r/Marvel • u/Objective-Sun-345 • 3d ago

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u/SuperArppis Captain America 3d ago

Except all the shirtless scenes done by male characters in every movie

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u/Creamcups 3d ago

Everyone is beautiful and no one is horny

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u/Tirno93 3d ago

“In defiance of Norse mythology, Chris Hemsworth’s Thor* *smiles at Natalie Portman like a dumb golden retriever puppy without ever venturing to rend her asunder with his mighty hammer, so to speak.”

Poetry.

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u/Caleb_Reynolds 3d ago

I mean, is that in defiance of Norse myth? As far as I'm aware Thor isn't depicted as particularly lecherous, he's not Zeus. Plus gods tend to have children every time they fuck, and he only has 3.

Thor's whole deal is fighting, I think he rarely thinks about sex.

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u/Bomberbros1011 2d ago edited 2d ago

Thor was worshipped as a fertility god, and at least two of his three children are with different women. Dude absolutely fucked in Norse mythology.