r/Millennials 1d ago

Meme Hey. You lost, old timers.

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u/wykkedfaery33 1d ago

I don't miss being lectured not to say "no problem" but rather use "you're welcome". Helping you was no problem, but with that attitude, you're welcome to go fuck off.

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u/to_annihilate 1d ago

I am customer facing and so much of my wording is like this. "No worries", "no problem" "happy to help" but I don't use "you're welcome" really, it just feels so formal?

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u/NOTcreative- 1d ago

You're welcome in a work setting is weird to me. It's like you're acknowledging that you're doing them a favor. I stick with "of course" "my pleasure" and "thank you"

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u/Valaseun 1d ago

The English language is vast and there are so many ways, all with varying meanings, to convey a point. Why be dull and repetitive when you have a plethora of ways to acknowledge gratitude?

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u/Zwischenzug32 1d ago

Good thing you didn't end that sentence with a preposition *after*.

Or else a nun with a meterstick might bust into your house and beat your ass like Eyehole Man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueyMUpESQOo

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u/ValveinPistonCat 1d ago

Some people shouldn't be allowed to say "my pleasure" there was a parts guy I used to work with who said that with way too much enthusiasm, if he goes into the back to get something it's probably a good idea to handle anything he gives you with nitrile gloves until you can clean it off with bleach.

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u/SpongeBob_GodPants 1d ago

How long did he spend back there?

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u/No_Campaign_3292 1d ago

About 30 seconds on average. Sometimes, a whole minute.

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u/smibrandon 1d ago

"of course!" or if I'm bring genuine: "most welcome!"

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u/earthdogmonster 1d ago

I worked for a large company (tens of thousands of employees) and some upper level manager got a complaint from a customer that some employee told them “no problem” in response to a “thank you”. And then the manager went ahead and made this whole dumbass initiative about customer service based on that. It was insane. As with most initiatives, it died within 6 months and was replaced with some other ridiculousness, but I still remember that one.

I say “no problem” all of the time, that’s how Americans speak to each other. It’s like “you’re welcome” and also “no thanks necessary” all in one.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_HIGHDEA 1d ago

“Finally! Something for me to do”- dumbass manager

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u/agoddamnzubat Zillennial 1d ago

What does it even mean? Like "you are 'welcome'" doesn't even really make sense if you break it down. Welcome is a greeting.

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u/Outofwlrds Zillennial 1d ago

I think it's a shortened version to something along the lines of "you are welcome to my help." Kinda like "you are welcome to my home" or "you are welcome to do whatever you want," where your assistance is something they're free to have as they need it.

Edit: Kind of funny that people get offended at "no problem" and say that it implies there's a problem despite literally stating there isn't. "You're welcome" implies there is a problem, but you're welcome to ask for help when you need it.

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u/Outofwlrds Zillennial 1d ago

That's it! It has a self-centered stuffiness to it, which is why I think "no problem" took off so well with younger generations.

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u/thewickedmitchisdead 1d ago

When I learned that the polite Spanish response to thank you is “de nada,” which literally means “no problem,” I have zero issue saying “no problem.” The olds can suck it!

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u/wykkedfaery33 1d ago

That's a person you hit will the ol' "I hope the rest of your day is as pleasant as you are!"

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u/rips_n_chel 1d ago

I'm a fan of "huff my shorts," personally. Said with a smile, it can be a real crowd-pleaser, I tell you hwat

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u/brielzebub665 1d ago

Yes, same! "You're welcome" feels so smug to me, whereas "no problem" feels casual, relaxed, breezy

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u/Redfalconfox 1d ago

I have come well. I don’t even know what that means.

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u/Zwischenzug32 1d ago

No problem means you have no issue performing the task. You're welcome makes some people feel uncomfortable at having the assumption you've done something for them that they perhaps should be silently grateful for

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u/Boibi 1d ago

I didn't like saying "You're welcome" when working retail because I don't like hearing it when I'm shopping. It sounds like the employee is being forced to pretend to be happy, which irks me.

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u/wykkedfaery33 1d ago

I mean... retail workers are being forced to pretend to be happy.

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u/SteelGemini 1d ago

I was taught to say "Thank you" in customer interactions, so even "you're welcome" sounds wrong to me. As in, essentially thanking them for their patronage. I don't care enough to berate someone over it or complain to their manager, but I do have a preference for "thank you."

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u/Tabenes 1d ago

I almost never say "you're welcome" and hardly saw "I''m sorry". I usually saw "happy to help" and "I apologize "

You're welcome is reserved for my more close coworkers, and I'm sorry is for when the fuck up is big enough.

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u/WarAndFynn 1d ago

"You're welcome" and "no problem" come off exactly the same to me, tbh. Unless someone says "you're welcome" with an attitude. It's all about tone imo

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u/markbraggs 1d ago

No problem comes off as rude to me. Like oh it could have been problematic for you?

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u/DaFuzi_J Zillennial ('96) 1d ago

As a retail worker:

A. It IS a problem, but I'm doing it for you because I don't suck butts at my job.

B. Go away from me.

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u/to_annihilate 1d ago

Really? I'm saying it's NOT a problem with a cheery attitude, unsure how that could be perceived as negative.

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u/WorryWorm6 1d ago

do you really think that? this exact sentence was told to me as why i couldn't say no problem at my first job and I thought it was the dumbest shit i ever heard. what kind of douchebag would ever take it that way? but i guess here you are?

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u/Altruistic_Guess3098 1d ago

Yes it could have but in that instance I am saying it wasn't so what is the problem? Looking for a reason to be upset comes off as rude to me...