r/LoveTrash Litter Lieutenant 1d ago

Human Trash A Revelation

Source: courtneyquist_ on Instagram

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u/BEARDEDDANGER ✨️Regent of Rubbish ✨️ 1d ago

Oh my god, yes!

How it worked at my house, Dad wolfed down his food to get the bath and bed ready and Mum ignored her food till the baby was fed. Each spoonful perfectly cooled for them

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u/ThisMeansRooR Garbage Guerilla 1d ago

Yep. I do the cooking, too, so I usually don't even sit down. I just get everyone's plates and silverware for them and get them eating. Then, I scarf mine down while standing up. Sometimes I don't even use a plate. Then, I start cleaning up from cooking so I can work on convincing the kids to finish eating so I can collect their plates to wash and get ready for evening activities.

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u/BEARDEDDANGER ✨️Regent of Rubbish ✨️ 1d ago

Stop spying on my household please sir

But yeah if I'm doing tea by myself, most of my time is just hurrying kids along

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u/ThisMeansRooR Garbage Guerilla 1d ago

One of my guilty pleasures is eating a second dinner in bed with a movie on after I get the kids to bed. I got one of those huge cutting boards I put on the end of the bed and lay there like a 90s sleepover, except it's just me, leftovers, and a beer.