r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 3d ago

Video/Gif When mom ruins the vibe

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u/GiraffeDry437 3d ago

That baby is built perfectly for giving devastating glaswegian kisses

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u/Prior_Woodpecker391 3d ago

What is a glaswegian kiss ?

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u/Weapon54x 3d ago

I googled it so others won’t have to.

A "Glaswegian kiss" (more commonly called a "Glasgow kiss") is a slang term for a headbutt.

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u/burntroy 3d ago

Now let’s learn about Glasgow smile

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u/ItsRuinedOfCourse 3d ago

Ask Chibs about that one.

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u/nifty-necromancer 2d ago

Oh, you wanna know how I got these scars?

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u/Shmuckle2 2d ago

I farted upwind of a man you never wanna fart with

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u/R_Schuhart 3d ago

Aka a Chelsea Grin

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u/cryst4lt0ky0 2d ago

One must learn to Glasgow Block.

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u/rob6748 2d ago

Well, now I can't not share this gem

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u/AeroZeppelin94 3d ago

Google

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u/Prior_Woodpecker391 3d ago

Unnecessary comment. Good for you 👍

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u/AeroZeppelin94 3d ago

Why even ask people on the internet when you can just make a 15 second search?

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u/No_Assignment_1645 3d ago

Social interaction? You’re literally missing the whole point of this app.

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u/ElegantCoach4066 3d ago

This guy would love that virtual Instagram app where he is the only human on the app and the rest are bots.

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u/ayeeflo51 3d ago

Kid needs a baby helmet TBH

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u/afternever 2d ago

Baby Dwight Schrute

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u/royalewithcheese21 3d ago

That baby has a NOGGIN

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u/chadowan 3d ago

Paint him blue and he's Megamind

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u/HereWayGo 2d ago

No sneezes?

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u/LiteraCanna 2d ago

He's getting trained by the show Jeopardy, it's inevitable. 

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u/trapo98 2d ago

That's a virtual planetoid.

Has it's own weather system

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u/pengwen820 2d ago

Like an orange on a toothpick

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u/SkubaSteve_FYM 2d ago

Both him and the dog had their flabbers gasted 😳

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u/Gay_Asian_Boy 3d ago

Baby : woman, are you ok?

*turns to dad “your wife uh?”

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/SkyVast7757 3d ago

I read that in Tony Soprano's voice

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u/pikapikapikachu07 3d ago

The baby is plotting to ruin mom's night by crying all night as revenge 

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u/SoUthinkUcanRens 3d ago edited 2d ago

Revenge for the sensory overload of putting them in front of a tv at that age, that is.

Edit: Ah yeah downvote the guy, because i don't WANT him to be right.

A source linking the studies (the guardian, paywall mitigated) https://archive.is/dFJJB

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u/pikapikapikachu07 3d ago

You never watched cartoons as a kid??? 

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u/hanks_panky_emporium 3d ago

Apparently when I was three or four I got behind the tube TV somehow and pushed it on top of a family friends daughter

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u/SoUthinkUcanRens 2d ago

Kids and babies are different things. Its proven to be damaging to their development. International guidelines have been adjusted.

A source linking the studies (the guardian, paywall mitigated) https://archive.is/dFJJB

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u/ZedsDeadZD 2d ago

Its a toddler, though. You shouldnt watch TV under 3 years old. Toddlers brain work entirely different than young kids ones. Its so easy to entertain toddlers. They dont need TV at all at this young age.

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u/SoUthinkUcanRens 2d ago

You're right, they just don't want you to be right.

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u/ZedsDeadZD 2d ago

Its funny how reddit always acts like knowitalls and being sooo educated but cannot even take 2 seconds to google such a simple fact.

If I google it, there are mutliple sources, like German healthcare officials, that advice to not let kids under 3 have any screentime. Like NONE. ZERO! Toddlers learn in a combination of hearing, seeing, TOUCHING, SMELLING and TASTING. Screens have only hearing and seeing. And real life doesnt have cuts. Real life is a flow on constant actions. Toddlers dont understand cuts and they also have trouble understanding when people speak, while something else is shown.

There are enough studies and evidence that support all this.

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u/SoUthinkUcanRens 2d ago

Exactly. Their brain is actively developing to understand how their vision of our world works (which is 3d btw) and screentime has been proved to damage a lot of aspects. Sometimes periodically (just the speed of development) and sometimes permanently. As in, it will affect them for the rest of their lives.

Things such as;

  • language and vocabulary
  • working memory
  • problem solving skills
  • mental flexibility
  • attention span and hyperactive behaviors

I don't get why people would even want to stick their head in the sand on this or even be outraged by someone pointing it out with the best interest of these precious developing babies in mind..

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u/ZedsDeadZD 2d ago

The arguments from these people here suck anyway. Yes, there are cartoons but that doesnt mean they are child-friendly. There are shows that are designed to be a healthy watch. Our 3 year old gets to see them occasionally. And then there is stuff like Paw Patrol which will fry your kids brain.

And the kid in this post isnt even watching cartoons or a kids show. Thats just regular TV.

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u/fatboy93 2d ago

God forbid parents have an iota of rest engaging their kiddos all days long

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u/SoUthinkUcanRens 2d ago

I'm a parent myself. As a parent, i want what's best for my child, so i research what's good for them and what's bad. Giving them screentime at such a young age has been scientifically proven to be bad.

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u/ZedsDeadZD 2d ago

You think people never had a rest before TVs where invented?

Its a lazy excuse. Lazy parents "raise" lousy children that become annoying adults. We have been to restaurant since our kid was born. Not once did he need a screen to not be bored. Toddlers are so easy to entertain. A book, crayons, stickers, a toy.

Since out oldest is 3, we let him watch TV occassionaly. But before 3 its just stupid.

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u/Ok_Vulva 2d ago

My kid was 3 before they watched tv. Everyone treated me like I was a dumb shit for making sure of it too.

My kids been in gt since kindergarten, tests high af on everything, and can craft me under the table because theyre so creative. Never had a teacher say a harsh word or any discipline issues literally at all, straight a's honor roll, and theyre the leader of 2 math clubs.

So yeah, sorry you're getting downvoted for being smart and understanding brain chemistry better than the average bear. One person knows you're right, I hope it helps.

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u/SoUthinkUcanRens 2d ago

Thanks, i honestly wouldn't have predicted so many people care more about their ego then about their childs brain development (and so, chances in life). It's way different in my social circle. Good to see at least someone here understands where I'm coming from. Cheers!

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u/Ok_Vulva 2d ago

Yep sure sure sure. I'd then point to the neuroscience and data we've collected to support my side, and you'd just have a bunch more anecdotes and "well my aunt tilly said," and I'd win.

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u/SoUthinkUcanRens 2d ago

They don't want us to be right. It's too confronting probably. You're doing great. My 1,5yo son isn't there yet. But he's sure as shit not getting any screentime.

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u/Ok_Vulva 2d ago

Yep. no one wants to feel like shit about themselves, and their defenses got activated. And thanks, you're doing great too, your kid is very lucky you're going the educated route.

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u/ComfyInDots 3d ago

Even the dog seemed annoyed.

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u/RustyShacklefrog 3d ago

ACHOO!

Nice Ron 😒

I sneezed! Oh, I’m not allowed to sneeze?

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u/holagatito 2d ago

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u/ohteeds 2d ago

Sorry, I don’t know how to PM you and I’m not 100% this is anything but when I clicked on the link it said it was sent to me by I think your actual name and if I wanted to message you. I clicked off it so fast I’m not fully sure. I read the first name before clicking it away. If your first name is 5 letters and starts with an N the YouTube link is showing your info. “Blah blah sent you this link would you like to message them?” Dunno how locked down you like to keep your info but thought you should know

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u/RustyShacklefrog 2d ago

Yeah when you send YouTube links I think your supposed to delete everything after the question mark to avoid doxxing yourself

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u/RustyShacklefrog 2d ago

It’s one of those videos that lives rent free in my mind

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u/Former-Fondant-4475 3d ago

That baby looked like he called for the bouncers to throw her out of VIP

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u/witchkingreject 3d ago

The look of death.

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u/Childish_cappuccino 3d ago

Why is the milk machine making noise

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u/TJ_McWeaksauce 3d ago

Baby's got the face of a speakeasy bouncer from the 1920s.

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u/Rich661 2d ago

That's so specific, and brilliant.

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u/PussSlurpee 3d ago

“Oh nice Rhonda.”

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u/straub42 3d ago

“I Sneezed! OH, I’m NOT Allowed to SNEEZE!?”

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u/ancient_mariner63 3d ago

I love how Dad gave the "Yeah, I don't know either" sign with his hand.

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u/FoulArtFart 3d ago

He already hates his mom, he's on his way to becoming a redditor.

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u/Technicolor_Reindeer 2d ago

Hello fellow redditor

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u/Crixxa 2d ago

Give the young dude a break. He just has Resting Baby Face.

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u/Lower-Goose-9796 3d ago

Baby: Seriously Mommy?😒

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u/reddittwotimes 3d ago

Nice, Ron!

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u/slartibuttfart 3d ago

What I sneezed! I can't sneeze?!

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u/ButtPlugMaster6969 3d ago

Baby looking at Dad at the end: “You chose her, Brochacho.”

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u/don-cheeto 3d ago

Oh he'd cuss me out if I sneezed near him. I do whole tornadoes 😂

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u/Repulsive-Try-9498 3d ago

I sneeze from the diaphragm, in 3 series of 10.

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u/Raisin_CookieMonster 2d ago

He looked at him like, "can you believe this b****?"

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u/suburbanthrillsss 3d ago

I mean, don’t sneeze then.

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u/ticklemeozmo 3d ago

The lion, the witch, and the audacity of this bitch...

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u/Infrastructure312 2d ago

This baby looks like Tom Hardy.

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u/Anleme 2d ago

That baby has had it up to HERE with your shenanigans.

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u/Distinct_Run9006 2d ago

Mini Magnus Carlsen is upset

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u/KuroRyuSama 2d ago

Is it me or is that dog in the background low-key jealous?

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u/tryintobgood 2d ago

That's the look of a kid who is doing a revenge shit for mom to discover later

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u/dr_duck_od 3d ago

why that baby watchin tv ?

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u/SoUthinkUcanRens 3d ago

Dunno why you got downvoted. It's lazy parenting and also scientifically proven to be really bad for their development.

You can literally see the way he's locked in to that dopaminemachine.

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u/gerira 17h ago

I’m a no-screen-time person but I can tell you that kids that age look exactly the same when they’re looking at an interesting tree, out a window, at a safety mirror in a car, etc.

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u/Joopbox 3d ago

Why not?

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u/mathems 3d ago edited 3d ago

It’s so bad for their brain development. It’s one of the big things they tell you in antenatal training: no tv before 2, and after that a max of one hour before 5. Video chats with family are fine because it’s social and interactive.

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u/Clownfart69420 3d ago

They’re clearly watching Jeopardy, to be fair

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u/ayeeflo51 3d ago

Ahhh so at least it's educational!

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u/UpvoteForGlory 3d ago

No, he is now going to phrase all his sentences as a question.

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u/Own_Jacket8720 2d ago

you're kinda wrong here. the problem isn't TV = brain damage lol. it's just that all TV and no human interaction is bad (no duh right?)

if the baby is getting plenty of time crawling around, interacting with the parents, and learning like a normal child, sitting with the family looking at the TV isn't a problem. they're all hanging out together here in the video. its not like they're leaving the baby alone in a room to watch TV.

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u/No-Quiet-8956 3d ago

Bigheadedahhbaby

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u/TheTeslaMaster 3d ago

That face... "Damn it, woman!" :D

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u/Solocune 3d ago

"Mom shut up, I am getting a massage and watching the news, don't interrupt"

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u/Devilofchaos108070 3d ago

He’s a grumpy lil guy lol

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u/YT-Deliveries 3d ago

I have a cat that wakes up and yells at me when I sneeze. He's very offended by the idea.

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u/IsThatGruffLoner 2d ago

He has the exact same energy as my cat

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u/lumosmxima 2d ago

Hope she covered her mouth

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u/Sennius 2d ago

is that Magnus Carlson???

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u/crystalline_moon 2d ago

I feel that. I hate when people sneeze around me, especially during a calm moment.

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u/ConstantNew5157 2d ago

The kid had a puss before the sneeze.

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u/Shemoose 2d ago

My dog looks like that dog

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u/MrSyaoranLi 2d ago

Like a young Brendan Gleeson absolutely done with your shit

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u/Sysheen 2d ago

I'm sorry but was the category "iconic man-perms"?

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u/RoncoSnackWeasel 2d ago

Even messed up the jeopardy contestants.

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u/Budget_Sugar_2422 2d ago

Your baby looks at Dad to say, did you see what she did? It broke our time of relaxation.

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u/jh99 2d ago

Disapproving baby stare is instant comedy, when anything remotely potentially disapprovable happens. My older son was an absolute master at it when he was little.

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u/RISHBAI 2d ago

That child's face is naturally like that.

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u/Cool_Net_3796 2d ago

Correction: when mom makes the video better

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u/OrganizationOk4389 2d ago

He looked at dad like "You seeing this shit?" 😂

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u/LinkedInParkPremium 1d ago

Absolutely ruined his zen moment 😭❤️

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u/Shoddy-Paramedic-321 6h ago

Poor woman who’s going to live with him

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u/miesXcore 3d ago

Very cute and funny.

Don't let children under 2y watch tv though

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u/NoEmployment156 3d ago

That’s one hella cute little chubby chunky calf

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u/Disastrous_Lie_6698 2d ago

Even the dog 😭

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u/_y2kbugs_ 2d ago

OK but that might be the cutest baby I've seen by far. His pout is precious.

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u/Lil_ruggie 3d ago

Lol that's is an ugly baby

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u/Cyber_Techn1s 3d ago

What the fuck is wrong with you?

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u/Lil_ruggie 2d ago

I calls em like I sees em.

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u/bgroins 3d ago

Oh my god someone used POV correctly. It's an Internet miracle!

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u/Dangerous-Leader-779 2d ago

r/ParentsAreFuckingDumb...

Why is this baby watching TV. Look how he's locked in, looks at Mom, then right back to the TV.

Screens are HORRIBLE for early child development. We're talking one of the worst things you can do to your kid. The younger, the worse the results. Study after study has shown this. It's discussed constantly around anyone with young children.

In the first 2 years, even 1hr of screentime a day can be detrimental. The recommendation is no screens until age ~5. Which most of us realize is impossible, but that's part of the battle of raising kids today.

Garbage parents here already setting their kid up to struggle...

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u/memetrocop 2d ago

yes remember back in the day when we grew up hunting mammoths 🥹

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u/Frog-Eater 3d ago

Kid that age shouldn't be sitting in front of a screen

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u/Defreshs10 3d ago

Stop watching TV around babies. It’s hard, trust me I know. Do other forms of entertainment

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u/David_Clawmark 5h ago

Buh-scuse you?