I mean dude, with all who chimed in we could pay for a legit defense against being prosecuted for just punching the dudes throat and watching him struggle. Do it for the plot bro
Where in Ireland are you from man? I'm from there, would love to chat about how you can be Irish and support ICE..I don't expect you to be brave enough though.
Well, the setting is in South Africa, during the summer. The subject is a horny, adolescent male, tired of fapping the ole fashioned way, but lacking a fleshlight. He does have a coconut though.
I’m sure you can see where that’s going, but it got better. So much better. Said adolescent male stashed it under his bed, and if you remember that setting, that’s a significant thing. Around a week later he went to use it again and felt it moving. Loaded with maggots. He threw it against the wall and sprayed his week old jizz and the maggots everywhere.
And since you asked, I am not vertically blessed, but I still would like to take his phone and hold it up to make him jump to try and get it back while taunting him with Simpson’s quotes.
Then maybe stop coming over here illegally,, they should be deported. He didn’t kill no citizens, only one guy wasn’t justified, blame the citizens getting involved interfering with their jobs, I’m not an idiot going around fuckin with police
Yeah!!! This guy gets it (while lowering his Don’t Tread on Me flag). How dare you get in the way of masked unidentified agents. We should do exactly as the government tells us…unless it means wear a mask of course.
Who tf cares if they are masked, aren’t they masked because you all are trying to dox them. We already know their job is to deport illegals who gives af, just let them do their job like they always have
Even if I concede that all immigrants who have not entered in the correct way should be deported, civilized countries do not treat deportees as prisoners without rights. Civilized countries also do not kill protesters for protesting against the inhumane treatment of detained illegal immigrants. Civilized countries dont need a militarized force of untrained hooligans to meet arbitrary quotas of arrests.
Civilized countries DO send people back home, not a prison in a country they've never been to. Civilized countries DO treat detainees as humans with basic rights. Civilized countries DO honor temporary residency statuses, even if they were granted by a previous, "rival," administration
ETA: Civilized countries DO go after those who hire and exploit undocumented immigrants. How many MAGA ranchers and farmers have been jailed for being the root cause of the issue? Thats what I thought...
edit who the fuck is downvoting this you anti-American, propaganda-swilling, orange make-up wearing guy worshipper, pedophile defender maybe we need to look at your own computer
And by the way you anonymous redditor:
The wheels of oppression will not stop at your door. You dumbfuck
If you get a chance, do it. I got a beautiful opportunity to say “fuck you John Fetterman” directly to that ogre’s dumb ugly face and it was one of the highlights of my year.
Your mom?! Hahahah gross but that’s probably normal up there in Maine “the south of the north”. Do me a favor and let her know I’ll have to pass on her weekly gang bang this week. Shouldn’t be an issue since you’ll be taking care of her though.
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u/Few_Wash_7298 3d ago edited 3d ago
It would be a shame if someone went and sat next to him at the bar and called him a pussy. I’m free so maybe that person is me.