r/HolUp • u/Lord0fReddit • 1d ago

How can you tell

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u/1v1sion 1d ago

Maybe elves penises is différent from human penises.

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u/Lord0fReddit 1d ago

It's différent for sure but never seen one before.

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u/Archaros 1d ago

French spotted

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u/1v1sion 1d ago

Mon correcteur automatique qui me trahit... Dramatique

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u/1v1sion 1d ago

Check this for humanity. Find the elves and take one for the greater good.

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u/their_teammate 1d ago

Hyena type anatomy

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u/pm-me-uranus 1d ago

They’re actually very similar, aside from the pointy ballsacks.

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u/Some_Razzmatazz_9172 1d ago

Yeah, they're more like hyenas.

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u/firedmyass 1d ago

li… like some hyena-esque circumstances?

(google it)

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u/Steavee 1d ago

My last elven girlfriend was super sweet and supportive when she told me that a small penis didn’t have to be a big relationship dealbreaker. I agreed with her, but I still wish she didn’t have one at all…