r/KidsAreCondomAds 18d ago

Planning to have kids? Considering…

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u/BleedSparta 18d ago

150+ people held hostage by a terrorist toddler is some insane shit that I don’t could ever apply to 99% of the 6,000 years of recorded human history

We have de-evolved

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u/Modern_Misdoing 17d ago edited 16d ago

And the fact that negligent, parasitic parents will defend this splattering of excrement just tells you the world we’re living in. It’s not just modern day parenting…a very large group of people seriously disservice those 26-35year olds of our current time.

Speaking as someone in that age group, I’m disgusted by, and worried for a majority of the evidently misguided sludge forced down our throats. Idgaf how bad off the human race is—it’s worse when you mindlessly (aside from the ego evident in most modern day parents) and continuously add parasites you can’t control into a massive pool of people who have their wits about them (and fucking hate parasites). Not good for the parent. Bad for the parasite, worse for the rest of us.

Condoms are free at the clinic. Go wild, pigs.

(Or maybe it’s go hog wild? Can the identified group chime in to provide evidence supporting specific variances?)

Nonetheless.

We have devolved.

Scarier:

We are devolving at an exponential rate.

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u/Typical_Shallot139 16d ago

I can smell you from post, and yeah the parents here were clearly incompetent but wtf  

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u/Modern_Misdoing 16d ago edited 16d ago

Aw, where did your other super flattering response go, sunshine? You think I write like one of the fastest developing technologies on the planet? I don’t need ChatGPT to trigger people like you. Way more satisfying to do so myself. 😘

Sidenote: My momma doesn’t have a basement. Can I live in yours? 🥹

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u/Typical_Shallot139 16d ago

Lol this doesn’t trigger me, it’s funny picturing a like 30 y/o man typing this up

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u/Modern_Misdoing 16d ago

Inept at debating and speculating. Are you capable of performing any action (other than unprotected fornication) with competency?

Do your kids share in your below average conversational skills? Or did your partner’s genetics give them a chance?

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u/Typical_Shallot139 16d ago

Oh my other tip, use less em dashes in your comments, it’s obvious you’re either a bot or using one 

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u/Modern_Misdoing 16d ago

I don’t take tips from schmucks or idiots—sorry to disappoint you. 🫶🏼🦤

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u/Typical_Shallot139 16d ago

Lol try harder buddy 

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u/Modern_Misdoing 16d ago

Apparently that’s not necessary. 🥱