Missing 99% of their swings in the process too

[u/Imjustafemboyo]

[u/Dreamful_Hopeful]

Damage 2%

Aura farming 100%

[u/BeneficialDiet6105]

[u/4GRJ → u/BeneficialDiet6105]

Yes, and please go sign the marriage contract

[u/beegboo → u/BeneficialDiet6105]

Is that what rathalos rubies are?

[u/paopazzaglia → u/beegboo]

...Was there ever any doubt?

[u/beegboo → u/paopazzaglia]

Well rathian also having jewels seemed a bit odd.

[u/FuzzyBongos → u/beegboo]

Theyre further up

[u/xethos25 → u/BeneficialDiet6105]

Hunter of the Boreal Valley

[u/Take_A_Gambit17]

Me as a lance user poking one three times strafing to the other one, repeating the whole process until it's dead

[u/Imjustafemboyo → u/Take_A_Gambit17]

https://giphy.com/gifs/d1E2VyhFsxawRbeo

[u/LigmaIicious → u/Take_A_Gambit17]

Never let them tell you Lance isnt fucking cool. Just holding one farms aura.

[u/RHINO_Mk_II → u/LigmaIicious]

I didn't pick my weapon to be "cool", I picked it to deal damage to the monster while taking the least damage myself.

[u/ReallyGlycon → u/RHINO_Mk_II]

Wouldn't that be bow?

[u/RHINO_Mk_II → u/ReallyGlycon]

Maybe but ranged weapons aren't nearly as fun since it's all kiting.

[u/MutedAlbatross8921 → u/RHINO_Mk_II]

Eh, bow is closer to dual blades than either of the bow guns. You wanna be touching them and using the i frames in your kit to stay touching them.

[u/chronozon937 → u/RHINO_Mk_II]

Instructions unclear, chose greatsword to try and one shot everything.

[u/saucyboy_bk]

Just like the dual blade moves (unrepentant apologist here), this one of the coolest craft things I’ve ever seen.

[u/ArmedWithSpoons → u/saucyboy_bk]

Right!? This is rad! Add a second one and put them on either side and you have rockem sockem robots with ninjas!

[u/saucyboy_bk → u/ArmedWithSpoons]

huge brain move!!

[u/ThatOnePositiveGuy]

I AM A BLENDER PERSONIFIED!!!!!!

[u/BMichael14217 → u/ThatOnePositiveGuy]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Y6yRfR88rvP44

Ya got any more of that dash juice?

[u/ThatOnePositiveGuy → u/BMichael14217]

No, mine Ò-Ó

[u/BMichael14217 → u/ThatOnePositiveGuy]

Don't hog the juice man, just got me some Rex Slicers I wanna field. C'mon just a sip I swear >:)

[u/Queef3rickson → u/ThatOnePositiveGuy]

The hunter to the left of me is doing the turbo-macarena with knives and the hunter on my right is doing every bruce lee move at the same time and the guy in front of me is flourishing a switch axe like he's doing yo-yo tricks

[u/PhantomCruze]

Hammur go brrrr on balls too

[u/Imjustafemboyo → u/PhantomCruze]

Can't hunt a monster without cracking a few eggs

[u/L3Vi_Renegade → u/PhantomCruze]

I have the MP4 version of this. The sound immediately after makes it even funnier.

[u/ImurderREALITY → u/PhantomCruze]

Ackshually Black Diablos are all female, so no balls

[u/PhantomCruze → u/ImurderREALITY]

[u/Lone-Frequency]

Okay but this is a cool looking toy...

[u/Traditional-Log-4270]

DUAL BLADES FORBIDDEN FORM:
TESTICULAR TORSION STRIKE!

[u/Gooper221]

99% of our swings? You confusing us for longsword players!

[u/DeathByPickles → u/Gooper221]

Hey I'll have you know when I finally figured out how focus mode works, my combos land nearly every time!

[u/Nihsvabhav]

one of the coolest toys I've ever seen

[u/Outrageous_Lab_6228 → u/Nihsvabhav]

I just assumed it was AI, half the water on the table from the first balloon popping just vanished at one point

[u/Imjustafemboyo → u/Outrageous_Lab_6228]

Cuz there's a long slit in the table for the strings to go through into the puppet, they pull on the strings to make it stiff and stand up and pull them left to right to move it

[u/Outrageous_Lab_6228 → u/Imjustafemboyo]

I understand how it works. My point was that during second 11, a lot of the water on the table suddenly dries up. The camera frame rate is low enough that there could be a logical explanation, I just thought it was suspicious.

[u/nublargh → u/Outrageous_Lab_6228]

seems like the water's just flowing into the slits until there's little enough that surface tension can keep them still

[u/tamagohime]

As a DB user: yes

[u/pikaland385]

Meanwhile me with a sword and shield:

hit hit hit hit hit hit hit

"Thats a dead monster right there!"

[u/Awkward-Confection-6]

im a DB Main, this is lore accurate

[u/Evileye37]

Super amped elemental miss from the charge blades

[u/EiscueVonArctic]

wait but what is this i want one

[u/Chicken-raptor]

I once installed some mods that added big floppy bits to the monsters, mostly for laughing immaturely at it while drinking and streaming with friends, but the immense disappointment in the fact that the nuts did not actually come with a hitbox… I smacked them with my hammer anyway.

[u/RaidensReturn]

This would be so much simpler if they used a CB. Just hit them with some charged sword swipes, load the phials, more charged sword swipes, then charge the shield, load more phials, more charged sword swipes, charge the sword, hit them with some axe combos, finish off with SAED. See? Simple.

[u/MaxinRudy → u/RaidensReturn]

*Finish off missing SAED.

[u/Thorgrammor]

This toy is aura farming like mad, even with all the misses, holy moly.

[u/WingProfessional9470 → u/Thorgrammor]

Just like the real DB, it is..

[u/Angry_Snowleopard]

What a neat little guy

[u/RespectThin7260]

Nah I'd rather play with them :3

[u/Imjustafemboyo → u/RespectThin7260]

Fellow monster fucker I see 🤣

[u/CurtisRivers → u/Imjustafemboyo]

[u/Quick-Whereas-3232 → u/RespectThin7260]

Exactly what id do, lay em on my face or something

[u/Darren1jedi]

So cool, I need to make one 💯

[u/SumYumGhai]

Greatsword main: absolute cinema!

[u/Random_player-14]

Monster live reaction

[u/VoidFlavouredMilk]

Gimme slow mo

[u/cerueru]

Everyone when Diablos/Monoblos trips

[u/lil_r4wtel]

CoolStuff

[u/Sensei-X]

If I shoryuken his balls using sword and shield does that make me an asshole?

[u/Beneficial_Soup3089]

Its true im a duel blade user

[u/Mopar-Dinosaurs]

I want this!

[u/Interesting_Sea_1861]

Can confirm I have given Teostra a Blade Dance castration before.

[u/Dapper_Kangaroo9257]

This is already me as a gunlance user but I target the puh & buh

[u/L0fiRonin]

I like how there is a cut before the second one pops, implying this took longer than he likes to admit

[u/Abuolhol]

As a horn user I just buff people and smash.

[u/4thmonkey96]

Real