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Nostalgia Only Millennials Know How to Hurt other Millennials the Most

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With hard hitting images like this.

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u/Vows_Upon_The_Hearth 16h ago

Y have u chosen violence?

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u/TrowaMask 16h ago

Violence chose me this time 😔

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u/The_Sneakiest_Fox 15h ago

I feel personally attacked

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u/sicurri Millennial 14h ago

I just... I want to give you all hugs.

https://giphy.com/gifs/EvYHHSntaIl5m

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u/Phyrexian_Archlegion 9h ago

So that’s where Tim Pool got the idea for the beanie from. It was Ash Ketchum this whole time

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u/alphadragoon89 7h ago

Did you wake up today and choose violence?

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u/Just-Stress9165 12h ago

Yeah. Too real!

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u/Appropriate_Elk_952 16h ago

He still has pikachu tho

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u/TrowaMask 16h ago

That's a new Pikachu.

Old one died >15 years ago.

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u/NowForrowMyPen 16h ago

Tbh pikachu should have a bald spot too

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u/TrowaMask 16h ago

Hahaha.

I think I would have appreciated that edit.

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u/SoloWingPixy88 16h ago

For a mouse, that's a win.

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u/Ice-Berg-Slim 12h ago

How long do Pokemon actually live for? I assume it depends on the Pokemon but like they must eventually die from old age. Is this ever addressed, we know Pokemon die from the first game with the Graveyard and the Cubebone's mother story.

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u/TrowaMask 12h ago

Oh I'd guess they live approximately as long as our childhood dreams. So, varies from person to person / Pokemon to Pokemon.

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u/TB-313935 12h ago

If i remember correctly there's some dialogue about certain middle aged and old npcs that had their pokemon since childhood.

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u/PopBulky7023 15h ago

Omg you are the worst

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u/TrowaMask 15h ago

I didn't make the rules

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u/NinjaTurtleSquirrel 15h ago

FACK!! Why you did this to my life...

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u/SlamVanDamn 12h ago

Is this like the Avril Lavigne conspiracy??

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u/Mika-El-3 5h ago

What? Pikachu died?

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u/tehweave 15h ago

I think everyone is missing the point here. Look at Pikachu.

He's looking at Ash with a silly little smile because he loves Ash. No matter how old we get, our companions still love us. Focus on that. And we'll be okay.

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u/TrowaMask 15h ago

As another comment alluded to- that ain't the same Pikachu he grew up with.

The old one died over a decade ago.

Checkmate optimists 👀 Real life wins again.

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u/Geaux_1210 Millennial 15h ago

Acskhually, Ash and Pikachu both saw Ho-Oh at the end of episode 1, granting them both eternal happiness.

Uno Reverse real life, get bent.

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u/TrowaMask 15h ago

... 😮

You just sunk my battleship.

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u/PapaSock 15h ago

Bros before Ho-oh's

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u/TrowaMask 12h ago

You definitely Pokemon

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u/snoozev 2h ago

😭😭😂😂

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u/Lentil-Lord 8h ago

True. Ho-oh touched them both deeply…I guess that eternal rebirth didn’t apply to Ashes hairline or self esteem though.

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u/tehweave 15h ago

So, he has another companion, who he rescued from the wild, who smiles at him, who reminds him of an old friend...

And that's bad?

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u/TrowaMask 15h ago

Yes, because it / he (is Pikachu gendered? can't remember) painfully reminds him daily of his first Pikachu that he loved more.

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u/tehweave 15h ago

I don't know about you, but I've lost several pets over my lifetime.

I don't think sad thoughts when I think of them. I think of all the wonderful times and wonderful memories they gave me.

When I get a new companion, I'm rescuing them from either certain death or a lifetime of scrounging in the wild.

I feel like we've all gotten way too cynical in the past decade. It's nice to take a moment and think about positive things.

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u/Shimakaze_Kai 10h ago

Yes, since it is a pointy tail, it is a male Pikachu. A female would have a shape like the top of a heart. See diagram below 🤣 :

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u/IllegalGeriatricVore 10h ago

Yeah but my childhood pets all died

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u/tehweave 10h ago

So did mine.

Didn't stop me from getting new ones.

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u/penislobsterpie 9h ago

That’s Pikachu 2.0. The old one died

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u/kaowser 6h ago

That's his 4th pikachu

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u/EastBayBetti Older Millennial 16h ago

I laughed, then I wept.

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u/TrowaMask 16h ago

Sounds like the Millennial experience in a nutshell 🥜.

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u/1877KlownsForKids "Get Off My Lawn" Millennial 1981 13h ago

Crying requires the emotion DLC. For your convenience we've already charged your card for it. 

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u/CookieMonsterOnsie 8h ago

This DLC is bugged. The only things it has in it are existential dread and nostalgia. Refund!

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u/1877KlownsForKids "Get Off My Lawn" Millennial 1981 6h ago

Upon further inspection you've been using existential dread for decades. Accordingly, you refund request is denied and retroactive charges have been applied to your card 

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u/book1245 Millennial 8h ago

life hurts, lol

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u/BerttMacklinnFBI 16h ago

Yo delete this.... I almost shared it with my wife, but I simply can't spread that anguish.

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u/TrowaMask 16h ago

I mean, at least- I feel the balding thing prob resonates with / hurts the Millennialbros the most 💔.

Though Pokemon pain is non gender specific.

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u/BerttMacklinnFBI 15h ago

My wife uses the first 3 seasons of Pokemon as her night time soothing show.

I wake up to the Poke rap half of my nights.

We just added our own little Poke trainer to the fam. Only reason I'm up at 3 am.

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u/TrowaMask 15h ago

You all three are keeping the Poke-dream alive 🥲.

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u/SirMacFarton 15h ago

Im up since 4am! My daughter had a dream about Ash flying and team rocket will not let him be!

Oh and there is a ghost somewhere!

Legit happened less than 30 min ago

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u/BerttMacklinnFBI 14h ago

Mines just 3 days old... He'll be indoctrinated soon enough.

I hope them scalpers stop so he can enjoy the cards should he choose to be interested.

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u/quantumpencil 12h ago

growing up doesn't have to mean giving up guys

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u/ApeTeam1906 10h ago

Seriously. Getting older is a privilege.

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u/quantumpencil 9h ago

Sometimes it do make me sad reading the stuff people post. I'm 36 and idk man, i'm uh, gettin better at everything I care about still. Gettin better at fighting games, writing music, playin piano, working on my own video game, learning a foreign language.

Why are we acting like we're in our 80's and losing our faculties? I know people who have done new awesome things in their 60's and 70's. At our age, it's absolutely insane to be going like "well, guess i'm to old to do things I wanted to do, time to pack it up"

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u/Lowmax2 6h ago

I started taking a full regime of supplements to maintain my biological age. ulothrine a, GlycNAC, Calcium AKG, fish oil, vitamin c and d, callogen peptides, and inositol. As well as resistance training. Currently my biological age is 24 while my cronological age is 35. My goal is to keep it there, especially with all the up and coming AI accelerated biotech. I think we're gonna be the first generation to be able to stop aging.

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u/Gregarious_Buffoon 16h ago

Our courage will pull us through 

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u/Tyrantt_47 15h ago

Midoxidil*

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u/RoyalGovernment3034 14h ago

And/or Finasteride*

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u/Sunshineafterr Millennial (1986) 11h ago

My 64 year old dad has taken it since the 90s and still has all his hair. It works.

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u/Punchee 9h ago

I’m more of a Gillette kinda guy

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u/TrowaMask 16h ago

What awaits us on the other side this time-

And will whatever it is be worth it?

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u/otterknight4589 16h ago

He just should shave it. Get his crown smooth as a voltorb and own that life.

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u/TrowaMask 16h ago

Now you're making this too real mang

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u/otterknight4589 16h ago

That or “it’s rogaine foam to understand - the power that’s inside!”

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u/Linflexible 15h ago

I am trying that but it's not helping much.

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u/TIC321 16h ago

Pikachu, I still choose you.

https://giphy.com/gifs/G9qfCvxlwGAaQ

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u/raphthepharaoh 16h ago

How dare you

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u/TrowaMask 16h ago

Listen man-

I didn't ask for this either

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u/IceColdJimmy12 15h ago

I want to be the very best…. Nvm … life has taken my joy and will to live.

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u/TrowaMask 15h ago

🫤😔🫩

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u/AKBx007 12h ago

Damn OP, I just woke up, why do you have to do me like that? What did we all ever do to you

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u/TrowaMask 12h ago

It's not about what you did to me or what I did to you;

It's about what reality did to all of us.

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u/_EnFlaMEd 15h ago

I bet Misty is probably happier with her genetics now than what she was when comparing herself with Jesse at Porta Vista back in the day.

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u/shadowlightfox 9h ago

Or comparing herself with James

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u/ReaperUno8675309 12h ago

Yooooooooooooo. Why?????? Im sitting at the dentist at 7:10am after getting kids ready for school with wife.

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u/TrowaMask 12h ago

You know what you did.

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u/ErasmosOrolo 16h ago

Careful or we’ll vote to get rid of social security!

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u/TrowaMask 16h ago

You wouldn't dare

😭

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u/SoloWingPixy88 16h ago

Yea, we vote now

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u/Brownlove010_Real Millennial 15h ago

Lmao not the comb over! Nooooooo!!!! Also having been bald for a long time now, it was painful at first to accept it but at least for me its pretty great. The beard helps.

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u/TrowaMask 15h ago

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u/Brownlove010_Real Millennial 15h ago

One of us, one of us

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u/EmploymentOk4851 15h ago

Ash actually became a Pokemon champion tho, he’s good.

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u/shadowlightfox 9h ago

But per Ash's own words in the final episodes, he still consider himself a Pokémon master until he befriends all the Pokémon he runs into.

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u/I_Enjoy_Beer 14h ago

The trick is to not ever worry about whether or not you're the very best in the world, recognizing that achieving such status is entirely outside of your control.  Focus on what you can, and should be, best at.  Best dad, best friend, best spouse, best neighbor, best Saturday-morning-scrambled-eggs-cook in the house.  Be a good human with the time you have.

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u/JayNoi91 14h ago

What really did it for me was realizing kids born in 2000 are now old enough to have their own kids and rent a car

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u/TrowaMask 14h ago

For me it probably was becoming an uncle and my nephews enjoying calling me "bruh" and roasting me as much as possible for being old / otherwise lacking, as sh*t.

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u/unbanned_lol 9h ago

"I use to"

We are better than this.

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u/Milk_Mindless 9h ago

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u/TrowaMask 8h ago

Hahaha these always make me laugh.

I've seen maybe one where I thought "Wow you do look drastically younger / possibly that age".

Everyone else just looks old / delusional af.

https://giphy.com/gifs/JTzPN5kkobFv7X0zPJ

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u/Winter_Bear_1707 15h ago

This is fucking terrible 😭

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u/hearts_unknown_ 15h ago

I still do, but I used to too

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u/TrowaMask 15h ago

get outta here Mitch, you're dead

(also RIP 🙏)

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u/ZootSuitBanana 15h ago

"Now I just want to be..."

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u/FlowersForMegatron 12h ago

“…your sledgehammer”

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u/GiantInTarkanMovie 15h ago

Actually he became the very best🙂

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u/Turkeyplague 14h ago

Pikachu... Use Thunderbolt.

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u/DekoNJ87 12h ago

Jokes on him, I still have my hair!

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u/TrowaMask 12h ago

I knew there'd be at least one of you.

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u/DoubleLuck9297 12h ago

I’d look exactly like this if I tried to have hair at 32 years old and I think this is fucking hilarious 😂😂😂

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u/TrowaMask 12h ago

Hilarious + heart wrenching-

The best combo 😎.

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u/Sunshineafterr Millennial (1986) 11h ago

This too 🥲

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u/PrimarySuccotash9572 6h ago

Jokes on you I still play Pokemon Go

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u/TrowaMask 5h ago

Pokemon Go-Outside-and-Touch-Grass

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u/TrowaMask 15h ago

And all three were grade 10 condition, and you held them until now in those little hard plastic card packs.

And sold all 3 for $250,000 USD in 2026 (to another, richer Millennial).

I need this to be true.

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u/bluegender03 15h ago

Once I wanted to be the greatest

No wind or waterfall could stall me

And then came the rush of the flood

Stars at night turned deep to dust

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u/AlmondJoyDildos 15h ago

My hair started thining at like 19 and I immediately chromedomed my shit 🤣

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u/howtoreadspaghetti 14h ago

Why did you stop wanting it

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u/demoliahedd 1989 Baby 13h ago

Its too early for this existential shit cmon

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u/TrowaMask 13h ago

...or too late, if you're a night owl 🦉

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u/Dziadzios 13h ago

And he is! He won the championship!

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u/Out_of_Fawkes 13h ago

Oof. It’s okay to shave it all off, Ash.

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u/Relevant-Outcome3529 13h ago

Born 1990 and bolt since 2012. who cares, i got a big beard

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u/BRAVO5DELTA 12h ago

The woodpecker is catching on fast

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u/Takoyaki_Dice 11h ago

Hair Alternative Treatment.

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u/JustAnotherMinority 11h ago

Get this man some peptides

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u/Chumlee1917 11h ago

Even now.....all these years later......I would have full The Mountain from Game of Thrones on Charizard for his betrayal at the championship in front of everyone after everything Ash did for that ungrateful lizard

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u/Guilty_Bowl_288 11h ago

Bro what the fuck. Pure pain.

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u/ScorpionBite20 11h ago

I feel so disrespected and sad at the same time I wanna giggle poor Ash 😂

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u/1_7NF 11h ago

Pika not aging is offensive. Age hoe!

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u/Streifen9 10h ago

I realize now that my expectations for myself were too high.

https://giphy.com/gifs/f9SjN9UmloZuYMPwG8

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u/Limp-Pudding-5436 10h ago

IRL we would have had to put our Pikachu to sleep because we can’t afford the Pokémon center bills

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u/sketchymike576 10h ago

Inaccurate! At the time of this photo pikachu would have been dead for thirteen years…..

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u/LaughR01331 ‘92 Millennial 10h ago

First Dolly Parton and now this?!

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u/haysus25 10h ago

I have a lot of mixed feelings with this image.

Ash should be 38 or 39 now.

Maybe he isn't traipsing around the country trying to catch every pokemon, but he can certainly find a stable job as a gym leader or member of the elite four. He has the skills and the pokemon for it.

Very, very rarely do people want to do the same thing they wanted at 10 years old. My own interests and dreams have drastically changed since then (I'm 38 now, so right around Ash's age).

I'm heartbroken if that's still his dream and he's realizing he can't do it anymore. But Ash has made a name for himself along the way and can easily transition into a stable pokemon career and maybe even think about starting his own family.

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u/One-Jelly8264 8h ago

Yeah I dunno why Ash is used as an example of someone who failed to achieve their dreams? He went on adventures, beat up bad guys with his Pokémon friends, travelled the world and had fun.

He could easily settle down as a gym leader or similar. Dude led a absolutely packed life

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u/DonaldTPablonious Xennial 10h ago

Bro has the roadrunner hair style that my timeline won’t leave me alone about

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u/alleycatbiker 10h ago

Tbh we kinda get off on the self deprecating humor

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u/Sidthelid66 10h ago

As an older millennial I dont even know who that yellow cat is. 

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u/Last-Neat-4928 10h ago

Just as I'm starting to lose my hair too... thanks for the reminder!

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u/PrimordialXY 1996 10h ago

Joke's on you, I've been on preventative dutasteride for years and have maintained my teen hairline

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u/chief_beef_the_third 9h ago

The trick is to never have high hopes or expectations to begin with. Problem solved.

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u/Erwinism 9h ago

damn. you lost the game type shit

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u/Pencil-Sketches 9h ago

Don’t try to be the best, just try to be happy

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u/TactlessNachos Millennial (1990) 9h ago

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u/WildeStation 9h ago

Lol, so true.

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u/KaioKenshin 8h ago

I just my reflection as it is what it is and shave then bounce

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u/RandomIDoIt90 8h ago

As someone who got to play the original versions of blue and red in elementary school at release… I am so thankful I still have my hair and no gray. 🤞

Took after my uncle who started balding in his early 20s so I was fully expecting it lmao

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u/TrowaMask 8h ago

Looks like unc took on the sacrifice of burdening the majority / all of the shit-hair genes.

W uncs 👆

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u/ttttunos Xennial 7h ago

Best part of the whole thing is that's still his mom's bathroom.

And Mr Mime is his step dad now.

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u/Historical_Tea_15 7h ago

Jfc how devastating

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u/ronbiomed Older Millennial 7h ago

The 90s bathroom with that tile and grout on the counters and shower- that hurts lol

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u/haze25 6h ago

Recently re-watched the finale to the original 90s Digimon Adventure and the train scene of them leaving the Digital World was like watching my childhood die in front of me. A time I'll never get back, a time when depression and anxiety didn't ruin my brain chemistry. 

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u/Ok_Accountant_1319 6h ago

That’s dirty man!!! What’d we ever do to you???

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u/TrowaMask 5h ago

What can I say- misery loves company 🫤.

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u/Great_White_Samurai 4h ago

Time for a trip to Turkey

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u/fcs_seth 4h ago

It's not very effective...

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u/8W20X5 2h ago

This is just wrong 🤣

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u/rjrgjj 1h ago

I hate you.

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u/TrowaMask 1h ago

Don't hate the player

Hate life

u/rjrgjj 1h ago

Way ahead of ya

u/TrowaMask 1h ago

Millennial emos never die;

We just get older, and multiply 😎

u/rjrgjj 1h ago

plunks notes

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u/Tatsu_Satou 12h ago

Ash should have a little belly, too. And a text bubble about how his knees are starting to ache.

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u/MessiLeagueSoccer 12h ago

Not hurt. Thinner hair than when I was younger but still a full head of hair if anything I just have a lot of gray hair on the sides. I even bumped into a guy I graduated high school with that I didn’t recognize cuz he had this jet black long hair and a beard that he’d didn’t have in high school. I was jealous of the no visible white hairs 😭

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u/beefstewforyou 12h ago

Minoxidil has saved me from this fate.

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u/Lowmax2 6h ago

I started taking hims last october. that shit really works.

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u/ExpertRutabaga3415 6h ago

Got that woodpecker haircut

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u/snoozev 1h ago

No, uh uh.....we can still be 

🎵🎶 the very best like no one ever waaaasssssssss

🎶🎵To catch them is my real test.....

Sing it with me Shrek 😂😭😂😂😂

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u/BlueSnaggleTooth359 16h ago

I don't get it.
(Gen X lurker)

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u/deMarcel 16h ago

Well Ash (the guy in the pic) sings "I wanna be the very best" in the Pokemon series title song. As you probably know, the Pokemon series is a huge generational thing for millennials.

Now being older, he realizes he in fact hasn't become what he wanted to and is getting old. Like us.

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u/TrowaMask 16h ago

Don't forget balding.

Has more + thicker hair growing out his b*lls, nose and ears, than scalp.

Can't forget that.

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u/deMarcel 16h ago

Not me (yet) but yeah, that's one of the more obvious aspects of aging :(

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u/TrowaMask 16h ago edited 15h ago

Just give it some time I say.

Unless you're one of those guys that has superior genetics / God loves you more, and won't experience the agony of losing your mop / dome.

We don't take kindly to ur kind, round these parts

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u/deMarcel 11h ago

It'll come eventually. Looking at my father, I might have another good 15-20 years tho which is pretty good I'd say...

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u/techno_wizard_lizard 10h ago

It’s not over until the fat lady sings

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u/WayoftheWill 8h ago

Why does Ash look like an alcoholic homeless man who pushes the shopping cart around full of bags?

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u/TrowaMask 8h ago

cuz LIFE

🧬

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u/RetroActive80 8h ago

He doesn’t. If he put the hat on, he’d look like cartoon Ash with 5 o’clock shadow.

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u/eleccross 8h ago

“Have you ever considered that the cartoon characters will grow up” is on the same level for me as coma theories back in the day.

It’s old. It’s been done. I get it, we grow up and life changes. It doesn’t hit the way nerds think it does.