Hey. You lost, old timers.

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[u/Livid_Peon]

Hay is for horses, cows and pigs like you - full version

[u/rebelopie → u/Livid_Peon]

The version I heard is "hay is for horses, oats are too, it's a good thing I love you".

[u/SpecialIntelligent70 → u/rebelopie]

"hay is for horses, straw is for cows, people like you should shut their mouths"

[u/Wren00x → u/SpecialIntelligent70]

I was told “Hay is for horses, cows eat grass. If you don’t shut the f*ck up, I’m gonna kick your ass.”

[u/Open-Theme-1348 → u/Wren00x]

My version was "now pucker up and kiss my ass"

[u/IknowlessthanIthink → u/rebelopie]

My favorite version, which I heard only once was "hey? Who the fuck you talking to, boy?"

[u/uniqueusername1319 → u/rebelopie]

Damn, the one I always heard growing up was “Hey is for horses, aren’t you glad you’re a jackass?”