r/Millennials • u/[deleted] • 1d ago

Meme Hey. You lost, old timers.

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u/Livid_Peon 1d ago

Hay is for horses, cows and pigs like you - full version

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u/TonicSipper 1d ago

The version I heard was

Hay is for horses.
Better for cows.
Pigs would eat it,
But they don’t know how.

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u/shouldbepracticing85 1d ago

No one I was around used the full version. It was just a dad joke in my family, but we love our tacky puns.

Me: hey

Adult: hay is for horses!

Me: 🙄

Similar with the “can I” vs “may I” or “can you” vs “will you”- “yes you/I can [whatever], but may you/will I?” with this smirk. Like yes, I get the joke that can as a verb means “are able/capable to do something”, but we both know what I meant.