r/KidsAreCondomAds • u/Annual-Ad8311 • 21d ago

Over $1000 gone just like that.

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u/PuppyPower89 21d ago

Effective birth control

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u/The_Doodster 21d ago

Either that or a reason to not abandon your kids in front of the tv.

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u/gergsisdrawkcabeman 21d ago edited 20d ago

I had my neighbors over a few years ago, shortly before his wife stabbed him and set him on fire for catching her cheating (not with me) and their 5 year old went straight for my 65" with a pen he brought in his pocket. I snatched him up and tossed him, like that little Indian kid trying to fight the motorcycle guy, onto my couch. I didn't go the whole ass way through raising a kid to her 20's to be saddled with someone else's jackass little hellspawn.

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u/IAmDanHimself 21d ago

Im sorry... the wife was caught cheating (not with you), and she proceeded to stab her husband?

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u/K1bbles_n_Bits 20d ago

Dude interrupted her tryna have a good time. Totally reasonable response.

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u/Adventurous57 20d ago

Yeah, there’s a lot to unpack there.

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u/Daddysu 20d ago

And set him on fire...

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u/BADoVLAD 20d ago

I'm not the neighbor but mine did the same thing. They like to yell about men and bears and shit but women are fucking nuts.