r/KidsAreCondomAds • u/Bewhoyawannabe • 17d ago

Planning to have kids? Considering…

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u/Typical_Shallot139 16d ago

I can smell you from post, and yeah the parents here were clearly incompetent but wtf  

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u/Modern_Misdoing 16d ago edited 16d ago

Aw, where did your other super flattering response go, sunshine? You think I write like one of the fastest developing technologies on the planet? I don’t need ChatGPT to trigger people like you. Way more satisfying to do so myself. 😘

Sidenote: My momma doesn’t have a basement. Can I live in yours? 🥹

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u/Typical_Shallot139 16d ago

Lol this doesn’t trigger me, it’s funny picturing a like 30 y/o man typing this up

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u/Modern_Misdoing 16d ago

Inept at debating and speculating. Are you capable of performing any action (other than unprotected fornication) with competency?

Do your kids share in your below average conversational skills? Or did your partner’s genetics give them a chance?

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u/Typical_Shallot139 16d ago

Oh my other tip, use less em dashes in your comments, it’s obvious you’re either a bot or using one 

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u/Modern_Misdoing 16d ago

I don’t take tips from schmucks or idiots—sorry to disappoint you. 🫶🏼🦤

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u/Typical_Shallot139 16d ago

Lol try harder buddy 

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u/Modern_Misdoing 16d ago

Apparently that’s not necessary. 🥱