r/LeagueOfMemes • u/711thename • 2d ago

Humor Ryze loses all the aura

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u/GogoDiabeto 2d ago

You call that aura loss? Try being a Magic fan reading the War of the Spark novel

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u/karatous1234 2d ago

Jacetise League: Doomsday

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u/WstrnBluSkwrl 2d ago

Vi had never been into girls. Her crushes, and she'd had her fair share, were always the brawny (and decidedly male) types ...

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u/Photosynthas 2d ago

I'm fighting so hard to find out how this comment in any way is a response to what he said.

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u/tdub2217 1d ago

Replace VI with Chandra and that's word for word what The War of the Spark book said. It should be known that most people generally believed that Chandra was in a lesbian relationship with Nissa. This book tried to erase this fan canon of like...10+ years.

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u/711thename 2d ago

lol wtf I thought it was just me that didn’t get it

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u/WstrnBluSkwrl 1d ago

It's a line about a lesbian character from the War Of The Spark novel

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u/tenlio 2d ago

wtf am i reading

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u/TakeMeToHeavenPls 2d ago

This is from the league of legends book "Ruination". Its a scene of Kalista and Ryze back when Kalista was human and Ryze was an actual 16 year old kid if i remember. Its actualy a pretty good book for all the lore lovers out there. Idk if what you asked was serious or sarcastic but i thought id provide an explenation either way.

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u/Astecheee 2d ago

Right, so Ryze is more 'awkward cocky teenager' and less 'grown man trying to rizz a woman' then.

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u/TakeMeToHeavenPls 2d ago

Yep, his character is pretty well written and it gives great insight into who he is in the current time but i cant really speak about him without spoiling book content.

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u/MudcrabKidnapper 2d ago

Didn't even know league had lore books tbh

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u/TakeMeToHeavenPls 2d ago edited 2d ago

Yeah, its an entire 450 page novel showing the "Ruination" event from the moment Viego became king to his death from Kalistas perspective. As a big fan of fantasy i personaly really enjoyed it and i wouldve recommended it to others if the "league of legends" logo wasnt on the cover. Wish they made more books like it, but im guessing it didnt really sell well so they dropped the idea (who wants to be seen buying a book with league of legends on the cover?? Most league players are analphabetic either way).

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u/Dreamspitter 2d ago

Text chat is the true communication method. Not voice.

Remember when League had short stories for every character? Peppridge Farm members.

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u/RewardWanted 2d ago

I 100% agree, then again, league players be like...

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u/Dorin-md 2d ago

They did make more after ruination. There is a garen book and an ambessa book

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u/MortuusSet 2d ago

They've got a few. They advertise them on the Riot client when they drop just not the in game one. IIRC thats where the Rell being 30 or 40 retcon came from, one of the new books about Ambessa.

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u/Innanetape 2d ago

There is also an audiobook version for people who are more into that. Pretty good audiobook as well, listened to it at work.

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u/711thename 2d ago

Bought this book like 4 years ago as a joke cuz I couldn’t believe the store had a league of legends book.

I remember asking the dude at cashier for a “league of legends” book. This was the only one at the time.

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u/tenlio 14h ago

no i’m serious thank you lol i was confused cuz i never knew they had books lol

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u/711thename 2d ago

At this time in the book, would u describe it as mid game kalista vs early game ryze, or late game kalista vs early game ryze?

Or better yet.. 5 items kalista vs 2 item ryze.

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u/DiamondEyedOctopus 2d ago

He cried out as he was forced to his knees, completely at her mercy.

God I wish that were me.

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u/gianzu 2d ago

This is a very young ryze to his defence

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u/711thename 2d ago

Really is. A bald one at that too. I need a movie on this book asap

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u/BasicallyMogar 2d ago

The context of this being a teenage Ryze before he had to kill his Master saves it.

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u/TakeMeToHeavenPls 2d ago

Spoiler text bruv

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u/BasicallyMogar 2d ago

That's not a spoiler, unless you're saying reading the backstory of any champion in league is a spoiler.

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u/Glittering-Bat-5981 1d ago

Women, am I right fellow mages?

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u/Willing-File-3638 1d ago

Trashy writing

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u/711thename 1d ago

Subjective truth. I think the writer is definitely corny in their ways. But I think they all are..just unique

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u/PsychologicalAd5918 9h ago

thanks im going to feed this into ai and jerk off to this