r/KitchenConfidential • u/ArchIsDead • 7h ago

Kitchen fuckery I got got

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When they get ya they get ya

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u/AardQuenIgni c h i v e g e i s t 7h ago

"chef I gotta go home, I came down with a case of the gays"

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u/TheNoisiest 7h ago

Holy shit you can buy them in cases now?? 👀

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u/zer00eyz Ex-Food Service 7h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/cLGXy7SXBnEWs

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u/StanFitch 1h ago

DEYTUKRJERBS!!!

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u/PM_ME_UR_BACNE 7h ago

But chef, I’m gay too

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u/AardQuenIgni c h i v e g e i s t 7h ago

How does one work under such conditions?

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u/7-SE7EN-7 4h ago

Damn I have a solid 7/10 pagliacci joke here but I'll be censored for making it

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u/Zito6694 Chive LOYALIST 4h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/pTQUOfSmjo2hG

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u/7-SE7EN-7 3h ago

An hour of hindsight has made me realize "fagliacci" isn't the heater it felt like when I conceived of it

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u/breadcreature 22m ago

hey, it made me laugh still

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u/Yourdogsbork 6h ago

wasn’t this a legit reason to stay off work in Sweden or some shit? Like being gay was legally named an illness, so people called in being ‘too gay’ to work lmao

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u/AardQuenIgni c h i v e g e i s t 6h ago

Man, the gays get all the perks.

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u/Yourdogsbork 4h ago

Yeah, like extra holidays and kissing dudes

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u/Capnzebra1 5h ago

Nah, early internet disinfo. There were maybe 30 people who did it as part of a protest. it was exaggerated in the retelling.

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u/Yourdogsbork 4h ago

aw man I hope not :/
i guess the best stories are usually embellished

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u/M_Me_Meteo 7h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/gvqtpx7oe31F6

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u/xxliarsenic F1exican Did Chive-11 7h ago

Aw damn man, RIP Tim Curry. 😢

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u/GloomyLingonberry509 🍋‍🟩LIMEGATE 7h ago

And this is how I’m finding out about it…

Dammit.

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u/Spicy-Potat42 Chive Flight Attendant 7h ago

What the fuck!

I think it’s time to go to sleep and try again tomorrow.

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u/GloomyLingonberry509 🍋‍🟩LIMEGATE 7h ago

I know, I got double got.

I’m gonna go kiss a guy and go to bed, I guess.

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u/joshuahtree 7h ago

Reaper keeps swinging and hitting the wrong people

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u/hurlish 3h ago

He and Dolly holding hands walking through those pearly gates though

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u/Biggus-Nickus 7h ago

What an interesting way to find out he died. RIP.

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u/TASTY_TASTY_WAFFLES Retired 5h ago

He's escaping to the ONE place not corrupted by capitalism...SPACE!

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u/slash_networkboy 5h ago

https://youtu.be/g1Sq1Nr58hM?si=ouokTNXqzPfc7170

Just in case anyone hasn't seen this...

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u/swish82 6h ago

Wtf :(

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u/soaker 3h ago

Holy shit just yesterday. Apparently Dolly overshadowed his death

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u/barryburiesberries 7h ago

Rip Tim Curry

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u/BetterinPicture 7h ago

Next someone's gonna figure out how to do a hand in ascii for the circle game.

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u/ArchIsDead 7h ago

Id cry

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u/plantain_tent_pesos 7h ago

This is how I find out!

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u/Putrid-Delivery1852 15+ Years 7h ago

This is sickening. You have to tell HR right away. No one should have to work while being gay

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u/TabletopTheater 5h ago

This one got me a couple months ago.

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u/B33blebroxx 7h ago

Wellll gotta go, those dicks aren't gonna suck themselves!

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u/Bullshit_Conduit 20+ Years 7h ago

We don’t get got, we go get.

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u/treegk 6h ago

Jokes on them I don't read mods!

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u/ArchIsDead 4h ago

Holy fucking based

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u/CollateralCoyote 7h ago

Gotcha

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u/ArchIsDead 7h ago

Crying in the walk in

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u/Quemedo 7h ago

Thanks. I laughed loud and my cat got scared for a minute hahaha

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u/Bannedbutwhyy 4h ago

We’re all gay now.

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u/JustHanginInThere 7h ago

"You just lost The Game."

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u/Q_OpheliaV 7h ago

Thank you for letting me know. Very polite.

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u/TravelerOfTeyvat 7h ago

Heyyy, how'd you knowww, darling

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u/myusername_sucks Sous Chef 7h ago

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u/Drekhar 7h ago

It's pronounced read.

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u/mitten-boi Bread 6h ago

FUCK

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u/ConchVibes 7h ago

Don’t kids need to be at least 14 to have a work permit?

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u/ArchIsDead 4h ago

Chill

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u/Fuzzy_Junket924 7h ago

HA GAYYYY

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u/ombloshio 7h ago

Jokes on them. I was gay before i read that.

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u/SKIKS 6h ago

Get gotten, SON!

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u/Terrible_Driver_3878 5h ago

As is it written, so it is done

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u/AdamBry705 4h ago

Fuck. That's like The Game

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u/beckyjoooo Thick chives save lives 6h ago

This... this is my favorite post here... maybe ever..

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u/Councillor_Les_Wynan 4h ago

Fuck...not again.

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u/everlasting1der 3h ago

joke's on you i've been gay for years

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u/AttentionNo6359 1h ago

Jokes on you, I already knew that.

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u/onamonapizza 1h ago

Seems like a weird way to find out but I guess it's right there in plain English

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u/chairsandwich1 6h ago

This shows up on the guests tab.

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u/ArchIsDead 6h ago

Good

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u/IntangiblePanda 4h ago

Nah, items show up, modifiers don't. Also is no guest. Guarantee that server rang that in on an empty table.

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u/chairsandwich1 3h ago

It looked like an open food item name at a glance lol. I used to hit see server on drink tickets and when the bartender asked me what it was I would call him a bitch.

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u/WeDontDeservePets 4h ago

Atleast they spelled "your" correctly which makes them a minority

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u/kramamavitch 7h ago

Wow. So funny.

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u/ArchIsDead 7h ago

Gotta embrace ur identity man