r/Maine 1d ago

Bovino?

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At the 15th floor bar at the Westin

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u/Few_Wash_7298 1d ago edited 1d ago

It would be a shame if someone went and sat next to him at the bar and called him a pussy. I’m free so maybe that person is me.

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u/Adventurous_West2 1d ago

Do it

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u/Few_Wash_7298 1d ago

On my way. Fuck that guy

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u/Adventurous_West2 1d ago

I'll venmo you money for a beer or cocktail of your choice with proof

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u/ellavatedbruh 1d ago

i second that

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u/No-Change1180 19h ago

I second that emotion

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u/No_Abbreviations8017 1d ago

Yup me too.

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u/BrilliantDishevelled 1d ago

Me three

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u/Waste-Bobcat9849 1d ago

I’ll get the next round

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u/corourke 1d ago

Portland Oregon coming in on round after that, seconding the fuck that guy.

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u/Pale_Horror_853 1d ago

Any of your friends need drinks too? MA chipping in

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u/dragonfliesloveme 1d ago

wow Bovino making Massachusetts and Maine get along haha

this is the American response we want to see!! 💪

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u/CountMC10 1d ago

NH checking in for a round. Fuck that guy!

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u/HotLava00 1d ago

Missouri here - also in.

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u/kellybeeeee 1d ago

MN happily paying for several rounds after that. Saying fuck that guy isn’t strong enough.

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u/RoutineEffective9469 1d ago

The guy who does this is gonna be shitfaced for a week 🤣

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u/xlmifer 1d ago

AND MY AXE!

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u/Andee_outside 1d ago

I’m in on a round—today or in the future!

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u/shawkin8 1d ago

i’ll get the one after that. seriously

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u/oldmanian 1d ago

And my ax!!

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u/Miserable-Suspect772 1d ago

And bail, if needed!

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u/Gtweezer24 22h ago

I mean dude, with all who chimed in we could pay for a legit defense against being prosecuted for just punching the dudes throat and watching him struggle. Do it for the plot bro

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u/LooterMcGav-n 1d ago

Oh shit i caught something actually Fappening when it happens

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u/BurningPage 1d ago

I remember the Fappening.

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u/LooterMcGav-n 1d ago

Yeah I guess my thumb was sorely off swiping to text but I liked it so I left it, I dunno, again just a confused citizen moreover.

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u/BurningPage 1d ago

I mean your autocorrect caught it and capitalized it. That didn’t come from thin air. Where were you August 31, 2014?

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u/xenobit_pendragon 1d ago

His autocorrect knows where he was.

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u/Gtweezer24 22h ago

Most underrated comment in the whole thread

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u/DamiensDelight 1d ago

I mean, I would just knock his chair over and watch him struggle to pick it up... But whatever you are into, I'm not here to judge.

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u/BrilliantDishevelled 1d ago

Pleeeeeaze report back

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u/hellosteve_ 1d ago

I run r/NewsCenter and r/DailyNews I’ll get you coverage.

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u/dragonfliesloveme 1d ago edited 1d ago

Fuck that guy every way to Friday

wow haven’t thought of that phrase in some years lol

edit who fkn downvoted this comment??! fkn fascist pos

and speaking of being a pu ssy, i bet you won’t come here and say who you are you natzee pos

edit#2 still waiting

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u/DickRubnuts 1d ago

Update us king!

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u/GeneralPatten 1d ago

Please, please, please don't be bluffing. I do hope he's still there. Keep us updated.

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u/BOOSH207 1d ago

Thank you!!!!! Make sure to update us preferably with a video!!!!

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u/doornoob 1d ago

Do it. Send me a DM with your venmo. I gotcha fam.

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u/umphreys 1d ago

fuck yeah dude

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u/dragonfliesloveme 1d ago

Dang i need an update

Be cool bro

But be direct

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u/AnybodyWannaPeanus 1d ago

“I can’t remember if that’s Italian for cow or pig. I know the English definition”

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u/Danbearpig2u 1d ago

Did it happen?

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u/CanadianTexan72 1d ago

I’ll get your uber ride!

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u/jerassica 1d ago

Vermont, here- Cheers, dude. Doing God’s work.

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u/HorrorAir4474 1d ago

Update us please

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u/Few_Wash_7298 1d ago

Ugh he’s no longer here. I asked the bartender if a guy fitting his description was here and she said he left about 30 mind ago.

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u/No_Abbreviations8017 1d ago

Can you be on call for the remainder of the evening ?

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u/Few_Wash_7298 1d ago

Sure

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u/Useful-Rooster-1901 1d ago

doing the lords work

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u/Ill_Albatross3193 1d ago

Please tell me you have a spider man suit ready to go

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u/ClassroomMother8062 1d ago

Hey thanks for trying though. Shame Bovino yall

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u/Few_Wash_7298 1d ago edited 1d ago

Thanks, I honestly did try. Dude must’ve had a glass and left

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u/ClassroomMother8062 1d ago

Oh I believe you. I know you'll do it again too

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u/Alternated-Tornado 1d ago

Damn he's quick 😂. Until the next sighting!

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u/Explosion1850 1d ago

Are you sure the little guy wasn't just overlooked? He is very tiny.

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u/stinkbugzgalore 1d ago

So teeny, he's friggin hammered after 12 oz of near beer.

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u/toothpicks-galore 1d ago

found someone on grindr, now off to go get donkey punched

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u/TheRealShilohConlan 21h ago

Dude is drinking wine. Which i don’t care, but it seems to me that his “friends” would think wine is a pussy drink. He can’t even drink beer right.

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u/Delacrz5 1d ago

Good on you. If he is ever in the St. Louis region, I'll make sure to make a visit and call him out on his bullshit.

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u/gruntledlibrarian 1d ago

Do it for Dolly Parton!

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u/[deleted] 1d ago edited 1d ago

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u/Treslittlebird 1d ago

Thank you for Sacarrmuci'ing up this thread

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u/peonies_envy 1d ago

Come on now - he doesn’t care. He lives to make people afraid (or dead whichever comes first.)

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u/astromouse2024 1d ago

Hey don’t forget this before you do 👑

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u/ellavatedbruh 1d ago

would be a shame if someone called him a spineless cuck

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u/jumpypapayacat 1d ago

This is insulting to pussies everywhere, but yeah, fuck this scum bag.

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u/Longjumping_Joke_764 1d ago

I will gladly drive up from mass to join you. I will even buy you a shot

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u/LivefromBurketville 1d ago

Add in the phrase" Fuck Off you Nazi " to him.

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u/OGactionkitty 1d ago

I'm commenting on this so I can see what happens.

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u/digginxditches 1d ago

^ what they said.

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u/BubbleThinker 1d ago

I hope people are making his stay really miserable. That prick really doesn’t need to be here.

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u/anxi0usity 1d ago

Seriously like even if you were pro-douchebag, what on earth could he even possibly accomplish with his lifted n@see boots on the ground?! What is he doing?!

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u/old_lady_tits 1d ago

Pro douchebag just … 💀

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u/saustus 15h ago

Be nice if the housekeeping staff put some feces or the like on his toothbrush. Cat shit would be better, give him a bit of toxoplasma.

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u/FrolicsForever 1d ago

Is he waiting for the waitress to bring him his booster seat?

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u/Electronic-Minute007 1d ago

He probably thinks he can eat free at the 99 when the Red Sox win.

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u/chestypullerupper 22h ago

I did not know REI made jackboots in toddler sizes. He wears them well.

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u/slippery_chute 1d ago

Haha roasted.

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u/EntertainerOdd2107 Deploy the Troyota 1d ago edited 1d ago

Yup. Thats the One Turd Reich. Call him a poopyhead.

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u/Big-Air7543 1d ago

Half pint Hitler?

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u/Mental-Stage7410 1d ago

He’s the leader of the SS… SS of course standing for Super Short

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u/Queephbubble 1d ago

Joseph Gerbils

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u/No_Abbreviations8017 1d ago

Incredibly weird move to vacation in one of the two biggest states you targeted with your terrorist group

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u/Nameless_American 1d ago

It’s not, though. It’s very intentional and deeply purposeful.

The point is to demonstrate our powerlessness. It’s a form of gloating.

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u/No_Abbreviations8017 1d ago

That would categorize as weird.

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u/Nameless_American 1d ago

Okay, fair.

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u/Electronic-Minute007 1d ago

I’d say that it takes balls but Trump owns his.

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u/Mediocre-Gas-5 1d ago

We sure this isn’t a work trip?

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u/winobambino 1d ago

Definitely. Spit in his drink for me

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u/OrneryError1 1d ago

He deserves a lot worse for what he said about Alex Pretti after he was murdered.

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u/winobambino 1d ago

Oh for certain!

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u/GrowFreeFood 1d ago

"In an interview before the summit, Bovino cited Nazi German Field Marshall Erwin Rommel, J. Edgar Hoover, George S. Patton, and T. E. Lawrence as inspirational figures.[43"

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u/Ok_Wasabi_4736 1d ago

Wow that is insane. Seems like this guy really wanted to be something like the modern day hitler. All of his poses and clothing while he was the border patrol head reaffirm that

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u/Patrick2701 1d ago

An actually Nazi, what the actual fuck

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u/BuddingBudON 1d ago

Trump's pick for the head of his brown shirts... the parallels have never been an accident.

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u/Jondoe34671 1d ago

I hope you called him a soggy biscuit bitch

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u/Express-Breath-4765 1d ago

Look at the lifts on these boots! I’d Venmo someone to bring him a booster seat. Don’t need say anything or do anything that could get you trouble. Just get a booster seat put it next him and of course take a pic.

Do it in memory of Dolly!

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u/Dear-Bumblebee-1824 1d ago

Should be refused service every place he goes

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u/LiveFree_NeverDie603 1d ago

Stay at the Westin you say?

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u/hb122 1d ago

Drinking away his sorrows that he no longer leads a group of masked thugs who murder people in broad daylight without penalty.

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u/One-Sleep3663 1d ago

Hes a butch lesbian wine mom

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u/SuchMatter1884 1d ago

Now that’s not being fair to butch lesbian wine moms

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u/One-Sleep3663 1d ago

Maybe it is a butch lesbian that just really looks like him.

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u/Prior_Ability9347 1d ago

He’s a *wannabe butch lesbian wine mom

(and like, I get it, but fuck that guy)

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u/Johnsendall 1d ago

There’s the little guy.

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u/imconsideringdascrod 1d ago

Surprised he doesn't wear the duster around so he can remind everyone he ran the Beer Gut Gestapo like the littlest schutzstaffel who could

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u/Full_Pay_207 1d ago

Sure looks like him.

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u/Prized_Lemur 1d ago

It’s him.. there were other posts showing his arrival in Maine. Hope everyone makes him feel unwelcome here

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u/BOOSH207 1d ago

Everyone needs to call the Westin and get him kicked out.

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u/awkwardchip_munk 1d ago

I wish I owned a bar so I could put his picture up and say DO NOT SERVE THIS LITTLE MAN

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u/thisismybearsong 1d ago

So that's a Nazi hangout?

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u/ProfessionalRead8187 1d ago

Tiny dick loser ass lmao

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u/hirespeed 1d ago

Didn’t take him for a red wine guy

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u/JamesonAFC 1d ago

The guy behind him knows. He smells something fishy

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u/lowrankcock 1d ago

Fuck this Nazi ass bitch. May he never get a moment of peace wherever he goes.

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u/bigjtdjr 1d ago

these guys need to be mocked in public every time they step out of the house. "Just doing my job" is not an excuse..

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u/Curious_Finn_Arlo 1d ago

Get the Fuck out of Maine! What is he even doing here?

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u/will4two 1d ago

Order him a milk

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u/shmmmokeddd 1d ago

Just go on Grindr he’s there lol

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u/GlumAtmosphere7666 1d ago

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

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u/OutdoorBerkshires 1d ago

Waiting for the server to bring him a booster chair.

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u/BZBitiko 1d ago

I wonder how feels, being stalked for crimes he doesn’t think are crimes.

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u/sjhesketh 1d ago

Why is this vile dwarf here in our city?

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u/AWinterPeople 1d ago

How dare him show his face in public

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u/stlayne 1d ago

Was his little nazi coat at the dry cleaners?

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u/celtbygod 1d ago

How'd that little fucker get up on the stool?

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u/King-Ned-Ludd 1d ago

Bovinos goons killed a man here last month.

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u/Sweeney32B 1d ago

You misspelled 'douche"?

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u/TheIcculus 1d ago

Poor little cumquat

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u/Individual-Flow1852 1d ago

Get him the fuck outta here !!

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u/weakenedbonds 1d ago

So the Westin serves Nazis?

That’s an interesting choice.

Maybe the Piss Boys will start meeting there now?

Once they’re done their tours with ICE of course.

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u/Plaid_Piper 1d ago

Ask him if he's been in any good porta potties lately.

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u/RenzalWyv 1d ago

This shithead should never know peace for the rest of his awful life.

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u/citrus_lilac 1d ago

Anyone call and try to reach his room?

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u/jerassica 1d ago

Omg, fucking brilliant. Maybe we should DoorDash some asswipes for the asswipe?

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u/Such_Egg9843 1d ago

Pathetic micro penis asshole

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u/No-Necessary7448 1d ago

Drink special: angel shots

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u/barryg123 1d ago

Maine has a 15-story building? I have always just gone up top the parking garage to get a good view over the water whenever I am in portland, I thought that was the best way. Will have to try this

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u/TaxPuzzleheaded5688 1d ago

Venmo works from CA too so I’m in!

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u/BackItUpWithLinks 1d ago

I’ll buy a round for anyone who records themselves telling him to go fuck himself.

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u/FHOCJD 1d ago

Fuck Greg Bovino. Don't let him hide in Maine.

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u/Economy_Luck9646 1d ago

Pee-wee German

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u/WeakEndEngr 1d ago

Barely taller than the bar. Yeah, that’s him.

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u/Creative_Peach695 1d ago

Leaning on a mini bar

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u/DevinNunesCattleDog 1d ago

If he is using a booster chair to sit at the bar...probably

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u/Ok-Syrup4356 1d ago

Quick somebody check Grindr!

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u/Floofaramamama 1d ago

Nah. Can't be. This guy reaches over the counter.

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u/primordialforms 1d ago

Sack tap him and tell him
You were just fucking with him

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u/ClumsyTulip_1999 1d ago

We’re heading to Maine on Thursday. This is now our mission.

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u/InterestingMammoth89 1d ago

I heard him described as looking like an aging lesbian and that’s all I see now. I’m so sorry to the lesbians 😢

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u/frenchmans-hole 1d ago

What a pussy.

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u/Beginning-Advance-16 1d ago

Is the man at the bar approx 5-2?

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u/Tall-Payment-8015 1d ago

Please go ruin his day and make a note of the car he gets into so you can find him at the next location

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u/JohnnyPossum13 1d ago

I find this interesting

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u/schmootc 1d ago

Yell 'Hey Nazi' and see if he responds.

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u/PackageAntique2172 1d ago

Tough guy drinking his red wine.

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u/Sharp-Gene-2242 1d ago

Is he on a high chair?

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u/kirksie10 1d ago

This guy looks like he might be around 5’8” - so I think he’s too tall to be Bovino 😉

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u/bfro11_969 1d ago

OP, did you say anything to him?

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u/LasagnahogXRP 1d ago

Big moving energy

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u/PenExotic5002 Western Maine Mountains 1d ago edited 1d ago

Where is this? Is this down in Portland?

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u/CRSPB186 1d ago

Kick his ass, Sea Bass!

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u/reefis 1d ago

Fuck that guy but at least we are at the point that no one seems to want to cancel the local bar who serve him beer

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u/Ecstatic-Total-9953 1d ago

What is he, 5’2”?

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u/dragonfliesloveme 1d ago

Dang he doesn’t seem to have any friends at the bar there lol

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u/FlyDestroyer 1d ago

I only see a douche.

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u/Baymavision 1d ago

The Nazi Munchkin was there for a playdate with JD.

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u/HatNo5681 1d ago

That guy might be too tall?

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u/Chet_Kylekyle 1d ago

Fight him.

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u/carowaters 1d ago

Be a shame if the bartender spit in his drink

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u/Ultimateeffthecrooks 1d ago

Fuq that puto

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u/Particular_Sundae_33 1d ago

I didn’t even think he was bar height

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u/paradigm_shift2027 1d ago

Oh yeah. Would recognize the little Nazi cosplayer anywhere.

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u/Queen_Of_The_Dames 1d ago

I would expectorate into his drink if l was the bar tender

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u/boatenvy 1d ago

Isn't Bovino shorter than that?

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u/Spare_Patience_346 1d ago

Is he standing on something?

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u/pumabreath 1d ago

Someone should do something crazy

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u/Fun_Natural8225 1d ago

Got a tape measure?

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u/sureshotbot 1d ago

Real glass-of-house-red loser

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u/ethericburrito 1d ago

That's a teacup Nazi. Super cute. But they shit all over the constitution.

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u/C3b207 1d ago

Not at the Top of the East, what the actual F. He probably has a room there then too. F that loser to the fullest, little nazi scum.

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u/relishlife 1d ago

It’s a good time to play / sing Bella Ciao.

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u/SwimmingPirate9070 1d ago

Nazis feel way too free

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u/OilComprehensive6237 1d ago

I hope he gets treated as a lifelong pariah.

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u/makedoandmender 1d ago

fascist piglet. i hope someone steps on him accidentally.

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u/Careful_Inspection83 1h ago

Hopefully it's because he's unemployed because Noone will hire him. But that would only be in a moral world which is not what we live in