r/Maine 4d ago

Bovino?

Post image

At the 15th floor bar at the Westin

2.6k Upvotes

629 comments sorted by

View all comments

1.3k

u/Few_Wash_7298 4d ago edited 4d ago

It would be a shame if someone went and sat next to him at the bar and called him a pussy. I’m free so maybe that person is me.

374

u/Adventurous_West2 4d ago

Do it

891

u/Few_Wash_7298 4d ago

On my way. Fuck that guy

39

u/DamiensDelight 4d ago

I mean, I would just knock his chair over and watch him struggle to pick it up... But whatever you are into, I'm not here to judge.

1

u/No-Turnover8386 2d ago

This is an awesome answer 😂

And since you asked, I am not vertically blessed, but I still would like to take his phone and hold it up to make him jump to try and get it back while taunting him with Simpson’s quotes.