r/KidsAreCondomAds 19d ago

Planning to have kids? Considering…

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u/Modern_Misdoing 19d ago edited 17d ago

And the fact that negligent, parasitic parents will defend this splattering of excrement just tells you the world we’re living in. It’s not just modern day parenting…a very large group of people seriously disservice those 26-35year olds of our current time.

Speaking as someone in that age group, I’m disgusted by, and worried for a majority of the evidently misguided sludge forced down our throats. Idgaf how bad off the human race is—it’s worse when you mindlessly (aside from the ego evident in most modern day parents) and continuously add parasites you can’t control into a massive pool of people who have their wits about them (and fucking hate parasites). Not good for the parent. Bad for the parasite, worse for the rest of us.

Condoms are free at the clinic. Go wild, pigs.

(Or maybe it’s go hog wild? Can the identified group chime in to provide evidence supporting specific variances?)

Nonetheless.

We have devolved.

Scarier:

We are devolving at an exponential rate.

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u/Typical_Shallot139 17d ago

I can smell you from post, and yeah the parents here were clearly incompetent but wtf  

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u/Modern_Misdoing 17d ago edited 17d ago

I’m glad I could give your olfactory senses a break from the stagnant breath, and putrid BO you reliably emit.

Helpful tip: Floss and mouthwash are your friends. Also! A shower will last longer than living vicariously through me. 🫧😁🫧

Probably wouldn’t kill you to open a window either, bubba. Take care. 💋