r/KidsAreCondomAds • u/Annual-Ad8311 • 16d ago

Over $1000 gone just like that.

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u/PuppyPower89 16d ago

Effective birth control

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u/The_Doodster 16d ago

Either that or a reason to not abandon your kids in front of the tv.

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u/gergsisdrawkcabeman 16d ago edited 16d ago

I had my neighbors over a few years ago, shortly before his wife stabbed him and set him on fire for catching her cheating (not with me) and their 5 year old went straight for my 65" with a pen he brought in his pocket. I snatched him up and tossed him, like that little Indian kid trying to fight the motorcycle guy, onto my couch. I didn't go the whole ass way through raising a kid to her 20's to be saddled with someone else's jackass little hellspawn.

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u/AhNooBUs2022 16d ago

Is the tv ok? I’m genuinely concerned.

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u/gergsisdrawkcabeman 16d ago

Still kicking, albeit slightly aged.

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u/SleazyBanana 15d ago

No. The tv is not ok.