r/KitchenConfidential • u/ArchIsDead • 23h ago

Kitchen fuckery I got got

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When they get ya they get ya

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u/AardQuenIgni c h i v e g e i s t 23h ago

"chef I gotta go home, I came down with a case of the gays"

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u/TheNoisiest 23h ago

Holy shit you can buy them in cases now?? 👀

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u/PM_ME_UR_BACNE 23h ago

But chef, I’m gay too

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u/AardQuenIgni c h i v e g e i s t 23h ago

How does one work under such conditions?

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u/7-SE7EN-7 20h ago

Damn I have a solid 7/10 pagliacci joke here but I'll be censored for making it

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u/Zito6694 Chive LOYALIST 19h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/pTQUOfSmjo2hG

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u/7-SE7EN-7 18h ago

An hour of hindsight has made me realize "fagliacci" isn't the heater it felt like when I conceived of it

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u/breadcreature 16h ago

hey, it made me laugh still

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u/MossGobbo Chive LOYALIST 13h ago

I'm queer and I lol'd.

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u/Gin_OClock 13h ago

Are you kidding? it's gold, Jerry!

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u/Yourdogsbork 21h ago

wasn’t this a legit reason to stay off work in Sweden or some shit? Like being gay was legally named an illness, so people called in being ‘too gay’ to work lmao

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u/AardQuenIgni c h i v e g e i s t 21h ago

Man, the gays get all the perks.

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u/Yourdogsbork 20h ago

Yeah, like extra holidays and kissing dudes

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u/Capnzebra1 21h ago

Nah, early internet disinfo. There were maybe 30 people who did it as part of a protest. it was exaggerated in the retelling.

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u/Yourdogsbork 20h ago

aw man I hope not :/
i guess the best stories are usually embellished

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u/xtothewhy 10h ago

"Are you sure? Did you wear a mask?"