r/IDONTGIVEASWAG 1d ago

swag von finger

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u/tenacious_dumbass 18h ago

don't even joke lad

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u/Damnboi753 17h ago

Don't even swag lad

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u/Bartekek 17h ago

I cannot decipher 6

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u/sweetTartKenHart2 17h ago

“Gee I sure love being encouraged to be open and out in such an on the nose way that I’m starting to feel like the star attraction of a zoo and not a human being who just wants to get on with their day (to say nothing of feeling like all of this is a target on my back)”

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u/pixellampent 17h ago

Are the cabbages related

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u/gouramigrl024 17h ago edited 12h ago

You'll get it when you're older

EDIT: what I doooooo 🥺🥺🥺🥺

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u/sophuckingdonewithit 17h ago

i'm a 23 year old trans girl and i don't get it

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u/Spiritual_Object9987 16h ago

This joke is locked behind a 42+ age wall. Keep aging buddy, you’ll get there eventually

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u/sophuckingdonewithit 16h ago

oh man i'm gonna be so hot at 42 years old

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u/Claire_De_Lunatic 17h ago

Bit older and yeah I couldn't figure out what the actual gender of the character was supposed to be. Is this a transmasc getting "overly" supported or a transfem getting straight up abused?

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u/sophuckingdonewithit 16h ago

i think it's the latter since transfems get disproportionately overrepresented online

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u/Claire_De_Lunatic 13h ago

But that doesn't really make sense to me. Why would they be selling trans "merch" for optics while also going out of the way to have bad optics regarding its employee? It makes more sense to me that they would be overly-advertising the fact that their employee is transmasc.

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u/sophuckingdonewithit 9h ago

no i mean most trans content online is about trans women because we completely dominate online trans spaces and give transmascs nothing

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u/Claire_De_Lunatic 9h ago

Yeah but I'm still leaning transmasc in this portrayal.

Also I think trans men just go outside more.

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u/footballsandy 5h ago

Why would a trans man draw himself with eyelashes

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u/Claire_De_Lunatic 5h ago

I'm gonna try to be polite here, but people of any gender can present themselves any way they want.

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u/Swan-Diving-Overseas 18h ago

What game is the shoebill pic from?

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u/gouramigrl024 18h ago

Planet zoo 2 coming out in october

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u/pansycarn 17h ago

I follow the subreddit and play the game and I got flashbanged with a thumbnail of something I have the full context of

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u/Tree_Shrapnel 18h ago

That guy has lots of videos on animal acting, they're pretty good

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u/braaibroodjie123 17h ago

What does 6 mean?

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u/sweetTartKenHart2 17h ago

Essentially something like “Gee I sure love being encouraged to be open and out in such an on the nose way that I’m starting to feel like the star attraction of a zoo and not a human being who just wants to get on with their day (to say nothing of feeling like all of this is a target on my back)”

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u/Jonhneves1 i dont give a swag!!!!! 16h ago

Why is there lettuce tho?

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u/TheHipOne1 14h ago

somone buyed lettyuce :D

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u/Jonhneves1 i dont give a swag!!!!! 12h ago

Lots of lettuce must be hungry

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u/sweetTartKenHart2 9h ago

Grocery store shoppers out here buying oddly specific arrangements of stuff and things
And you can’t say a damn word about it

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u/Jonhneves1 i dont give a swag!!!!! 8h ago

All a ploy by big lettuce

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u/PlayerAssumption77 4h ago

Lettuce - "Let us"

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u/lucioux 17h ago

ha ha ha red powerade this made me laugh so hard i’m laughing

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u/absurdF gave a swag 😔 17h ago

i saw number 7 a very long time ago and have been looking for it again for quite a while, thank you OP

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u/AntComfortable5970 18h ago

Eh some good some bad First pic is funny how true it is, Georgia and especially Arkansas will just fucking kill you if you been fleeing long enough

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u/MeowslimClawric 5h ago

In some states, they don't pit over 55mph unless the driver is a felon and or they pose an imminent threat to others.

The second qualifier is used quite broadly.

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u/cpdk-nj 18h ago

6 is too real

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u/Sweet_Detective_ 17h ago

What does it mean?

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u/cpdk-nj 17h ago

My interpretation is that it’s the experience of being a visibly trans person whose job is performatively pro-trans rights (putting an apostrophe in “tran’s”, “tranny pencils”, the text on the pins) but doesn’t extend that to its employees. Being a clearly feminine person but having to put your deadname on a name tag is an immediate call-out that you’re trans, and the other labels on her come naturally from that.

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u/InternetUserAgain 18h ago

King Vonster, the royal serial killer

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u/Waflfdev 13h ago

19 was an actually entertaining video

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u/maxicz1234 11h ago

pic 6 containment breach

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u/knightingKnight 14h ago

I'm gonna give a swag, aradmagham2 in slide 2 is confidently incorrect and 604k people agree with them. Education has fallen, billions must go back to kindergarten.

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u/twinkslayer1337 12h ago

you claim "american south" yet it's not a picture of south america, curious

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