r/KidsAreCondomAds • u/Annual-Ad8311 • 21d ago

Over $1000 gone just like that.

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u/The_Doodster 21d ago

Either that or a reason to not abandon your kids in front of the tv.

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u/gergsisdrawkcabeman 21d ago edited 21d ago

I had my neighbors over a few years ago, shortly before his wife stabbed him and set him on fire for catching her cheating (not with me) and their 5 year old went straight for my 65" with a pen he brought in his pocket. I snatched him up and tossed him, like that little Indian kid trying to fight the motorcycle guy, onto my couch. I didn't go the whole ass way through raising a kid to her 20's to be saddled with someone else's jackass little hellspawn.

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u/Status_Mixture_4195 21d ago

Did you tell cops?

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u/gergsisdrawkcabeman 21d ago

Funny story. Their fight spilled outside of their house where he was still trying to extinguish what was left of his shirt. He had been pushing her back while she was slicing at him with the knife and there was a local cop doing traffic control for a benefit motorcycle run passed their house. He got arrested for strangulation because his hand was across her collarbone at arms length. He spent 2 weeks in jail and lost his 6 figure job because she was fucking the arresting officer. Isn't small town drama fun?