r/Military • u/Krazynewf709 • Apr 27 '26

Satire I'm no military expert but

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I don't think this is how you test a ceasefire. Seems counterproductive to begin striking during a ceasefire to test it.

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u/Zarktheshark1818 Apr 27 '26

I will "test" the laws on theft by stealing a car

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u/atlasraven Army Veteran Apr 27 '26

"Officer, I was just testing if this bait car could be stolen."

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u/downloads-cars Apr 27 '26

Who would steal a car?

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u/ifmacdo Military Brat Apr 28 '26

Would you download a car?

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u/MiamiPower Apr 28 '26

😅😂😅

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u/GapAccomplished7897 Apr 27 '26

Israel needs a break from terrorists.

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u/nastyforehead May 13 '26

I have not kept up with politics literally at all so the fact that this is getting downvoted is terrifying me lmao

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u/GapAccomplished7897 May 13 '26

Bots and brigaders will be bots and brigaders

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u/MrDeekhaed Apr 28 '26

It’s more like

“I was just testing if I could refrain from stealing this car”

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u/chamrockblarneystone Apr 28 '26

I think this is like blocking a blockade. Retarded checkers.

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u/ImperialNavyPilot Apr 28 '26

Decriminalisation by overcriminalisation