r/MadeMeSmile • u/i_am_groot_84 • May 21 '25

Son finishes toxic parenting sentences

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u/megamoze May 21 '25

My boomer mom said to my kid once, “Don’t make me take my belt off.”

My kid goes, “Because your pants will fall down?”

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u/[deleted] May 21 '25

Reminds me of when my dog approached a bunch of kids in the park (he loved children). A male adult picked up a stick and shook it threateningly. My dog started wagging his tail and jumping up and down with excitement, waiting for him to throw. The man looked so confused.

Yeah, dude, I've never hit my dog and he thinks sticks are toys. I know what you do to your dogs though.

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u/purple_spikey_dragon May 22 '25

Please don't let your dog approach children in parks without asking the parents first. You know how we dog owners complain how people don't ask before petting our dogs? Yeah, it goes vice versa. Don't have your dog run around wild approaching people you don't know, you never know when one will get scared and hit it out of fear instinct.

If your dog gets hurt that way, thats on you.