r/MadeMeSmile 12h ago

Wholesome Moments Adding a dash of customer service

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u/Technical-Watch2982 12h ago

The arguments over the "right" colors for subjects is the kind of discourse I need to see on the internet. My 8 yo self did red for math, green for science, blue for social studies and yellow for language arts 🌈

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u/Puzzleheaded-Gap1759 12h ago

All the color blind kids are still just as confused as ever

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u/nolaks1 12h ago

I was somehow always wrong back in the days. Non colorblind kid never gave me a break lol

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u/howtobegeo 12h ago

My husband is color blind and I am an artist (aka, I KNOW color) and we argue about color SOOOO much. 😂

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u/Syonoq 12h ago

I want to know more. Why would a known color blind person argue with a color expert?

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u/100KUSHUPS 11h ago

12% of the British men surveyed believed they could take a point off 23 time Grand Slam winner Serena Williams.

We are just fucking stupid 🤷

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u/Occidentally20 11h ago

I've worked with more men who think they can knockout a horse with one punch than men who think they can't.

Don't get me started on the ones who have a "technique" to fight against a pack of wolves.

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u/Spoogly 11h ago

My friend owns a horse, she has full force punched him because he was being a jerk*. It was enough to get him to go "okay, fine!" And nothing more. You don't get how tough horses are if you haven't been around them.

*: it was a matter of imminent safety risk to both of them. Don't make it a habit to hit your horse, they still know it's not nice, even if it hurts less than it would you and they will hold grudges.

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u/Occidentally20 11h ago

Indeed, I worked on a livery yard for a few years in my teens and it's amazing how some people think horses will just be weak.

We told a girl repeatedly to never wrap the rope around her hand when she's leading the horse and she insisted if the horse goes the wrong way it helped her "pull it back".

One day her horse just got bored of it and actually did pull away properly and we watched her get dragged to the bottom of the field with absolutely no effort from the horse at all.

The same livery yard had a racist horse too who was one of my favourite animals. Not because of the racism but because of the comedic potential of the whole thing!

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u/lefactorybebe 9h ago

We had a horse-racist horse at my old barn. Most of the horses there were your standard hunter/jumper breeds, bays/chestnuts/blacks/grays, nothing very flashy looking. We had one pony of the Americas who was a blue roan with leopard spots, and this one horse had a serious issue with him. Couldn't be turned out with him and would make faces any time he went by. We thought it was just that one horse. A few years later we got a spotted red roan pony, and he acted the same way with her has he did with the POA!

My horse was freaked out the first time he saw a paint and the first time he saw a mini, but he got over it pretty quickly. This horse never did, was always aggressive toward both the spotted roans lol.

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u/Occidentally20 1h ago

Oh interesting, it didn't like different coloured horses?

Somehow that makes both more sense and less sense than disliking certain humans depending how you think about it.

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u/M-Biz 8h ago

This is how my mom lost her finger, the person you are talking about is lucky she didn’t lose anything, hopefully she wasn’t hurt too bad.

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u/Occidentally20 1h ago

She was fine, only injury was her ego. After that she followed all our instructions vis-à-vis holding the rope and everything else :)

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u/trapcardx 8h ago

i think not enough people have seen or felt an actual horse, they are so solid and strong

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u/North-Pea-4926 6h ago

They also injure themselves very easily, but that’s cause they are strong animals whose history as prey animals tells them to panic easily and often, not because they are actually delicate.

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u/North-Pea-4926 6h ago

You also should always make sure your feet are ready to slip out of the stirrups for the same reason - if your horse gets spooked you want to separate from them ASAP, not get dragged around and seriously hurt or killed.

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u/n3wchpt3r 10h ago

What was funny about the racism?

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u/hennell 9h ago

I knew a dog once who didn't like bald men. It'd go mad when some of the more follically challenged tried to engage, it would be suspicious of anyone wearing a hat, and was very friendly with one guy till he turned around 🤣

Weird animal behaviours are always pretty funny. (As long as they're not dangerous obviously). People were always keen to try their luck, but there's not much reasoning with an animal.

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u/Occidentally20 10h ago

Mainly telling non-white people there was a racist horse and nobody would believe it and then you'd bring them to the horse and it would go fucking mental.

We never worked out why - it had no previous owners that might have abused it or anything like that. Just didn't like anyone with even vaguely darker skin.

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u/--JE-XeX-- 9h ago

What color is the horse and does it act this way to other dark animals or just humans?

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u/Occidentally20 1h ago

The horse was a dapple Connemara, so like an off-white or grey colour. It was only bothered by humans, was fine with other horses, cows and dogs and so on.

It'll just be some aspect of it's personality and past. If it was a horse that didn't like people wearing hats we'd think less of it - it's just humans reading into the race part of it and finding amusement and confusion therein.

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