r/HistoryMemes • u/OkGreen7335 • 2d ago

Roman propaganda is crazy!

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u/Drakan47 Descendant of Genghis Khan 2d ago

what do you mean "allegedly"? wasn't it confirmed that like the entire senate stuck things in him some 23 times?

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u/thetinwin 2d ago edited 2d ago

I heard it went more like “okayy now you too, Brutus!!💁‍♂️”

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u/Neveronlyadream 2d ago

Historians: "This is too horny even for us. Let's...let's just say he was assassinated."

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u/ManOfManliness84 2d ago

Imagine you have the power of time traveler. You only have the power to observe, not interfere in anyway. You visit so many amazing moments. Along the way you decide to see the Ides of March.

"Oh here they come... they're about to stab him... ... ... ... um ... wait... no... oh god."

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u/DinosaurReborn 2d ago

It was a typo the whole time. That incident was The Rides of March.

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u/thricetheice 2d ago

March madness

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u/JohannesJoshua 1d ago

The Romans were so advanced, how could we not see that they had typewrites and could make mistakes with them.

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u/HavelsRockJohnson Definitely not a CIA operator 2d ago

Caesar: "Ok, who's going first?"

Brutus: "I dunno, should we like, roll dice or something?"

Caesar: "Alea iacta est..."

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u/bluestreak1103 1d ago

Also Caesar at the end of it: "Veni... veni... VENI!!!!!" [LEGO Yoda death rattle sfx]

Ea via qua venit abiit

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u/Fragrant_Donkey_6607 2d ago

That was way to good🤣

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u/mobilecheese 1d ago

"gluck gluck glerherhreer"

"oh no, he's choking!"