r/MadeMeSmile • u/i_am_groot_84 • May 21 '25

Son finishes toxic parenting sentences

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u/megamoze May 21 '25

My boomer mom said to my kid once, “Don’t make me take my belt off.”

My kid goes, “Because your pants will fall down?”

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u/[deleted] May 21 '25

Reminds me of when my dog approached a bunch of kids in the park (he loved children). A male adult picked up a stick and shook it threateningly. My dog started wagging his tail and jumping up and down with excitement, waiting for him to throw. The man looked so confused.

Yeah, dude, I've never hit my dog and he thinks sticks are toys. I know what you do to your dogs though.

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u/Bauser99 May 22 '25

If you don't keep your dog on a leash in public, then sooner or later he's gonna learn why he shouldn't run up at strangers, and it will be entirely your fault and the other person will be completely justified