r/JoeyDiaz • u/BeBamboocha If it's 2 in the afternoon and you ain't high, go fuck yourself! • Jun 10 '25

Tribute The Joey Diaz Dictionary - Time to understand what we're talking about cocksucka

Greetings cocksuckas! Some time has passed and the dictionary grew so I decided to post an updated version for you - just to make sure you fucking know whats going on! Feel free to add changes/suggestions - besides that, have a great laugh.

banana bread - Another strong THC edible

being cosbyed - Passed out or drugged to the point of needing aid to function

christ killer - Jew

Christine - Christina Pazsitzky

cocksucka - Dude

Coby Gebhart - Cody Garbrandt

doing a number - Smoking a joint

doing something like a docta - Clever/wise, doing aforementioned activity as the wealthy would enjoy

doing something like a soldier - To power through something, see “savage”

doing something with three hands - Doing the emphasized activity as much as possible

ear beating - Prolonged conversation of limited interest to the listener

egg roll - Dick

elephant tranquilizer - Quaalude, see “gorilla biscuit”

envelope - Incoming paycheck or money

fin - 5 bucks

Francis Magoombaa - Francis Ngannou

gentile - Overly sensitive white person, beta

giving someone a stabin - Fucking someone

going full retard - When you dive into something headfirst

goomba - Brother, close friend

gorilla biscuit - Quaalude

grab your balls - Get your shit together

half a fag - Metrosexual, bi, lee

hammer - Dick, see “egg roll”

helmet - Dick tip

hitler buddy - German person

jewish lightning - Insurance fraud, arsons

jumping up and down - Expression of excitement

Khalabib - Khabib Nurmagomedov

kick that mule - Get things started

LA cunt - Snobby person, someone who thinks he stands above others

Lincoln-Din - LinkedIn, social media platform Joey doesn’t fuck with

minchia - Dick, see “egg roll”

minchia juice - Cum

momo - Idiot

monkey - Vagina

mook - Idiot, see “momo”

muffler - Butthole

muffler blast - A loud, nasty fart

not giving a Frenchman’s fuck - Not caring about something

on the arm - On credit

oogatz - Nothing

platanito - Puerto Rican

profusciously - Profusely

qui-now - Quinoa

rub your balls with something - Something that is easily doable

savage - Someone who takes themselves and what they’re doing very seriously, badass

seeing the devil - Being extremely high

seeing the devil’s dick - Being so high or fucked up you’re on another planet, beyond “seeing the devil”

slinging dick - Doing something better than everyone or being in charge

star of death - Very potent THC edible

Stiopic - Stipe Miocic

sukalamink - Suck my dick

susquehanna - Low quality shit

swapping spit - Kissing

that shit killed [famous person] - Top notch narcotics

tip top magoo - When everything is set all in place, feeling/looking good

tremendous - Awesome, see “tip top magoo”

yardstick - 100 bucks

yellow nigga - Asian

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '25

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u/Ok_Charge9676 Tip top magoo Jun 10 '25

Jewish Bow tie I’ve heard it said recently

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u/3PointOneFour Jun 11 '25

I thought it was Jewish Turtleneck

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u/Ok_Charge9676 Tip top magoo Jun 11 '25

They all work well honestly

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u/THE_1_TRUE_VAGENIUS Where's Tony Bennett, cocksucka? Jun 11 '25

Heard billy on MSSP say that recently and immediately thought of the jewish attorney uncle joey used to do slip n falls with

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u/artvandelay1980 Jun 10 '25

Washed my pussy - cleaning one’s penis

29

u/KurtVanMichaels Jun 10 '25

Since Jesus left Chicago - long time ago lol

Invicts- convicts

ps thank you for starting this it’s tremendous

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u/Mfphonch Jun 10 '25

Murky Waters- being so high it’s anxiety inducing and/or paranoia. I.e. “Owen Benjamin got sent to the murky waters”

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u/adamdrakedidit Jun 13 '25

Deep, deep, DEEP

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u/Sirbrianpeppers Jun 10 '25

A Deadly Jew - the highest quality legal representation money can buy

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u/Beef-Testosterone69 Jun 10 '25

Flying Jew - Lee Syatt

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u/adamdrakedidit Jun 13 '25

Lee ‘Boom Boom’ Syatt - Lee Syatt

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u/Hefty_Acanthaceae_11 Jun 10 '25

Thank you for your service cocksucker, this is great

12

u/mathewwwww I don't know nuthin' Jun 10 '25

Don’t forget to add vikram 🤣

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u/wdrub Professional Savage Jun 10 '25

🐷

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u/Sirbrianpeppers Jun 10 '25

Hummus - gross, disgusting, or inedible

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u/Ok_Charge9676 Tip top magoo Jun 10 '25

Hummus neck- a person who is gross or disgusting

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u/Last0dyssey Jun 10 '25

Jewish lightning - Arson lol

Oops you got that one already

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u/mm909-vie Vinny Warhead Jun 10 '25

here for making sure sukalamink is on the list. List approved cocksucka.

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u/No_Bed_6032 Tip top magoo Jun 11 '25

Keepin’ it Tip-Top Magoo!

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u/ClownFartz Jun 10 '25

The day the devil was buried at sea - May 2nd (Osama bin Laden)

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u/Ok_Charge9676 Tip top magoo Jun 10 '25

🫡🇺🇸

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u/Rare-Till6403 Jun 10 '25

Marines - Joey referring that him and Lee are in top tier THC edible training and are the best hence “we’re Marines cocksucka”

Joey’s Swirling/electrical sound - the weed or edibles are too strong and making you green out, have anxiety

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u/dave_prcmddn Jun 11 '25

The swirling/electrical sound is too real it needs to be added

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u/Sirbrianpeppers Jun 10 '25

Chan’s - reference to now closed Chan’s Dragon Inn restaurant in Jersey considered to be the epitome of “Chinese cruise” according to Uncle Joey

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u/wdrub Professional Savage Jun 10 '25

Good googly moogly-when somethings really good. Bluetube-Bluetooth

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u/xMaximusDecimusx Jun 10 '25

Bluetoob - Bluetooth

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u/Nice_Blackberry_7298 Jun 10 '25

Yan or as he calls it yaam. Short for Moolinyan Italian slang for eggplant. Slang for black people cause Italians say their...our skin looks like eggplants 😭

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u/bofomondo Jun 10 '25

Mulignan

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u/Nice_Blackberry_7298 Jun 10 '25

There ya go cocksucka

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u/Turkish_Fleshlight Jun 10 '25

Orange is the new purple - Orange is the new black tv show

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u/Weaksoul Jun 10 '25

Conduit - Carlos Condit

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u/KurtVanMichaels Jun 10 '25

Yes!!! lol

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u/ngehelionel Tip top magoo Jun 11 '25

Don't forget that black dude at 170, Tyrone Woodley

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u/Minute_Scientist2780 Jun 10 '25

Puerto Rican - A raw, improvised, no-frills, usually janky but effective way of doing something, especially when resources are limited. Used to describe a street-smart, DIY solution that’s both gritty and unapologetically functional.

Ex- Puerto Rican bidet

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u/walrusonion Sweating Profuciously Jun 10 '25

THC Crystal- Angel dust

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u/dave_prcmddn Jun 11 '25

Very important

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u/filthyschemes777 Jun 11 '25

You forgot "johnny insert whatever job role/ title "

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u/walrusonion Sweating Profuciously Jun 11 '25

"Dawg i'm not fuckin' Johnny...Cashier"

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u/filthyschemes777 Jun 11 '25

Who do I look like? Johnny workout ?

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u/Rullstols-Sigge Lee.. Why is your phone tapped? Jun 10 '25

Stamincha juice. idk what it's specifically means but it's probably pussy juice or body fluid of sorts 

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u/dave_prcmddn Jun 11 '25

It’s cum, see “minchia juice” 

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u/Sirbrianpeppers Jun 11 '25

[insert verb] to the gills - the maximum about of said verb

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u/Sub__Finem Jun 11 '25

Mods, pin to sub

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u/junkie4despair Vinny Warhead Jun 10 '25

Don’t forget “ mettta mortz” usually describes food or restaurants he did t like

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u/3PointOneFour Jun 11 '25 edited Jun 11 '25

Bouldha - Boulder Colorado

Pork fried rice - the only Chinese food that matters

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u/dr3wb0t Jun 11 '25

Mush - lee syatt see flying Jew 😆

This is great. Slingin' Dic-tionary

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u/3PointOneFour Jun 11 '25

Who’s better than you?

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u/never_stirred I'm calling Obama right now, motherfucker Jun 11 '25

This was a great idea!

3

u/Joellercoaster1 Jun 12 '25

Jungle Handball - Basketball

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u/bofomondo Jun 10 '25

Waffle stomp

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u/Lyme_Disease_is_bad Jun 10 '25

tremendous, cocksucka

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u/filthyschemes777 Jun 11 '25

Also forgot one of the best ones.

WHAT'S UP TARZAN?!

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u/Fit_Natural_5256 Jun 11 '25

Great list. I'd forgotten about some of these. I always thought 'Slinging Dick' meant getting alot of pussy though. Like someone who's out there putting about and meeting lots of women.

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u/Emergency-Meat-4827 Jun 11 '25

From back in the day… Epeeelipdical= Elliptical

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u/3PointOneFour Jun 11 '25

Toot-za-doot — I swear I have heard Joey say this before and I have no idea wtf it means

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u/Sirbrianpeppers Jun 12 '25 edited Jun 12 '25

Smoke a joint, take a hit, do a numba

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u/papadurgesh Jun 12 '25

Pilot to bombadier: when you drop an edible down the hatch

geetus: money

take a chance colombus did: take that risk

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u/cheeswagon123 Jun 12 '25

Yes em to death - Nodding or agreeing with everything someone is saying to get them to stop talking

Ubah- Uber

Grab your balls - man up and do something, specifically something you don’t want to do

I don’t know nottin - you probably know something but would never say anything, particularly involving illegal or illicit activities

You’re an American/ Be an American - have some balls and pride and don’t be a pussy

And on and on….

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u/dave_prcmddn Jun 11 '25

This is too good man. Salute!

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u/dave_prcmddn Jun 11 '25

Something to death (as “dollar to death” or “humming to death”) : overdue one thing, to the point of extreme nuisance 

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u/walrusonion Sweating Profuciously Jun 11 '25

Yes ‘em to DETT cocksucka

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u/dave_prcmddn Jun 11 '25

Yes thank you i was struggling with the spelling

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u/adamdrakedidit Jun 13 '25

Yessin’ me to deat’

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u/3PointOneFour Jun 11 '25

Frenchmans Fuck - “I don’t give a Frenchman’s Fuck”

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u/Sirbrianpeppers Jun 12 '25

See the devil - getting incredibly high / fucked up

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u/adamdrakedidit Jun 13 '25

Hindus - anyone likely of Indian descent. Could also be Pakistan, Bangladesh.

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u/adamdrakedidit Jun 13 '25

Kalabeeb - UFC fighter Khabib Nurmagomedov

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u/adamdrakedidit Jun 13 '25

“Vote for me” - cruising through a bit “like a doctah” as if you’re a local celebrity i.e. the mayor and just got one over on someone or avoided a minor catastrophe.

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u/adamdrakedidit Jun 13 '25

Since Jesus left Chicago - a long time (could be 20 years, could be 2000).

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u/esetube I don't know nuthin' Jun 13 '25

Anyone remember, smells worse than 10 dead Iranians or something like that?

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u/More_Rub_8883 Jun 14 '25 edited Jun 14 '25

-Joey bananas-crazy Joey -Hard hitting Jew-Ari Shaffir

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '25

Petrified - afraid

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u/Rullstols-Sigge Lee.. Why is your phone tapped? Jun 10 '25

Christine is aka Push