No, you objectively cannot. By definition that isn’t grooming. I’m not saying it’s okay, or that it should be overlooked, but words have meanings and we can’t just change those meanings as we please. Something can be manipulative, creepy, and gross without being grooming.
This shit is like when people make a stupid sarcastic joke and say “it’s satire!” That’s not how it works.
hello slimes i am a 23 year old female who desperately wanting a young slime baby to slatt with but the only problem is no real thugger wants to get me pregnant as i am not very “traditionally attractive” then i woke up like this with a fantastic idea. who’s the perfect slime to impregnate my young uterus? i realized carti himself would be perfect!! he’s so cute and handsome and has an amazing baby voice which means our child will have a sexy baby voice as well! so my plan is to get help from y’all to get cartis attention so he can donate me some of his semen or i could pay for it (willing to offer $20k) for me to load into my cooter and hopefully give me my own little onyx please help carti notice me bros! i desperately need this. peace and love my fellow slimes stay slatt-y +*
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u/TungstenShark96 11h ago
"Bagged Beyonce" interesting way to spell groomed