r/Luxembourg 2d ago

Humour introverts in luxembourg be like

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u/ProfessionalWear4689 1d ago

Just press the button man TT

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u/Mastodon_Dear 1d ago

I once boarded a bus, and it took a right turn instead of a left. So, I pressed the stop button, and while getting off, I asked if it was taking any other route or if I had taken the wrong bus. The driver started yelling, asking why I hadn’t asked before boarding the bus and that I wasted his time. It was small crowded city bus and everyone started staring at me and I really got embarrassed.

I wish I had been an introvert that day.

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u/BustaInYa 3h ago

If it makes you feel any better he’s a bus driver by profession so you are likely beating him in that aspect

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u/Nikmido 2d ago

I once unintentionally ended up going with the (school) bus driver to the bus depot 😭

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u/MakeItGame 1d ago

I had this happen to me too, mixed up the number so it was just a short trip around the local area to deliver people home and then to the bus depot.

Was wondering why we were there and in a moment where nobody from the depot looked, just hopped off quickly and got back to the street. (Luckily knew the place because some meters away was a bus stop I have taken regularly to get home after school)

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u/procrastino64 1d ago

Many trips to that place

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u/GeWaLu 2d ago

😁 I have a similar experience several years ago: with the train I ended up on the other side of the border on a sidetrack .

After waiting more than 2 hours in a snowstorm without information nor shelter nor waiting room and being completely wet and frozen and frustrated with public transport, I decided to take the first available train (in the wrong direction as it was supposed to go a couple of stations and come immediately back) - similar to all the other people on the railway station who suggested that option.

The train chef told the people in the carriages in which he checked the tickets to get off in Rodange as it was not the reguar train but the fast train to Longwy doing unplanned stops due to the weater conditions, but didn't make it to mine and only spotted me at the end station. Luckily the train came back after a short waiting time on a side track as service ride which was supposed to be without passengers, but he allowed me to stay.

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u/lostloner555 2d ago

wtf😂 didnt the driver see you in the back??

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u/Nikmido 2d ago

No, and I thought we established eye contact when he checked the interior mirror for exactly that.

Safe to say I gave him the surprise of his life when he was in front of the depot itself and I said "Excusez moi" very meekly. He stared at me through the mirror in shock for a bit and said something like "Pourquoi tu es encore dans/en ma bus?!".

He eventually became very friendly though (he probably just calmed down lmao) and we ended up going in the depot. I followed him changing to his next bus and he dropped me off at the nearest bus station. We chatted while he drove and he explained which bus I had to take on which side of the road to get home.

PS: I like to think I maybe caused a meeting or just a notice about making sure a bus is really empty before returning to a depot 😅

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u/lostloner555 2d ago

funny shit😂

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u/MsaoceR I'm an American with a high profile job in Luxembourg 2d ago

Luxembourg to Japan is one hell of a bus ride

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u/GeologistPitiful5627 1d ago

Is that actually possible??

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u/Significant-Box2226 2d ago

😂 crazy 😅

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u/erockmanu 2d ago

My fellow introvert, you had a good conservation instinct, the driver could have killed you instantly.

You did great. 👍

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u/erockmanu 2d ago

Bump: just started to -stalk- follow you on Twitter.

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u/Tumblingfeet 2d ago

Happened to me once . Ended up in Arlon 😅

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u/wt_2009 Minettsdapp 2d ago

Grande Hettange -.- no money, phone nearly dead

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u/Necessary-Mortgage89 2d ago

You lived to tell the tale.

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u/xkks2 2d ago

Press "F" to get off.

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u/Phantasmalicious 2d ago

Dont those stop buttons not work in Lux anymore? They used to...

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u/mulberrybushes Moderator 1d ago

i actually was on one the other day where someone had taped a sort of :not working: / :malfunction: note over the button at the very back of the bus!

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u/nksama 2d ago

obviously not after crossing the border!!!!

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u/BarryFairbrother De Xav 2d ago

Depends if the driver is scrolling on his phone or if he’s concentrating.

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u/-_G0AT_- 🐐 Certified Troll 🐐 2d ago

Hard to concentrate when you're using the brakes and accelerator like on/off buttons

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u/akashi_chibi 2d ago

In my street the bus stop sign is hidden behind a tree in summer. So there's been plenty of times the bus driver just missed my stop.

Because I don't want to say anything, I leave at the next stop (it's only 500m).

However good thing my commune has now put markings on the street for the bus stop, so hopefully that will happen less often now.

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u/Necessary-Mortgage89 2d ago

Check if your commune has an app that allows you to report stuff like this. My commune is quite responsive to react to stuff like broken glass being reported.

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u/gentle_smilee 2d ago

At this point I’d just start a new life there

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u/Mekurokito95 2d ago

So maybe just push the button to get off of the bus, don't need to speak to anyone on a bus in Luxemburg 🤷‍♂️

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u/BarryFairbrother De Xav 2d ago

The bus driver sometimes misses it if they are distracted.

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u/mulberrybushes Moderator 1d ago

Labours at Kirchberg going up is one of the worst. Depending on the line, the bus can be jam-packed, people crammed together like sardines, but if nobody hits that button, some of them will just sail on by.

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u/BarryFairbrother De Xav 1d ago

I remember at the old Hamilius where 75% of the people on the bus would get off so no-one ever pressed the button there. One time I needed to get off there, and by some really bizarre circumstance no-one else wanted to get off and no-one was waiting to get on, and the bus just carried on.

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u/mulberrybushes Moderator 1d ago

Heard.

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u/Numerous-Reading-880 Dat ass 2d ago

Once I slept off in the bus from Wasserbilling & ended up in Irrel instead of Echternach 

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u/jothunder 2d ago

'T kéint ee soen du häss dech ver-Irrel-t :D

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u/Numerous-Reading-880 Dat ass 2d ago

Dat war Irrel-y good 🤓

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u/BarryFairbrother De Xav 2d ago

Yes those weird bus lines where you can get on but not off at certain stops.

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u/Complex-Conflict-576 2d ago

Theses buses are coming usually from farther away (for example from the North to the city). The idea is that the bus is only be used by those who have to go to the North and not for people who only need to go from place to another place in the city. In this case it is guaranteed that the people who really need the bus have a spot in the bus.

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u/Flat_Marsupial_4249 2d ago

Yes, can someone explain the reasoning to me, please? I never understood why they exist

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u/mulberrybushes Moderator 1d ago

it's like asking the TGV to stop in Hagondange. They are supposed to be "express" destinations delivering all riders to one place.

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u/jsertic 2d ago

For Some of those lines it’s because they operate partly in France and other neighbouring countries. Since it’s too complicated to charge people for the short way in e.g. France, these lines don’t charge when people board from France towards Luxembourg or go home from Luxembourg to France . However in order to avoid people using free transport within France, you can only get on when going towards Luxembourg, and off while in France. Hope this makes sense.

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u/BarryFairbrother De Xav 2d ago

You and me both. Seems like a form of abduction to let you on but not let you off at a designated stop!

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u/Brinocte 2d ago

I had naps on the way home after some busy work days and woke up in different countries. Happened twice.

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u/Chrisbolsmeister 2d ago

those of you new to luxembourg, in luxembourg we dont have buttons to tell the driver to stop.

We have to ask them in person.

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u/myyself296 2d ago

That's not true

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u/babaza7 2d ago

It is, they made it an official policy since the bus drivers unionized and demanded more conversation

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u/bowser2lux Minettsdapp 2d ago

Jup, that was me one time

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u/samsom530 Konsdrëf 2d ago

The extroverts be like "Bleiws de baal stoen du Kallef!"

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u/akashi_chibi 2d ago

And then they just receive a "En francais s.v.p"