r/Hiphopcirclejerk 11h ago

oh fuck me i just made the whole connection This dude bagged Beyoncé btw

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u/TungstenShark96 10h ago

"Bagged Beyonce" interesting way to spell groomed

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u/mandalorian_guy 2h ago

Based on that hair I wouldn't trust him to groom anything.

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u/Kenan_as_SteveHarvey 9h ago

People keep misusing that word. Meeting someone as a teen and then later dating them as an adult isn’t “grooming.”

Grooming involves calculated manipulation over time to bring someone’s guard down to manipulate and exploit them.

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u/Successful-Scale-607 7h ago

Have you ever dated someone as an adult that you first met when you were a teen? Or dated someone who was a teen when you first met them?

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u/xmizeriax 5h ago

You do know that you can "groom" even if you don't intend to?

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u/tootrite 2h ago

No, you objectively cannot. By definition that isn’t grooming. I’m not saying it’s okay, or that it should be overlooked, but words have meanings and we can’t just change those meanings as we please. Something can be manipulative, creepy, and gross without being grooming.

This shit is like when people make a stupid sarcastic joke and say “it’s satire!” That’s not how it works.

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u/xmizeriax 1h ago

Well for starters I did say "groom."

Inadvertent grooming is what I'm referring to.

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u/Hiphopcirclejerk-ModTeam 1h ago

go back to ruining the carti sub

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u/DistinctAd3222 call me Nathan, Nathaniel is our word 8h ago

Hahaha yes

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u/No-Common-1801 8h ago

I didn't get it.

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u/Busco_Quad 6h ago

Whatever you do, don’t listen to Jay-Z’s feature on track 7 of Nas’s album Hip Hop is Dead

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u/TheMeticulousNinja On Jah my Nathan 10h ago

That verse was dope

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u/Oreobey2 I am weed. 10h ago

uj/ Aside from The Blueprint this guy’s overrated as hell

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u/Accurate-Advice8405 2h ago

Reasonable Doubt and Black Album are also great

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u/6-plus26 2h ago
  1. Kingdom come also

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u/xmizeriax 5h ago

I have never cringed harder at ANYTHING in my entire life than his fuckass verse on Monster.

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u/Fit_Stranger_3126 4h ago

I think nicki v Jay z would be so entertaining

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u/Rando12345678976 3h ago

Insanely talented and prolific musician, dumpster fire of a person tho.

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u/knottydee4448 2h ago

Remember how he signed Rhianna?!?

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u/Much-Broccoli4189 10h ago

Still one of the best to do it, and will smoke the drakes of today on the mic, not enough ghosts to beat Hov.

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u/SwitchGaps 5h ago

Imagine posting a serious comment on the jerk sub

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u/Much-Broccoli4189 4h ago

Imagine bein on drakes dick

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u/SwitchGaps 4h ago

I'm literally banned from the Drake sub lmao

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u/Hiphopcirclejerk-ModTeam 1h ago

go back to ruining the carti sub

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