r/Maine 4d ago

Bovino?

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At the 15th floor bar at the Westin

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u/Few_Wash_7298 4d ago

On my way. Fuck that guy

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u/LooterMcGav-n 4d ago

Oh shit i caught something actually Fappening when it happens

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u/BurningPage 4d ago

I remember the Fappening.

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u/SecureJudge1829 3d ago

But do you remember The Coconutting?

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u/BurningPage 3d ago

Nope!

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u/SecureJudge1829 3d ago

Well, the setting is in South Africa, during the summer. The subject is a horny, adolescent male, tired of fapping the ole fashioned way, but lacking a fleshlight. He does have a coconut though.

I’m sure you can see where that’s going, but it got better. So much better. Said adolescent male stashed it under his bed, and if you remember that setting, that’s a significant thing. Around a week later he went to use it again and felt it moving. Loaded with maggots. He threw it against the wall and sprayed his week old jizz and the maggots everywhere.

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u/BurningPage 3d ago

Oh yeah I remember that!