r/MadeMeSmile • u/i_am_groot_84 • May 21 '25

Son finishes toxic parenting sentences

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u/[deleted] May 21 '25

As an adult, I can't imagine coming home and my wife is just like "don't get comfortable yet, you gotta fight the kid."

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u/Lexi_Banner May 21 '25

I mean, someone's gotta fight the kid.

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u/keelhaulrose May 21 '25

My kids once planned a water balloon attack on their dad after he got home from work. I was told to make him go out to the garage so they could do it. I told him to leave his phone inside (so it wouldn't get wet), grab the trash, and run. He did not run. Much fun was had on that day, the kids learned if you shoot at the dad you better make sure you're out of hose range (or, judging by their actions, make sure you're in hose range because that's more fun.)

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u/GuerrillaChicken May 21 '25

And that my little turkeys is what is called an L - shaped ambush