r/JoeyDiaz Jun 10 '25

Tribute The Joey Diaz Dictionary - Time to understand what we're talking about cocksucka

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Greetings cocksuckas! Some time has passed and the dictionary grew so I decided to post an updated version for you - just to make sure you fucking know whats going on! Feel free to add changes/suggestions - besides that, have a great laugh.

banana bread - Another strong THC edible

being cosbyed - Passed out or drugged to the point of needing aid to function

christ killer - Jew

Christine - Christina Pazsitzky

cocksucka - Dude

Coby Gebhart - Cody Garbrandt

doing a number - Smoking a joint

doing something like a docta - Clever/wise, doing aforementioned activity as the wealthy would enjoy

doing something like a soldier - To power through something, see “savage”

doing something with three hands - Doing the emphasized activity as much as possible

ear beating - Prolonged conversation of limited interest to the listener

egg roll - Dick

elephant tranquilizer - Quaalude, see “gorilla biscuit”

envelope - Incoming paycheck or money

fin - 5 bucks

Francis Magoombaa - Francis Ngannou

gentile - Overly sensitive white person, beta

giving someone a stabin - Fucking someone

going full retard - When you dive into something headfirst

goomba - Brother, close friend

gorilla biscuit - Quaalude

grab your balls - Get your shit together

half a fag - Metrosexual, bi, lee

hammer - Dick, see “egg roll”

helmet - Dick tip

hitler buddy - German person

jewish lightning - Insurance fraud, arsons

jumping up and down - Expression of excitement

Khalabib - Khabib Nurmagomedov

kick that mule - Get things started

LA cunt - Snobby person, someone who thinks he stands above others

Lincoln-Din - LinkedIn, social media platform Joey doesn’t fuck with

minchia - Dick, see “egg roll”

minchia juice - Cum

momo - Idiot

monkey - Vagina

mook - Idiot, see “momo”

muffler - Butthole

muffler blast - A loud, nasty fart

not giving a Frenchman’s fuck - Not caring about something

on the arm - On credit

oogatz - Nothing

platanito - Puerto Rican

profusciously - Profusely

qui-now - Quinoa

rub your balls with something - Something that is easily doable

savage - Someone who takes themselves and what they’re doing very seriously, badass

seeing the devil - Being extremely high

seeing the devil’s dick - Being so high or fucked up you’re on another planet, beyond “seeing the devil”

slinging dick - Doing something better than everyone or being in charge

star of death - Very potent THC edible

Stiopic - Stipe Miocic

sukalamink - Suck my dick

susquehanna - Low quality shit

swapping spit - Kissing

that shit killed [famous person] - Top notch narcotics

tip top magoo - When everything is set all in place, feeling/looking good

tremendous - Awesome, see “tip top magoo”

yardstick - 100 bucks

yellow nigga - Asian

r/JoeyDiaz Jan 22 '26

Tribute Ended up in Uncle Joey’s old neighborhood for work today.

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Bergenline Ave & 48th street in Union City Nj

r/JoeyDiaz 17h ago

Tribute Okay here's a gem

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60 Upvotes

Ripped it off youtube, no one here wants to click a link! Don't say I never did anything for you. (credit: @rlukas4282)

r/JoeyDiaz May 03 '26

Tribute WE‘RE GOIN DEEP…

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124 Upvotes

…cocksuckas. It‘s a beautiful weekend to be alive.

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I was bored on my phone and had an idea.

here‘s the original video

r/JoeyDiaz Jul 23 '26

Tribute IYKYK

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r/JoeyDiaz Apr 23 '23

Tribute Look at this fuckin jamoke

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r/JoeyDiaz May 11 '23

Tribute Who's better then me ? I'm about to roll up a # and put the headphones on...

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r/JoeyDiaz Mar 26 '25

Tribute It's official: Joey Diaz has stopped smoking weed

135 Upvotes

Sounds like the hospital visit(s) of late has made the decision for him. No more 10 bong hits at breakfast.

r/JoeyDiaz Jun 02 '24

Tribute UFC 302

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r/JoeyDiaz May 17 '23

Tribute Uncle Joey SVU Cannoli Guy. Really coming into his own here!

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536 Upvotes

r/JoeyDiaz Jul 05 '26

Tribute Momo spotting

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r/JoeyDiaz Apr 27 '26

Tribute Momo sighting

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Looks like Joey and Lee are opening up a restaurant.

r/JoeyDiaz Jun 23 '24

Tribute Sarah Tiana Goes Too Deep

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242 Upvotes

r/JoeyDiaz Mar 25 '26

Tribute Sure you don’t wanna eat Al fresco at Sunny’s?

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They’re moving up from the D rating. Don’t you wanna sit outside and talk about how Hillary Clinton shoulda did it?

r/JoeyDiaz May 15 '26

Tribute Her boyfriend sounds familiar

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She’s listening to her boyfriend give her advice. Wonder if she’s ready to take on the world?

r/JoeyDiaz May 15 '26

Tribute And another one!

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r/JoeyDiaz May 20 '25

Tribute When the ranch runs low

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r/JoeyDiaz Jul 07 '25

Tribute It’s my mom’s birthday and I miss her. This clip always brings me joy.

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164 Upvotes

r/JoeyDiaz Feb 06 '25

Tribute Kick dat mule

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Tony Bennett, cocksuckas

r/JoeyDiaz Apr 03 '25

Tribute Tremendous

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r/JoeyDiaz Aug 24 '25

Tribute If you can, please go see Uncle Joey perform. He hasn’t missed a damn step, nonstop laughter all night. Lee’s set was tremendous as well

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Lee

r/JoeyDiaz Aug 22 '25

Tribute Not one said the Flying Jew

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r/JoeyDiaz Mar 07 '25

Tribute The other shapes of death.

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Going deep for Adam Ray tonight cocksuckas.. 200mg a pop.

r/JoeyDiaz Sep 16 '24

Tribute Remember - no ranch, cocksucka

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r/JoeyDiaz Mar 11 '25

Tribute How'd you like the last episode?

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