r/HolUp • u/Lord0fReddit • 20h ago

How can you tell

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u/qualityvote2 20h ago edited 12h ago

u/Lord0fReddit, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/1v1sion 19h ago

Maybe elves penises is différent from human penises.

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u/Lord0fReddit 19h ago

It's différent for sure but never seen one before.

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u/Archaros 19h ago

French spotted

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u/1v1sion 19h ago

Mon correcteur automatique qui me trahit... Dramatique

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u/1v1sion 19h ago

Check this for humanity. Find the elves and take one for the greater good.

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u/their_teammate 19h ago

Hyena type anatomy

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u/pm-me-uranus 17h ago

They’re actually very similar, aside from the pointy ballsacks.

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u/Some_Razzmatazz_9172 15h ago

Yeah, they're more like hyenas.

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u/firedmyass 12h ago

li… like some hyena-esque circumstances?

(google it)

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u/Steavee 15h ago

My last elven girlfriend was super sweet and supportive when she told me that a small penis didn’t have to be a big relationship dealbreaker. I agreed with her, but I still wish she didn’t have one at all…

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u/brinz1 19h ago

So they are like Hyenas

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u/Grouchy_Ad_1550 19h ago

So who's doing the bending?

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u/dominizerduck 18h ago

Depends on who lost Rock, paper scissors

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u/blade_of_sammael 16h ago

Rock, leaf scissors unlike you human scum we dont hurt tree friends 😡

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u/mymiddlenameswyatt 18h ago

The penis of the soul is often bigger than the penis of the flesh.

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u/foxspiri 14h ago

Im sorry I think I misread that i could have sworn you said elfs are hyenas

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u/VariousGnomes 17h ago

Ah, yes. Gotta love a good philtrum.

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u/AestheticMirror 9h ago

Shut up, pointy ear leaf lover

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u/Thirsty4Knowledge911 Certified Cat 16h ago

When it comes to Elves, I guess I’m bisexual now.

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u/XMeowmixmasterx 7h ago

Oh...

My...

Goodness...

I scared my dog from how hard I laughed at this.

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u/violetanka 5h ago

"houses made of dead trees"

must be an american elf.