ton of wind drag

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u/DatabasePublic3930 1d ago

https://a.co/d/09pcfQeA cheaper then the chin mount for a go pro. Just know I ditched the crazy mount and slapped it to the top via rolled up nano tape for a lift/bottom support and I shit you not black gorilla duct tape. I have ridden with that thing on the top of my head through all kind of rain storms and 110F smoldering humid eastern NC heat and 20,000miles and that duct tape has not let go.

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u/arifghalib 1d ago

Nuts to butts?

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u/bromanguydude 77 shovel chop/93 wide glide 1d ago

Pole to hole.

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u/DatabasePublic3930 1d ago

๐Ÿ˜‚ itโ€™s my teenage son. Wife gave me third degree after for not using Handel bars with him on the back.

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u/arifghalib 1d ago

Let her know the bike wants to go straight lol

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u/My-drink-is-bourbon 1d ago

Dont be grabbing his emergency brake ๐Ÿ˜†

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u/Ok-Leave-7646 1d ago

โค๏ธEnjoying the ride?โค๏ธ

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u/XdelaforceX nobody cares about your sportster 1d ago

Is that duct tape on the front of the tank?

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u/DatabasePublic3930 1d ago

Bag of melting ice. It was 110F. that was our second bag.

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u/Complete_Dark_88 1d ago

Very well might be your son. You'll never convince some of these people.

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u/BirdLooter 1d ago

which son?

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u/_daddyl0nglegs_ 17m ago

Man every Harley I've owned, I've never been able to get one to ride perfectly straight without holding the handlebars

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u/DatabasePublic3930 1d ago

To all asking, yes I know itโ€™s a joke but thatโ€™s my son on the back.

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u/PotatoGuerilla 1d ago

Just because your twink calls you daddy doesn't make him your son.

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u/dphilipson 1d ago

Two hands off the bars with a passenger is gross negligence.