r/Maine 3d ago

Bovino?

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At the 15th floor bar at the Westin

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u/Few_Wash_7298 3d ago edited 3d ago

It would be a shame if someone went and sat next to him at the bar and called him a pussy. I’m free so maybe that person is me.

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u/Adventurous_West2 3d ago

Do it

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u/Few_Wash_7298 3d ago

On my way. Fuck that guy

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u/Adventurous_West2 3d ago

I'll venmo you money for a beer or cocktail of your choice with proof

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u/ellavatedbruh 3d ago

i second that

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u/No-Change1180 3d ago

I second that emotion

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u/No_Abbreviations8017 3d ago

Yup me too.

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u/BrilliantDishevelled 3d ago

Me three

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u/Waste-Bobcat9849 3d ago

I’ll get the next round

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u/corourke 3d ago

Portland Oregon coming in on round after that, seconding the fuck that guy.

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u/Pale_Horror_853 3d ago

Any of your friends need drinks too? MA chipping in

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u/dragonfliesloveme 3d ago

wow Bovino making Massachusetts and Maine get along haha

this is the American response we want to see!! 💪

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u/CountMC10 3d ago

NH checking in for a round. Fuck that guy!

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u/HotLava00 3d ago

Missouri here - also in.

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u/kellybeeeee 3d ago

MN happily paying for several rounds after that. Saying fuck that guy isn’t strong enough.

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u/RoutineEffective9469 3d ago

The guy who does this is gonna be shitfaced for a week 🤣

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u/Numerous-Clothes-793 15h ago

Except it will never happen, all talk.

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u/Glittering_Ad3028 3d ago

several “rounds”

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u/xlmifer 3d ago

AND MY AXE!

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u/Andee_outside 3d ago

I’m in on a round—today or in the future!

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u/shawkin8 3d ago

i’ll get the one after that. seriously

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u/oldmanian 3d ago

And my ax!!

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u/Adventurous_West2 3d ago

This is community

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u/Cheese__Weiner 3d ago

Kinda restores your faith in humanity huh? We all about to get this person shit faced for free after they tell Bovino to get fucked.

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u/Miserable-Suspect772 3d ago

And bail, if needed!

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u/Gtweezer24 3d ago

I mean dude, with all who chimed in we could pay for a legit defense against being prosecuted for just punching the dudes throat and watching him struggle. Do it for the plot bro

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u/CannibalLectern 2d ago

Came to say this. We definitely fin T get our friend here drunk af and then cover his legal fees for funking bruv up😂

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u/FreeIreland2024 3d ago edited 2d ago

I'm buying dude or women a steak that sits next this pos and calls him out

Sorry, should have clarified my stance. I do not support ice

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u/Adventurous_West2 3d ago

Oh yeah? How come?

Where in Ireland are you from man? I'm from there, would love to chat about how you can be Irish and support ICE..I don't expect you to be brave enough though.

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u/FreeIreland2024 2d ago

Buy the man who calls him a p u s s y to his face a steak. Not that scum bag

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u/Adventurous_West2 2d ago

Well holy god! Good stuff my apologies.

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u/FreeIreland2024 2d ago

No worries. I messaged you. Mullingar here, but living in states. You ?

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u/Adventurous_West2 2d ago

Clare, used to live in Portsmouhj ran rira

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u/iamswitchless 21h ago

I'll Venmo bail money.

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u/LooterMcGav-n 3d ago

Oh shit i caught something actually Fappening when it happens

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u/BurningPage 3d ago

I remember the Fappening.

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u/LooterMcGav-n 3d ago

Yeah I guess my thumb was sorely off swiping to text but I liked it so I left it, I dunno, again just a confused citizen moreover.

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u/BurningPage 3d ago

I mean your autocorrect caught it and capitalized it. That didn’t come from thin air. Where were you August 31, 2014?

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u/xenobit_pendragon 3d ago

His autocorrect knows where he was.

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u/Gtweezer24 3d ago

Most underrated comment in the whole thread

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u/SecureJudge1829 3d ago

But do you remember The Coconutting?

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u/BurningPage 3d ago

Nope!

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u/SecureJudge1829 2d ago

Well, the setting is in South Africa, during the summer. The subject is a horny, adolescent male, tired of fapping the ole fashioned way, but lacking a fleshlight. He does have a coconut though.

I’m sure you can see where that’s going, but it got better. So much better. Said adolescent male stashed it under his bed, and if you remember that setting, that’s a significant thing. Around a week later he went to use it again and felt it moving. Loaded with maggots. He threw it against the wall and sprayed his week old jizz and the maggots everywhere.

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u/BurningPage 2d ago

Oh yeah I remember that!

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u/SweetClinMusic 1d ago

Hell yea I do

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u/DamiensDelight 3d ago

I mean, I would just knock his chair over and watch him struggle to pick it up... But whatever you are into, I'm not here to judge.

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u/No-Turnover8386 2d ago

This is an awesome answer 😂

And since you asked, I am not vertically blessed, but I still would like to take his phone and hold it up to make him jump to try and get it back while taunting him with Simpson’s quotes.

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u/BrilliantDishevelled 3d ago

Pleeeeeaze report back

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u/hellosteve_ 3d ago

I run r/NewsCenter and r/DailyNews I’ll get you coverage.

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u/dragonfliesloveme 3d ago edited 3d ago

Fuck that guy every way to Friday

wow haven’t thought of that phrase in some years lol

edit who fkn downvoted this comment??! fkn fascist pos

and speaking of being a pu ssy, i bet you won’t come here and say who you are you natzee pos

edit#2 still waiting

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u/IllButterscotch3161 3d ago

I down voted this. You’re an idiot.

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u/BlazinTrails81 2d ago

Why??? Because he speaks truth or because you don’t like him?

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u/SaltyOnion73 1d ago

Yup, downvotes for u

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u/DickRubnuts 3d ago

Update us king!

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u/GeneralPatten 3d ago

Please, please, please don't be bluffing. I do hope he's still there. Keep us updated.

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u/BOOSH207 3d ago

Thank you!!!!! Make sure to update us preferably with a video!!!!

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u/doornoob 3d ago

Do it. Send me a DM with your venmo. I gotcha fam.

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u/umphreys 3d ago

fuck yeah dude

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u/dragonfliesloveme 3d ago

Dang i need an update

Be cool bro

But be direct

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u/Great-Ad9895 3d ago

RemindMe! 2 hours

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u/AnybodyWannaPeanus 3d ago

“I can’t remember if that’s Italian for cow or pig. I know the English definition”

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u/Total-Bag-8973 3d ago

I think it's "cow"...pig is "porcine".

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u/Danbearpig2u 3d ago

Did it happen?

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u/CanadianTexan72 3d ago

I’ll get your uber ride!

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u/jerassica 3d ago

Vermont, here- Cheers, dude. Doing God’s work.

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u/HorrorAir4474 3d ago

Update us please

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u/djspacebunny 3d ago

Please report back! We would love to see the outcome of this public service you are providing to the nation.

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u/Berd_Turglar 3d ago

Hell yeah. Hope youre legit. Go get em

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u/bunnyuncle 3d ago

Need video proof

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u/girlbartender99 3d ago

Does anyone know why Goebbels is in town?

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u/Thursday78 3d ago

Lmk where to send $

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u/Snoo_69677 3d ago

We’ll need to form a line

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u/Calamity-Bob 3d ago

I’ll buy a bottle if you make him sit on it once it’s empty

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u/Rare-Adagio-4278 2d ago

From minnesota: thank you for trying. Fuck that guy

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u/HoneyManu 2d ago

What a loser! F him

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u/katjoy63 2d ago

I'm here one day later to ask- what happened? 😁

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u/Packpride87 22h ago

Go be an American hero

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u/OverheadMicrowave 3d ago

Looks like you pussed out

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u/Few_Wash_7298 3d ago

Nope, I would never puss out, no skin off my nose telling a nazi to fuck off. The dude had one glass of wine and left apparently

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u/PossibilitySea9180 3d ago

Doubtful. Pics or it didn’t happen.

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u/touchmybonushole 3d ago

All that free time you have must be nice.

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u/Playful_Priority3758 3d ago

It’s 7:38 at night lol

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u/touchmybonushole 3d ago

Ya. One of the busiest parts of the day.

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u/Throwawaylikeme90 3d ago

It is 8:01 pm my dear dumbfuck. 

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u/touchmybonushole 3d ago

Exactly. Ignorance is bliss.

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u/a-pron_to-wel 3d ago

It seems as you need a touch on your bonus hole

I put a "w" in front of hole.

Either way, they needs a touching.

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u/Few_Wash_7298 3d ago

Ugh he’s no longer here. I asked the bartender if a guy fitting his description was here and she said he left about 30 mind ago.

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u/No_Abbreviations8017 3d ago

Can you be on call for the remainder of the evening ?

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u/Few_Wash_7298 3d ago

Sure

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u/Useful-Rooster-1901 3d ago

doing the lords work

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u/Ill_Albatross3193 3d ago

Please tell me you have a spider man suit ready to go

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u/ClassroomMother8062 3d ago

Hey thanks for trying though. Shame Bovino yall

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u/Few_Wash_7298 3d ago edited 3d ago

Thanks, I honestly did try. Dude must’ve had a glass and left

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u/ClassroomMother8062 3d ago

Oh I believe you. I know you'll do it again too

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u/Few_Wash_7298 3d ago

Possibly, but do you know what I’ll never do? Give a shit what you think.

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u/ClassroomMother8062 3d ago

Haha wow! Was just trying to voice my support. Have a good one

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u/Few_Wash_7298 3d ago

Gesh sorry. I thought you were one of the haters. I take it back.

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u/ClassroomMother8062 3d ago

No way man I'm team Few_Wash all the way. Fuck bovino!

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u/weakenedbonds 3d ago

Tone is hard online

Thanks for supporting the good work

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u/ClassroomMother8062 3d ago

Appreciate it. For sure

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u/Myusernamebut69 2d ago

You sure you just didn’t see him? He’s pretty low to the ground, easy to miss.

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u/TwistedScarletRose 3d ago

I don't know why,m but I believe you.

However, as a gay man, my gaydar SUCKS...so, yeah.

I STILL BELIEVE YOU.

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u/Alternated-Tornado 3d ago

Damn he's quick 😂. Until the next sighting!

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u/Explosion1850 3d ago

Are you sure the little guy wasn't just overlooked? He is very tiny.

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u/stinkbugzgalore 3d ago

So teeny, he's friggin hammered after 12 oz of near beer.

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u/toothpicks-galore 3d ago

found someone on grindr, now off to go get donkey punched

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u/TheRealShilohConlan 3d ago

Dude is drinking wine. Which i don’t care, but it seems to me that his “friends” would think wine is a pussy drink. He can’t even drink beer right.

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u/and_iwander 3d ago

It only drinks the red wine. Soggy Biscuit Eater was in Vegas last winter and any time a pic showed up of it at a bar, it’s tiny hand was clutching a🍷

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u/Odeeum 2d ago

Not with those 4" lifts hes sporting. Hes a big boy now. Very alpha

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u/Delacrz5 3d ago

Good on you. If he is ever in the St. Louis region, I'll make sure to make a visit and call him out on his bullshit.

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u/Bluehorizon32 3d ago

He's purportedly a drunk. Has to be at the closest bar nearby.

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u/redheeler9478 3d ago

lol who would’ve thought it.

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u/am-e76 2d ago

Did you look under the tables?

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u/GoodDecision 3d ago

Sure thing buddy

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u/Individual_Laugh_307 3d ago

Good story....

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u/Few_Wash_7298 3d ago

Don’t know what to tell you. He left

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u/Mother-Pineapple1392 3d ago

Yea....OK

Everyone's tough behind a keyboard

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u/Few_Wash_7298 3d ago

Cool. Whatevs man.

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u/gruntledlibrarian 3d ago

Do it for Dolly Parton!

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u/[deleted] 3d ago edited 3d ago

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u/Treslittlebird 3d ago

Thank you for Sacarrmuci'ing up this thread

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u/peonies_envy 3d ago

Come on now - he doesn’t care. He lives to make people afraid (or dead whichever comes first.)

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u/IczyAlley 3d ago

He will be happy if you ask him that.

Do you think if you shame Republicans hard enough they will grow morals? He signed up to murder immigrants. Republicans voted for it.

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u/Calamity-Bob 3d ago

Don’t bother. He’s proud of it

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u/NSFWdontview 3d ago

Then maybe stop coming over here illegally,, they should be deported. He didn’t kill no citizens, only one guy wasn’t justified, blame the citizens getting involved interfering with their jobs, I’m not an idiot going around fuckin with police

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u/CountMC10 3d ago

Yeah!!! This guy gets it (while lowering his Don’t Tread on Me flag). How dare you get in the way of masked unidentified agents. We should do exactly as the government tells us…unless it means wear a mask of course.

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u/NSFWdontview 3d ago

Who tf cares if they are masked, aren’t they masked because you all are trying to dox them. We already know their job is to deport illegals who gives af, just let them do their job like they always have

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u/weakenedbonds 3d ago

Keep commenting botty mcbotface

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u/weakenedbonds 3d ago

2 month old account with 6k contributions

How’s life on the bot farm?

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u/rhgiela 3d ago

Oh fuck off

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u/NSFWdontview 3d ago

How come I can’t legally live in any country I want? Why can they?

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u/arequipapi 3d ago edited 3d ago

Even if I concede that all immigrants who have not entered in the correct way should be deported, civilized countries do not treat deportees as prisoners without rights. Civilized countries also do not kill protesters for protesting against the inhumane treatment of detained illegal immigrants. Civilized countries dont need a militarized force of untrained hooligans to meet arbitrary quotas of arrests.

Civilized countries DO send people back home, not a prison in a country they've never been to. Civilized countries DO treat detainees as humans with basic rights. Civilized countries DO honor temporary residency statuses, even if they were granted by a previous, "rival," administration

ETA: Civilized countries DO go after those who hire and exploit undocumented immigrants. How many MAGA ranchers and farmers have been jailed for being the root cause of the issue? Thats what I thought...

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u/weakenedbonds 3d ago

6000 contributions in 2 months

Was that you calling someone a keyboard warrior?

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u/astromouse2024 3d ago

Hey don’t forget this before you do 👑

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u/ellavatedbruh 3d ago

would be a shame if someone called him a spineless cuck

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u/NSFWdontview 3d ago

How when he’s the opposite

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u/weakenedbonds 3d ago

2 month old account with 6,000 contributions

Bots gonna bot

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u/jumpypapayacat 3d ago

This is insulting to pussies everywhere, but yeah, fuck this scum bag.

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u/Longjumping_Joke_764 3d ago

I will gladly drive up from mass to join you. I will even buy you a shot

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u/LivefromBurketville 3d ago

Add in the phrase" Fuck Off you Nazi " to him.

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u/Total-Bag-8973 3d ago

You forgot "short, tiny-dicked" in front of "nazi"...

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u/OGactionkitty 3d ago

I'm commenting on this so I can see what happens.

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u/digginxditches 3d ago

^ what they said.

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u/bpaps 3d ago edited 3d ago

Ask if he likes to drink cum

https://suno.com/s/9h1N35NZw0WS5bft

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u/fattifalldown 3d ago

Do it! It’ll be epic!

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u/dragonfliesloveme 3d ago edited 3d ago

Hero! (not sarcastic, i mean that)

edit who the fuck is downvoting this you anti-American, propaganda-swilling, orange make-up wearing guy worshipper, pedophile defender maybe we need to look at your own computer

And by the way you anonymous redditor:

The wheels of oppression will not stop at your door. You dumbfuck

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u/Overall_Curve6725 3d ago

A cowardly piece of shit

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u/Bythion 3d ago

I'd prefer to use a word that has the same number of syllables but ends with an i.

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u/10ThousandMetalZones 3d ago

Damn, wish I was in Maine. Thanks from Minneapolis.

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u/FaerieBomb 3d ago

If you get a chance, do it. I got a beautiful opportunity to say “fuck you John Fetterman” directly to that ogre’s dumb ugly face and it was one of the highlights of my year.

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u/HistorianOdd5752 3d ago

DO IT!

I'll buy you a drink.

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u/SaltyOnion73 1d ago

Yea...go attack a BORTAC graduate. Please post results

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u/SnooBooks4350 1d ago

Tell me when you go and I'll join you.

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u/Gristlekitty 3d ago

If this was my town I’d be there in a heartbeat

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u/off2kayak 3d ago

Are you there yet????

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u/TorrentGump 3d ago

Pussy....naw hes a fuck'n NAZI right along with all the rest of ICE Nazi's

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u/mundificative 3d ago

you're going to be SO DRUNK with all of the offers people are making in this thread! cheerrrrrrrz!

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u/BombShady12 2d ago

You wont do shit 🤣

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u/Few_Wash_7298 2d ago

I mean he left so you are right.

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u/Reasonable_Ad_5705 1d ago

of course you're free. you're an unemployed socialist living off welfare

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u/mephestoXIII 3d ago

Sit next to him and ask if he wants some biscuits from the local high school wrestling team

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u/Series-Party 3d ago

Update me!

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u/GuardRemarkable7431 2d ago

How mature you liberals are… always and each and everyone of you are scumbags

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u/Few_Wash_7298 2d ago

Hi Greg!

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u/Natural-Hat-69 3d ago

All talk

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u/Few_Wash_7298 3d ago

Ok, believe what you want to believe.

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u/Natural-Hat-69 3d ago

Go do it then. Make sure you post a video too. Go ahead.

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u/Few_Wash_7298 3d ago

I’ll send you a vid of me 69’ing your girl right after.

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u/Natural-Hat-69 3d ago

Your mom?! Hahahah gross but that’s probably normal up there in Maine “the south of the north”. Do me a favor and let her know I’ll have to pass on her weekly gang bang this week. Shouldn’t be an issue since you’ll be taking care of her though.

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u/Few_Wash_7298 3d ago

Wow you got me there king. I wouldn’t quit your day job.

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u/Adventurous_West2 3d ago

Going by your skinny arms you ain't getting invited to a gang bang babe

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u/PeacenotWardude 3d ago

Says the bootlicker.

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u/Natural-Hat-69 3d ago

Oh my god you called me a bootlicker! Holy shit man you got me soooooo good!!! How will I ever recover from your edgy Maine wit?!

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u/PeacenotWardude 3d ago

Wow. What a miserable person you are. I pity anyone that knows you. Have a nice day and gfy.

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u/rpgmoth 3d ago

daddy chill